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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3275 on: July 24, 2010, 05:28:13 PM »
14:48:53 24-07-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC044 24/07/10 14:47,RESPOND Rescue Animal,10 TREGOWETH CT,KLEMZIG MAP 107 D 9 TG182,FERRET DOWN THE DRAIN C WHAT YOU CAN DO.,PDS221 - MFS Paradise Station Broadcast :lol:

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3276 on: July 25, 2010, 10:26:55 PM »
18:41:21 25-07-10 OTH INFO; dinner tommorrow night at station at 19;00 hrs if your feeling hungry LT3 - CFS One Tree Hill Info

anyone hungry? :lol:

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3277 on: July 26, 2010, 06:12:52 PM »
17:08:21 26-07-10 M/B BUMPER OUT OF STATION WORKING WITH BROOM RAPE WILL ADVISE ON RETURN TO STATION. CAPTAIN - CFS Swanport Group Officers Response

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3278 on: July 28, 2010, 12:32:27 AM »
1930428 22:27:35 20-05-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC064 20/05/10 22:27, RESPOND Assist SAAS, RAH ACCIDENT & EMERGENCY NORTH TCE, ADELAIDE MAP A A 3 TG182, STEEL CAP BOOT CRUSH INJURY, ADL204 MFS Stn 20

Ouch....crushing. Simply crushing.
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3279 on: July 29, 2010, 10:52:31 PM »
29-07-10 18:32:21    (1/1) 29/07/2010 6:31:37 PM PARACOMBE 34 OUT DRIVER TRAINING UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. CONTACT VIA GRN OR PAGE. CAPTAIN J SPARROW AND SMITHY - CFS Paracombe Info

Someone a Pirates of the Carribean fan maybe??? lol
Hmmm, a large unused document that is extremely important, but knowone knows what is in it or what it does.

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3280 on: August 04, 2010, 12:03:27 AM »
16:02:14 03-08-10 (1/1) 3/08/2010 4:00:53 PM To the drivers that did driver training this week ! The captain would like u 2 turn up at 18.30 hrs and clean the truck. This is not good enough! PARAC CAPTAIN - CFS Paracombe Info


Ummmm ahhhh lol

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3281 on: August 06, 2010, 02:50:27 PM »
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1800178 12:30:08 06-08-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC031 06/08/10 12:29,RESPOND Assist Resident,CRN MARION RD MELVILLE ST,SOUTH PLYMPTON MAP 129 F 16 TG182,ELDERLY PERSON LOCKED IN CAR,STM409
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Ummm, not even gonna think about this one..!?!?!?! (shakes head...)

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3282 on: August 06, 2010, 09:05:41 PM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC056 06/08/10 19:46,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,PRINCES HWY THORNLEA ,THORNLEA MAP 0 0 0 TG231,CAR VS COW, NO INJ, CAR ON SIDE OF ROAD,THOR00 MILL19

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3283 on: August 07, 2010, 11:36:04 AM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC053 06/08/10 19:30,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,NEAR ALMOND CT MAIN RD,COROMANDEL VALLEY MAP 166 Q 2 TG146,CAR ON ROOF, FUEL SPILL, NIL TRAPPED,CORO MEMBER ON SCENE,CRML00 - CFS Coromandel Valley Response



MMMMMM I hear that 2 people where trapped one in the car and one under the trailer.....

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3284 on: August 07, 2010, 12:49:21 PM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC056 06/08/10 19:46,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,PRINCES HWY THORNLEA ,THORNLEA MAP 0 0 0 TG231,CAR VS COW, NO INJ, CAR ON SIDE OF ROAD,THOR00 MILL19



Hardly amusing Rob  :roll:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3285 on: August 17, 2010, 09:33:38 AM »
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08:23:02   17-08-10   MFS: OK YOU WIN - MFS Adelaide 201
08:22:09   17-08-10   MFS: SHALOM - MFS Adelaide 201
08:21:41   17-08-10   MFS: SALAM ALACHEM - MFS Adelaide 201
08:20:23   17-08-10   MFS: ABAZA - MFS Adelaide 201
08:19:06   17-08-10   MFS: COMO ESTAS AMIGOS - MFS Adelaide 201
08:18:17   17-08-10   MFS: CHAOU BONJORNO - MFS Adelaide 201
08:17:11   17-08-10   MFS: BONJOUR - MFS Adelaide 201
08:15:51   17-08-10   MFS: ALOHA - MFS Adelaide 201

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3286 on: September 01, 2010, 08:48:21 PM »
14:48:54 31-08-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC036 31/08/10 14:47,RESPOND Assist Resident,678 NORTH EAST RD,HOLDEN HILL MAP 95 N 11 TG182,15 Y.O. FEMALE WEDGED BEHIND A RESEPTION, DESK. REQ BIG BURLY BLOKES TO MOVE THE,DESK. BAD LUCK DENNIS...,OAK302 - MFS Oakden 302
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3287 on: September 07, 2010, 11:29:21 PM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3288 on: September 08, 2010, 09:25:35 AM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...



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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3289 on: September 08, 2010, 09:29:06 AM »
08:34:14 08-09-10 MFS: DON T FORGET MR.GROSSER...FAIRY FLOSS AND DIPPY DOGS ARE VERRRYYY FATTENING - MFS Camden Park 411
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3290 on: September 08, 2010, 11:28:45 AM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...

Or just do the job properly in the first place?
To think they employed me as a drooling retard...

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3291 on: September 08, 2010, 12:00:48 PM »
Or just do the job properly in the first place?

Troll.

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3292 on: September 08, 2010, 06:12:45 PM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...

Or just do the job properly in the first place?

Knock the job back in the first place more like.

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3293 on: September 08, 2010, 06:49:00 PM »
hopefully that person got told where to go

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3294 on: September 08, 2010, 07:48:21 PM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...

Glad they didn't get me on the phone, they wouldn't have liked my answer.

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3295 on: September 10, 2010, 01:56:09 PM »
10-09-10 00:32:03   HAPPY VALLEY *INFO* TREE WAS DOWN NOW ITS CUT UP HAPPY VALLEY 34P IN STATION GOODMORNING - H/V STATION 10/09/2010 12:31:23 AM - CFS Happy Valley Info?

Hahaha
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3296 on: September 11, 2010, 09:48:54 AM »
MMMMMMMMMMM Do brigades really need to send out this crap at all hours of  the day????

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3297 on: September 11, 2010, 10:43:15 AM »
MMMMMMMMMMM Do brigades really need to send out this crap at all hours of  the day????

i agree Bill so many times ya see this and messages like:-

Waaa waaa 34P and 14 responded to incident

Waaa waaa 34P and 14 on scence car off road

Waaa waaa 34P and 14 awaiting tow truck

If i was in a brigade that did this i would looooose my filtered!

but hey on the other hand maybe brigades like to have this each to their own i guess!

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3298 on: September 11, 2010, 10:46:32 AM »
The words Private Contractor come to mind is what they'll get told.
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3299 on: September 11, 2010, 08:21:03 PM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC045 11/09/10 19:09,RESPOND Assist Resident,23 CLARENDON ST,DAVOREN PARK MAP 51 K 5 TG182,SMOKE IN HOUSE FROM BURNT FOOD,ELZ331 - MFS Elizabeth 331

know who to call next time i burn the toast....  :roll:
cant prove it?? then i didnt do it......