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Offline Bagyassfirey

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3450 on: January 31, 2011, 07:49:33 AM »
Quote from: Alex on January 31, 2011, 06:57:36 AM
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BECAUSE OF HIGH TEMPERATURES TODAY, REMINDER TO KEEP HYDRATED AND HAVE SUBSTANTIAL MEALS. REGARDS OH&S OFFICER. - CFS

And don't forget to wipe your filtered.

Just the OHs&W co-ordinator doing their job.....
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3451 on: January 31, 2011, 10:37:26 AM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC051 31/01/11 11:46,RESPOND Rescue Animal,51 WINDSOR AV,HAHNDORF MAP 159 L 9 TG128,PARROT UP TREE. ASSIST SES.,HAHN00

Sqwark !! pretty bird wants to get down now  :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3452 on: January 31, 2011, 11:25:35 AM »
Quote from: Bagyassfirey on January 31, 2011, 07:49:33 AM
Quote from: Alex on January 31, 2011, 06:57:36 AM
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BECAUSE OF HIGH TEMPERATURES TODAY, REMINDER TO KEEP HYDRATED AND HAVE SUBSTANTIAL MEALS. REGARDS OH&S OFFICER. - CFS

And don't forget to wipe your filtered.

Just the OAS&W coordinator doing their job.....

Though you would be amazed at the number that don't stay hydrated!
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3453 on: January 31, 2011, 02:55:13 PM »
31-01-11 16:21:58 TRAINING IS ON TONIGHT MINIMUM DRESS CODE SHORTS AND T-SHIRTS, AIR CON IS ON, SEE YOU THERE :) BTC 31/1/2011 16:21:48 - CFS Upper Sturt Info


Is that stating the obvious.....
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3454 on: January 31, 2011, 04:09:20 PM »
Quote from: Bagyassfirey on January 31, 2011, 02:55:13 PM
31-01-11 16:21:58 TRAINING IS ON TONIGHT MINIMUM DRESS CODE SHORTS AND T-SHIRTS, AIR CON IS ON, SEE YOU THERE :) BTC 31/1/2011 16:21:48 - CFS Upper Sturt Info

Is that stating the obvious.....

...how many sheds have air-con & would allow no PPE at training ? Sounds sensible info to crew to me to ensure no confusion.
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3455 on: January 31, 2011, 07:35:02 PM »
Quote from: Alex on January 31, 2011, 06:57:36 AM
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BECAUSE OF HIGH TEMPERATURES TODAY, REMINDER TO KEEP HYDRATED AND HAVE SUBSTANTIAL MEALS. REGARDS OH&S OFFICER. - CFS

And don't forget to wipe your filtered.

we agree again Alex.....twice in a month...this  has to stop

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3456 on: February 02, 2011, 08:37:29 PM »
02-02-11 20:42:42    MFS: *CFSRES INC090 02/02/11 20:41,RESPOND Rescue Animal,40 STEVENSON ST,NAILSWORTH MAP 106 G 9 TG182,A PIGEON HAS FALLEN DOWN A DISUSED FIRE,CHIMNEY. THE BIRD IS IN GREAT PERIL.,PPT371 - MFS Prospect 371

I thought when birds were in great peril, superheroes came to the rescue??? :-D
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3457 on: February 02, 2011, 11:58:12 PM »
03-02-11 01:25:47    CB181 YADAYA NO CREW ROSTERED - GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS - SAAS Unit Coober Pedy
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« Reply #3458 on: February 03, 2011, 07:04:22 AM »
Quote from: disOrderly on February 02, 2011, 11:58:12 PM
03-02-11 01:25:47    CB181 YADAYA NO CREW ROSTERED - GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS - SAAS Unit Coober Pedy

03-02-11 07:00:41 HOUSE FIRE COOBER PEDY OVERNIGHT INC 004 1 FATALITY FCI ON ROUTE FURTHER DETAILS ON CRIMSON SC EDEN - CFS R4 HQ Response

Pretty unprofessional effort from the SAAS EOC. Whilst this is from the same job, lets hope one didnt influence the other
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3459 on: February 03, 2011, 07:32:47 AM »
While the pager message may be unprofessional what is the EOC to do? No volleys , obviously the paid cert 4's up there we not available. Its a sign of the times in country and metro overworked career staff and burnt out volleys in the country with over worked EOC staff also. But hey spending cuts and a restructure might solve It all!
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3460 on: February 03, 2011, 08:30:29 AM »
Quote from: misterteddy on February 03, 2011, 07:04:22 AM
Quote from: disOrderly on February 02, 2011, 11:58:12 PM
03-02-11 01:25:47    CB181 YADAYA NO CREW ROSTERED - GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS - SAAS Unit Coober Pedy

03-02-11 07:00:41 HOUSE FIRE COOBER PEDY OVERNIGHT INC 004 1 FATALITY FCI ON ROUTE FURTHER DETAILS ON CRIMSON SC EDEN - CFS R4 HQ Response

Pretty unprofessional effort from the SAAS EOC. Whilst this is from the same job, lets hope one didnt influence the other

Personally...if I was to get that page looking for a crew at that time of morning....I would more likely make an effort than if they just paged with a message begging.

..and let's be honest- the coordinator probably thought it pointless while the big stick was still being wielded over his shoulder by a little man with a swastika armband and a shortened moustache......

