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Offline fire8029

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3725 on: April 18, 2012, 02:07:53 PM »
18-04-12 13:35:39 DISREGARD LAST 2 PAGES FORRESTON 34 AWAY FROM STATION FOR DRIVER TRAINING - CFS Forreston Response
18-04-12 13:35:38 DISREGARD LAST 2 PAGES FORRESTON 34 AWAY FROM STATION FOR DRIVER TRAINING - CFS Gumeracha Group Officers Response


18-04-12 13:29:09 LAST PAGE IS MEANT TO READ FORTRESS LOCAL STATION PRIVATE TRAIN. - CFS Forreston Info

18-04-12 13:25:04 FIRESTON 34 AWAY FROM STATION DRIVER TRAINING. - CFS Forreston Info
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3726 on: April 18, 2012, 05:11:51 PM »
Best one ive seen i a while:

REMINDER TRAINING TONIGHT 800 POWERS NP OFFICE COLD GREEK CAPTAIN. - CFS Salt Creek (R3) Response

Nothing like a cold greek captain now is there?
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3727 on: April 20, 2012, 10:32:59 AM »
I lol'd

20-04-12 09:56:39 YOU DRIVE LIKE A GRANDMA - SAAS Unit Noarlunga
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3728 on: April 22, 2012, 12:38:30 AM »
23:53:35 21-04-12 FIGJAM. YOU ARE KNOCKING OFF ON TIME!
SAAS Unit Campbelltown
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3729 on: April 28, 2012, 12:24:54 PM »
28-04-12 10:39:30 WHEN THE N70 BLUDGERS GET BACK ON, HEAD BACK TO PROSPECT XOXO - SAAS Unit Prospect
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3730 on: April 29, 2012, 08:49:18 PM »
29-04-12 13:02:24 AVL shows you at Hungry Jacks - isnt there a wedding dress to fit into? - SAAS Unit Salisbury
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3731 on: April 30, 2012, 12:11:32 PM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC0045 30/04/12 11:10 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, SETTLERS RD/MARRIE RD CUMMINS,MAP:C/191 53,TG 14, == BURN OFF OUT OF CONTROL == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 :CLTA24 CMMN24P RH EDIL24 WANL24 : - CFS Lower Eyre Peninsula Group Officers Response

then


LEPG: CFSRES RESPOND GRASS FIRE SETTLERS ROAD /MARRIE RD 30/04/2012 11:22:34 PM - CFS Wanilla Response


then


LEPG: *CFSRES: (BRIGADE NAMES) PLEASE RESPOND TO INC 045 ASAP 30/04/2012 11:29:16 PM - CFS Wanilla Response

good plan...
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3732 on: June 21, 2012, 07:36:01 AM »
20-06-12 22:32:32 DISREAGRD - THE NEWBIE PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON - SAAS Unit H2 :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3733 on: June 21, 2012, 05:32:43 PM »
SCC: *CFSRES, TASK No. 19, RESPOND FLOOD THREAT, KESSEL RD GOOLWA, SEA RESCUE SQADRON NEARLY UNTER WATER,



And this is a problem how????   :-D
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3734 on: June 27, 2012, 03:45:55 PM »
RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, CROSS RD/FULLARTON RD NETHERBY,MAP:ADL 131 A12,TG 182, == KOALA IN A TREE :STM401 :


Huh??? Whats next...Rescue fish from pond.......bird from aviary???

Really...this is not an emergency services call. The koala is either in the trees in the Monastery (behind the cement trees) or at the Servo given the location given.

Call in RSPCA, DENR or a wildlife rescue team...but a MFS appliance for this is ridiculous.
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3735 on: June 28, 2012, 06:50:30 PM »
Quote from: FlameTrees on June 27, 2012, 03:45:55 PM
RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, CROSS RD/FULLARTON RD NETHERBY,MAP:ADL 131 A12,TG 182, == KOALA IN A TREE :STM401 :

Huh??? Whats next...Rescue fish from pond.......bird from aviary???

Really...this is not an emergency services call. The koala is either in the trees in the Monastery (behind the cement trees) or at the Servo given the location given.

Call in RSPCA, DENR or a wildlife rescue team...but a MFS appliance for this is ridiculous.

