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[CFS_Firey]

Maybe the customer wanted an extra hot meal  :-P

Maybe he wanted some seafood?

[Robert-Robert34]

I see what you mean the customer probably thought that the McDonalds at Seaford sold seafood  :lol:

[icpambo]

Fatty Boomba is a person whom is morbidly obease

[6739264]

Fatty Boomba is a person whom is morbidly obease

Are you serious? Is that the scientific term? Thank you for your startling observations :)

[Robert-Robert34]

1926877 11:10:44 22-10-07 MFS: INC # 33 - 22/10/07 11:10,RESPOND Rescue Animal,34 HAYLES RD,ELIZABETH PARK, MAP 52 G 11 ,,SEVERAL KITTENS TRAPPED UNDER STAIRS,ELZ332*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 332 Response

Kittens trapped under stairs :| thats something you dont see everyday  :wink:

[Morgan]

you don't need the fire bridgade for that!! hunger eventually frees all kids,with two or four legs, from their hidey holes :-P

[adelaide_medic]

15:58:30 25-10-07 just letting you know of VA at Thebarton ? truck rollover into house power lines down and house on fire called in by MFS, F74 and LW1 responding 

Bit of badluck for someone  :-o

[adelaide_medic]

1926877 11:10:44 22-10-07 MFS: INC # 33 - 22/10/07 11:10,RESPOND Rescue Animal,34 HAYLES RD,ELIZABETH PARK, MAP 52 G 11 ,,SEVERAL KITTENS TRAPPED UNDER STAIRS,ELZ332*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 332 Response

Kittens trapped under stairs :| thats something you dont see everyday  :wink:

Scarier thing is that they would have responded lights and sirens to this job..... :?

[6739264]

Why?

[6739264]

MFS: INC # 27 - 26/10/07 09:12,RESPOND To,WAKEFIELD ST,ADELAIDE, MAP 118 G 12 ,,,ADL201 41 ADL205*CFSRES:

THATS why you can't have extended morno's when MDT's and GPS is involved!

[uniden]

1926877 11:10:44 22-10-07 MFS: INC # 33 - 22/10/07 11:10,RESPOND Rescue Animal,34 HAYLES RD,ELIZABETH PARK, MAP 52 G 11 ,,SEVERAL KITTENS TRAPPED UNDER STAIRS,ELZ332*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 332 Response

Kittens trapped under stairs :| thats something you dont see everyday  :wink:

Scarier thing is that they would have responded lights and sirens to this job..... :?

Neither of the fire services in SA generally respond priority 1 to these type of calls.

[Zippy]

18:42:44   28-10-07   MFS: INC # 51 - 28/10/07 18:42,RESPOND To,NARACOORTE CFS,NARACOORTE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,LOT 96 PRICES RD NARACOORTE.ASSIST OWNER WITH TANK TOP INTO POWER LINES,NRCT19*CFSRES: CFS Naracoorte Response

18:44:48   28-10-07   MFS: 8KMS DOWN MEZZA MURRAY RD RIGHT INTO PRICES RD AND 1ST PROPERTY ON LEFT APPROX 1 KM DOWN.TANK TOP BLOWN OF AND HAS DOWNED POWERLINES.ETSA NOTIFIED CFS Naracoorte Response

Neva knew clothing was so heavy....but yeh...quite serious ey

[rescue5271]

Tank top(iron/concrete landed onto a 11kva twin line bringing down powerlines

[JC]

This is a case of not so amusing though, take note of the time. :?

1909355 23:59:54 30-10-07 KEITH BASE: *CFSRES KEITH RESPONSE WEEKLY TEST. 31/10/2007 11:01:32 PM CFS Willalooka Info
1909353 23:59:50 30-10-07 KEITH BASE: *CFSRES KEITH RESPONSE WEEKLY TEST. 31/10/2007 11:01:27 PM CFS Sherwood Info
1909351 23:59:45 30-10-07 KEITH BASE: *CFSRES KEITH RESPONSE WEEKLY TEST. 31/10/2007 11:01:23 PM CFS Padthaway Info
1909346 23:59:35 30-10-07 KEITH BASE: *CFSRES KEITH RESPONSE WEEKLY TEST. 31/10/2007 11:01:14 PM CFS Keith Info

You would be far from impressed if your up early for work.

[rescue5271]

I would say someone has worked out how to pre program the station PC to set this off,this is not the first time this has happened.....

[CFS_Firey]

I would say someone has worked out how to pre program the station PC to set this off,this is not the first time this has happened.....

Looks like the station PC hasn't been changed to daylight savings time either...

[bittenyakka]

but still a test page at 2300?

[firehawk]

F75 HELLO BRAD POPE WILL BE RVING WITH U TO TAKE SOME MENTAL HEALTH GEAR BACK TO FULHAM B4 U CLEAR 4 CRIB, TRACEY SAAS Fullham

If only there was a comma after brad!!!

[bittenyakka]

MFS: LOBETHAL 24P RESPOND TO ASSIST (BOGGED) LOBETHAL 24 AT ** LENSWOOD RD, LOBETHAL. - FROM LOBETHAL 24 01/11/2007 1:09:57 PM CF

[JC]

1925908 14:52:09 01-11-07 From : miller:you are a ball bag SAPOL West Coast?  :-D

[JC]

1925617 10:22:15 01-11-07 SA78 OI KIRSTY YA BLUGER HURRY UP AND GET THIS JOB DONE! AND STOP GIVING TRACEY A HARD TIME! DODDSY! SAAS Salisbury

1925617 10:51:24 01-11-07 SA78 PLEASE DO NOT MAKE CONTACT WITH DODDSY, HE IS A SUPER SPECIAL AMBO AND OUR FAVOURITE,ANYMORE LIP.. NO CRIB 4 U! SAAS Salisbury

Move over soup Nazi, now its the crib nazi, if you like Seinfeld you get it.

[SA Firey]

1925617 10:22:15 01-11-07 SA78 OI KIRSTY YA BLUGER HURRY UP AND GET THIS JOB DONE! AND STOP GIVING TRACEY A HARD TIME! DODDSY! SAAS Salisbury

1925617 10:51:24 01-11-07 SA78 PLEASE DO NOT MAKE CONTACT WITH DODDSY, HE IS A SUPER SPECIAL AMBO AND OUR FAVOURITE,ANYMORE LIP.. NO CRIB 4 U! SAAS Salisbury

Move over soup Nazi, now its the crib nazi, if you like Seinfeld you get it.

Would you like bread with your soup...... :-P

[SA Firey]

Just a freindly reminder to all persons that drive our vehicle.Please turn them off after use. As we have had other flat battery. seaford captain. - SEAFORD STATION CFS Seaford Info

Not a good look pushing the appliance out of your station to go to a job :-o

[CFS_Firey]

Not a good look pushing the appliance out of your station to go to a job :-o

Might not be good, but it's certainly amusing!

[Bowforce]

Might not be good, but it's certainly amusing!
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We had it happen at our brigade and I thought it was rather embarrassing!