" you vill comply....schnell" 
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3461 on: February 03, 2011, 03:59:02 PM »
Nice work Boredy, you went to the same German language classes as me obviously, Channel 9 every week night at 5pm.......HOGGGAAAAAAANN!!
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3462 on: February 03, 2011, 05:54:44 PM »
Quote from: jaff on February 03, 2011, 03:59:02 PM
Nice work Boredy, you went to the same German language classes as me obviously, Channel 9 every week night at 5pm.......HOGGGAAAAAAANN!!

Some would say management have been to the Sgt Schultz school of management "I see nothing, nothing!.........."

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3463 on: February 03, 2011, 06:04:37 PM »
16:50:10 03-02-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC079 03/02/11 16:49,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,30 MARLBOROUGH ST,MALVERN MAP 130 K 9 TG182,POWER ISOLATED, NO SIGN OF SMOKE, STRONG, SMELL OF FIRE,GLO441 

hehehe lisdexic moment? :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3464 on: February 03, 2011, 08:46:00 PM »
I like the fact its on Marlborough St too :P
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3465 on: February 03, 2011, 09:01:15 PM »
HI I AM THE 181 PAGER, FIND ME IF YOU CAN.... I LIKE HIDE AND SEEK....


somebody lose a pager?????
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3466 on: February 05, 2011, 07:59:20 PM »
21:19:55 NOTIFICATION ONLY..MT GAMBIER REQUESTERED PT VICTORIA BULK WATER TANKER AND D/O FOODY SAID SEND 2 MORE CFS APPLIANCES AS WELL - MFS Car 31 (Northern DO)

busy night ahead for pt vic tanker  :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3467 on: February 05, 2011, 08:58:14 PM »
Me thinks the officer made a slight error in thinking there...over hearing wrong conversations...
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3468 on: February 11, 2011, 05:07:16 PM »
11-02-11 17:43:54    MFS: DAWES, TRANNY IN NAVARA WOULD LIKE A DATE - MFS St Marys 401    :-o

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3469 on: February 11, 2011, 08:47:32 PM »
1800170   19:54:45 11-02-11 MFS: 361 HAVE JUST LEFT TOWN GO LOOK AT TRUCKS
MFS Oakden OAK301
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3470 on: February 14, 2011, 06:05:02 PM »
4-02-11 11:46:49 BDBY INFO: Training tonight - leaving station at 1930 hours - Using hoses on slopes plus Burnover drill - BTO Malcolm 14/2/2011

Such blatant racism. I'm amazed that this is allowed in this day and age. Not to mention the the CFS is not meant to partake in Civil disturbance suppression activities...


14-02-11 19:20:44 HAS ALL BRIGADES GOT THE LOGISTCIS READY. INFO READY BEFORE NEXT THURSDAY'S GROUP MEETING. SIGN PAUL

I don't know where to start. I feel like we should start sending out dictionaries and grammar workbooks out to the staff on the GRN paging desk.

Oh my...
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3471 on: February 14, 2011, 08:12:22 PM »
Quote from: 6739264 on February 14, 2011, 06:05:02 PM
4-02-11 11:46:49 BDBY INFO: Training tonight - leaving station at 1930 hours - Using hoses on slopes plus Burnover drill - BTO Malcolm 14/2/2011

Such blatant racism. I'm amazed that this is allowed in this day and age. Not to mention the the CFS is not meant to partake in Civil disturbance suppression activities...


That's a long way to go to assist woodside.......
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3472 on: February 15, 2011, 03:40:36 AM »
14-02-11 19:58:55 A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR AN AMAZING WOMAN. YOU ARE FUNNY, SMART & GENUINELY KIND. ONE PERSON'S LOSS IS ANOTHER MAN'S GAIN. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY NATALIE. FROM S - CFS Tea Tree Gully Info

wow....now thats a private no expense spared heart-felt expression of feelings.... well done S you're a unique individual (thankfully)

« Last Edit: February 15, 2011, 03:42:31 AM by misterteddy »
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3473 on: February 15, 2011, 08:34:13 AM »
Quote from: misterteddy on February 15, 2011, 03:40:36 AM
14-02-11 19:58:55 A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR AN AMAZING WOMAN. YOU ARE FUNNY, SMART & GENUINELY KIND. ONE PERSON'S LOSS IS ANOTHER MAN'S GAIN. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY NATALIE. FROM S - CFS Tea Tree Gully Info

wow....now thats a private no expense spared heart-felt expression of feelings.... well done S you're a unique individual (thankfully)

Even worse when you see that the message was sent to Dalkeith, Tea Tree Gully, One Tree Hill, Salisbury & Virginia CFS paging groups.
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3474 on: February 15, 2011, 09:02:58 AM »
Quote from: bajdas on February 15, 2011, 08:34:13 AM
Quote from: misterteddy on February 15, 2011, 03:40:36 AM
14-02-11 19:58:55 A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR AN AMAZING WOMAN. YOU ARE FUNNY, SMART & GENUINELY KIND. ONE PERSON'S LOSS IS ANOTHER MAN'S GAIN. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY NATALIE. FROM S - CFS Tea Tree Gully Info

wow....now thats a private no expense spared heart-felt expression of feelings.... well done S you're a unique individual (thankfully)

Even worse when you see that the message was sent to Dalkeith, Tea Tree Gully, One Tree Hill, Salisbury & Virginia CFS paging groups.

Sounds like a lawn manicurist at work too...
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