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Offline Morgan

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1975 on: September 30, 2007, 02:13:12 PM »
17:35:29 29-09-07 sorry mr allan scott YOU WERE RIGHT!! choco :-D
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1976 on: September 30, 2007, 03:02:39 PM »
Has ETSA been notifyed that the power is out at Alberton
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1977 on: October 02, 2007, 01:59:50 PM »
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MFS: INC # 44 - 02/10/07 13:23,RESPOND To, <ADDRESS REMOVED>, STRATHALBYN, MAP 251 P 2 ,,PATIENT FROM HOSPITAL IN 80S SMOULDERING NEAR BACK DOOR,1558*CFSRES:

This could possibly have been worded a little better depending on circumstance...
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1978 on: October 02, 2007, 02:39:44 PM »
I hear shes still smokin' hot, even in her 80's...  :mrgreen:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1979 on: October 02, 2007, 03:06:48 PM »
14:26:14   02-10-07   FROM LINC BASE: lincoln 24 & 14 returend to stashen linc capetone noterfied owner of property about wether condishens 2/10/07 14:23:37

 :|   wonder what HQ thought when reading the Fire Report...
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1980 on: October 02, 2007, 10:40:38 PM »
Quote from: Mike on October 02, 2007, 01:59:50 PM
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MFS: INC # 44 - 02/10/07 13:23,RESPOND To, <ADDRESS REMOVED>, STRATHALBYN, MAP 251 P 2 ,,PATIENT FROM HOSPITAL IN 80S SMOULDERING NEAR BACK DOOR,1558*CFSRES:

This could possibly have been worded a little better depending on circumstance...

What was the call mike? The message isn't very clear. Hope it wasn't how it sounds..
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1981 on: October 08, 2007, 05:52:10 PM »
2:26:17   08-10-07   MFS: INC # 32 - 08/10/07 12:28,RESPOND Assist Resident,LOT 8 WHEATON RD,MCLAREN VALE, MAP 205 Q 6 ,,LARGE FEMALE WEDGED IN CAR ACCESS VIA BUDGENS RD SAPOL AND SAAS NOTIFIED,1638*CFSRES: CFS McLaren Vale Response

14:56:37   08-10-07   MFS: INC # 48 - 08/10/07 14:58,RESPOND To,SUMMIT RD,MEADOWS, MAP 202 J 7 ,,LOT 567 DINELLA DOWNS / D***** R******,STRANDED ON SCOOTER ON PROPERTY.,0417******,1259*CFSRES: CFS Meadows Response
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1982 on: October 08, 2007, 11:16:13 PM »
1908994   22:14:41   08-10-07   MFS: INC # 77 - 08/10/07 22:16,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,30 BEADNELL CR,BRIDGEWATER, MAP 158 D 1 ,,COMBUSTION HEATER GETTING INTO HOUSE,8924 8824*CFSRES: CFS Bridgewater Response

You could just imagine this, a heater pushing its way in through the front door whilst the owners try to keep it out.  :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1983 on: October 09, 2007, 10:05:28 AM »
I thought the same thing! Had this weird mental picture
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1984 on: October 09, 2007, 01:01:49 PM »
12:11:18   09-10-07   MFS: INC # 33 - 09/10/07 12:13,RESPOND Hazmat Incident,2 JUBILEE DR,PORT LINCOLN, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CHLORINE LEAK QTY UNKNOWN FROM CHLORINE STORAGE AREA AT PREMISES,549*CFSRES: MFS Pt Lincoln Response


two bulk chlorine spills in a week...let this NOT be the month of hazmat incidents lol...ill be packing my deckchair on the crew deck ;)
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1985 on: October 09, 2007, 04:04:02 PM »
15:00:22   09-10-07   MFS: INC # 43 - 09/10/07 15:02,RESPOND Rescue Animal,7 FOX HILL RD,MT GEORGE, MAP 146 D 11 ,,CAT IN CHIMNEY - LOOK FOR LGE PINE AT DRVWY NO 7 - GOTO REAR DOOR - 83396268 GEORGE (IN A FRAME) P3,72120*CFSRES: SES Adelaide Hills Response

easy way to deal with this, get Piccadilly or Bridgewater to put a 38 down the chimney and flush the cat out  :wink:
« Last Edit: October 09, 2007, 04:05:45 PM by Zippy »
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1986 on: October 09, 2007, 04:40:55 PM »
Bridgewater and Carey gully are closer than us. only because the roade winds around in a awkward kind of way :-)
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1987 on: October 09, 2007, 04:47:58 PM »
Quote from: Zippy on October 09, 2007, 04:04:02 PM
15:00:22   09-10-07   MFS: INC # 43 - 09/10/07 15:02,RESPOND Rescue Animal,7 FOX HILL RD,MT GEORGE, MAP 146 D 11 ,,CAT IN CHIMNEY - LOOK FOR LGE PINE AT DRVWY NO 7 - GOTO REAR DOOR - 83396268 GEORGE (IN A FRAME) P3,72120*CFSRES: SES Adelaide Hills Response

easy way to deal with this, get Piccadilly or Bridgewater to put a 38 down the chimney and flush the cat out  :wink:

