Tick boxes, jump through the hoops, play the game.
Don't try to outthink the process
Don't think that if you don't meet the criteria you'll get in
Treat the job with the respect it deserves, eg:
Don't be late
Dress up for the interview
Be polite
Don't screw them around
Don't create extra work for them
Why should they hire YOU? What can you offer that the other 10,00 people CAN'T?
Remeber OH&S during the PAT
At the end of the day, they owe you nothing, they don't owe you a job. You've gotta get out there and put the effort in to get the result you want.
Or, send bribes.