Blonde Joke

SA Firey · July 15, 2007, 03:22:30 PM

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

SA Firey · August 01, 2007, 12:03:09 PM

So you can get away with a lot more :lol:

Hazmat206 · July 10, 2009, 11:38:00 PM

A blonde calls delta airlines and asks, "how long will it take from New York to San Francisco"?,
The agent replies, "Just a minute",
The blonde says "Thank you" and hangs up

boredmatrix · July 11, 2009, 12:24:55 AM

Blonde hops onto a plane, and sits herself down in first class - despite having just an economy ticket.

The hostess argues with the blonde for about 20 minutes- with the blonde insisting that she paid for a seat, and this one is the one that suits her....

..exasperated - the Hostie asks the pilot for advise. He goes down to first class and introduces himself and offers her a drink and starts chatting to her. About 2 minutes later she gets up and moves down to her assigned seat.

amazed - the hostie asks the captain how he did it...

"simple..."

"......told her that first class was going to New York, not Sydney...."

jaff · July 13, 2009, 10:08:33 AM

Quote from: Tequila on July 12, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde

Tequila, maybe you could start to do some extra studying or..........maybe dye your hair!

Mike · July 13, 2009, 11:03:23 AM

Quote from: jaff on July 13, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
maybe dye your hair!

Artificial intelligence :wink: :-)

bittenyakka · July 13, 2009, 01:46:34 PM

Quote from: Tequila on July 12, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde

Is this like a joke or which previous post does it relate to? I don;t get it.. :?

Mike · July 13, 2009, 02:08:06 PM

Quote from: bittenyakka on July 13, 2009, 01:46:34 PM
Quote from: Tequila on July 12, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde

Is this like a joke or which previous post does it relate to? I don;t get it.. :?

Relates to:

QuotePosted by: Hazmat206

A blonde calls delta airlines and asks, "how long will it take from New York to San Francisco"?,
The agent replies, "Just a minute",
The blonde says "Thank you" and hangs up

:-D

jaff · July 13, 2009, 02:50:40 PM

Quote from: bittenyakka on July 13, 2009, 01:46:34 PM
Quote from: Tequila on July 12, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde

Is this like a joke or which previous post does it relate to? I don;t get it.. :?

Bittenyakka dyes his hair! :-D