I think that is the process for anything high off the ground or heavy....why not get a sick animal (assumption, could be anything) safe rather than a paid crew sitting in the station. **personal opinion only**
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3736 on: July 08, 2012, 08:22:21 PM »
08-07-12 17:41:58 CALL SDM THANKS, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE - SAAS Unit Adelaide

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3737 on: July 18, 2012, 07:08:39 AM »
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   1931411   02:37:20   18-07-12   MFS: *CFSRES INC0006 18/07/12 02:37 RESPOND UNDEFINED EVENT, ROYAL TCE ROYAL PARK,MAP:ADL 103 Q 4,TG 182, ==CNR FREDERICK RD LIGHT TOWER ON FIRE ==CNR FREDERICK RD FIXED SPEED CAMERA ON FIRE :PAD251 :
MFS Port Adelaide Station
 

Ummm, that's unfortunate..!!! Lol
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3738 on: July 18, 2012, 05:49:47 PM »
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3739 on: August 02, 2012, 10:44:46 PM »
02-08-12 06:50:53   MFS: *CFSRES INC0007 02/08/12 06:50 RESPOND TREE DOWN, BOGADUCK RD ALDGATE,MAP:ADL 157 E 4,TG 136, == OPPOSIT THE RESERVE BLOCKING TRAFFIC :STRLPUMP R : - CFS Stirling Response :-D
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3740 on: August 10, 2012, 02:04:00 PM »
10-08-12 12:08:00   FYI PT SURNAME IS FUCKLING - NOT SAYIN' THAT OVER AIR - SAAS Unit Fulham :-o
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3741 on: August 13, 2012, 03:30:53 PM »
13-08-12 14:56:13 MFS: ALL OUR LOVE DENNIS - MFS Brooklyn Park Station

13-08-12 14:57:52 I REALLY LOVE YOU DENNIS YOU HAVE THE BODY OF ADONIS - MFS Brooklyn Park Station

Someone is in love...
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3742 on: August 26, 2012, 09:51:58 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY B F B FROM C F C, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU - MFS Adelaide Station

Comms guys get excited don't they LOL
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3743 on: August 26, 2012, 11:14:17 PM »
Was sent to a valued member working at the time.
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3744 on: August 31, 2012, 11:35:04 AM »
Ummm... F-N now hey...?
31-08-12 10:22:44 15 people did not respond to ANtons page asking for everyones pager no. If you are one do it now. NOT in a while F-N-NOW. Text to 0430 588 772. Signed LT3 - CFS Waikerie Info

Tourist?
31-08-12 10:35:50 MFS: *CFSRES INC0031 31/08/12 10:35 RESPOND MINOR CLEANUP, OAKLANDS AV ROYSTON PARK,MAP:ADL 106 P13,TG 182, ==CAR DRIVEN ONTO O-BAHN TRACK ==CAR DRIVEN ONTO O-BAHN TRACK, CAR SMOKING, UNSURE OF EXACT LOCATION ==TENTH AVENUE AT END OF OAKLANDS ROAD :BLP211 : - MFS Beulah Park BLP211
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3745 on: September 02, 2012, 09:08:25 PM »
02-09-12 20:30:46 MFS: *CFSRES INC0076 02/09/12 20:30 RESPOND DOMESTIC GAS, ANDERSONS WALK SMITHFIELD PLAINS,MAP:ADL 42 D13,TG 182, ==NEAR BLOCK OF SHOPS (SEX STORE) STRONG SMELL OF GAS :ELZ339 SAL321 : - MFS Salisbury Station
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3746 on: September 06, 2012, 11:52:23 AM »
06-09-12 11:12:01 MFS: *CFSRES INC0057 06/09/12 11:11 RESPOND TREE DOWN P2 :ON GILBERT LANEWAY OFF CHAPEL ST STRATHALBYN MAP:ADL 251 H13,CALLER: ==POSSIBLE CHICKEN ENTRAPMENT!!! :SNOTIFY E STR20 N : - SES Strathalbyn
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3747 on: September 08, 2012, 09:51:32 AM »
Quote from: adizz131 on August 31, 2012, 11:35:04 AM

Tourist?
31-08-12 10:35:50 MFS: *CFSRES INC0031 31/08/12 10:35 RESPOND MINOR CLEANUP, OAKLANDS AV ROYSTON PARK,MAP:ADL 106 P13,TG 182, ==CAR DRIVEN ONTO O-BAHN TRACK ==CAR DRIVEN ONTO O-BAHN TRACK, CAR SMOKING, UNSURE OF EXACT LOCATION ==TENTH AVENUE AT END OF OAKLANDS ROAD :BLP211 : - MFS Beulah Park BLP211

I can confirm she was no tourist but a 34 year old resident from Northgate  :wink:

In her words "I was taking a shortcut home" :-o
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3748 on: September 10, 2012, 04:53:55 PM »
BURN OVER DRILL NUMBER 2 TRAINING TONIGHT START AT 1930 HOURS REGARDS R.DROSEEN BRIGADE TRAINING OFFICER - ARDROSSAN INFO

Wow, what a coincidence - the Ardrossan Training officer called R. Drossen !!!

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3749 on: September 21, 2012, 07:00:38 PM »
21-09-12 18:21:56   FYI, total fire bans (severe) have been declared in two districts tomorrow, capt - CFS Greenhill Info

Bahaha I don't even know what to say  :roll:
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