At CFS we're about to hit double figures, and work is nudging eleventy billion...
Foxtel Consumption is up 35%
'Soft Porn Fridays' have been apparently cancelled by Fox/HBO
Shift is 110% pissed off
Gym usage is stable at 23ppm
Cookup's are suffering due to econmic restraints, we are down to 10kg of meat per cookup for the shift
S/O's are grumpy 0.68% more often
SFF's are old, crusty and angry 110% less often (The planets are aligned this year?)
Truck washing is up 98.6% with the onset of a new appliance in station
FNG/Shitkicker/Probie pranks are down 0.001% Due to "Non bastardisation" rules (haha)
SACFS Staff are retarded - no change
34P's still look like they've had a scrap metal yard blow its load all over their back end
SACFS Pumpers... HAHAHA
SACFS Appliance/Equipment R&D... VERY quiet year/decade
Phew! What a year...