Sounda like the cat must have been chasing after a tweety bird and go stuck while trying to climb down the chimney  :roll: :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1988 on: October 10, 2007, 02:20:16 PM »
1909111 13:26:53 10-10-07 MFS: INC # 56 - 10/10/07 13:28,RESPOND Vehicle Fire,BAROSSA VALLEY HWY,LYNDOCH, MAP 0 0 0 ,,RUBBISH TRUCK FIRE RESPONDING WITH,LYNDOCH MAP REF 048 702,20819*CFSRES: CFS Barossa Group Officers Response

I didnt know the council had a fire truck that responds to rubbish fires  :roll: :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1989 on: October 12, 2007, 05:23:58 PM »
This sounds like a good gig.

16:44:57 12-10-07 PLS PH J- CITY OF PROSPECT RE FASHION FOOD AND WINE FAIR NEED 6 FIREMEN TO ASSIST THE MODELS - HAVE SPOKEN WITH MARK S****** RE THIS
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1990 on: October 13, 2007, 01:07:37 PM »
1926877 10:59:33 13-10-07 MFS: INC # 37 - 13/10/07 10:59,RESPOND Rescue Animal,19 BARTLETT ST,ELIZABETH DOWNS, MAP 52 H 6 ,,CAT VS CHIMNEY,332*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 332 Response

Sounds like this poor kitty must have been drinking too much milk containing whiskey or rum  :lol: :roll:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1991 on: October 13, 2007, 08:37:14 PM »
Heres another amusing message  :wink:

1915503 19:46:13 13-10-07 MFS: INC # 79 - 13/10/07 19:45,RESPOND To,BOOLEROO CENTRE SES,BOOLEROO CENTRE, MAP 0 A 0 ,,ASSIST RESIDENT UNABLE TO LOCK DELI NEXT TO IGA JOAN PH NO 8667 2114,75029*CFSRES: SES Booleroo Response

Are they gonna use the jaws of life to clamp the door lock shut  :roll: :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1992 on: October 13, 2007, 08:54:37 PM »
Iwas wodering that too :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1993 on: October 13, 2007, 09:00:45 PM »
Thats the 2nd amusing pager message i have found today  :-D im on a roll
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1994 on: October 13, 2007, 09:25:48 PM »
1925580 20:20:00 13-10-07 M171 I THOUGHT YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A RODENT? HMMM IM CONFUSSED... OR NEED A COFFEE SAAS Marion

Sounds either like a blonde moment or had too much coffee  :roll:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1995 on: October 14, 2007, 10:43:16 AM »
1909195 09:40:38 14-10-07 Ashley Thompson and Brodie Philp, Training room and Radio requires cleaning. Please attend the station ASAP to complete your cleaning duties.SNR 2
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1996 on: October 14, 2007, 12:18:06 PM »
Quote from: RescueHazmat on October 14, 2007, 10:43:16 AM
1909195 09:40:38 14-10-07 Ashley Thompson and Brodie Philp, Training room and Radio requires cleaning. Please attend the station ASAP to complete your cleaning duties.SNR 2
Where's the ammusing bit? :?
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1997 on: October 14, 2007, 12:21:09 PM »
*Leans through screen and flicks your 'sense of humour' switch*


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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1998 on: October 14, 2007, 01:40:54 PM »
1908091 12:59:00 14-10-07 MFS: INC # 28 - 14/10/07 12:58,RESPOND Flooding/Salvage,HENLEY BEACH RD,TORRENSVILLE, MAP 117 H 10 ,,P1. CALLER REPORTS WATER COMING FROM CENTRELINK BUILDING OPPOSITE KOSMOS,73620 73420 451*CFSRES: SES Western Adelaide Response

Maybe a centrelink employee tried to flush some application forms to somebody instead of using a fax machine  :roll: :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1999 on: October 14, 2007, 02:39:44 PM »
My stop page for the Centrelink flooding call was a blatant attempt to get in this thread!
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