>> >>>>> "Hello?"
>>
>> >>>>>> "Hi honey. This is Daddy.
>>
>> >>>>>> Is Mommy near the phone?"
>>
>>
>> >>>>>> "No Daddy.
>>
>> >>>>>> She's upstairs in the bedroom
>>
>> >>>>>> with Uncle Paul."
>>
>> >>>>>> After a brief pause,
>>
>>
>> >>>>>> Daddy says,
>> >>>>>> "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
>>
>> >>>>>> "Oh yes I do,
>>
>> >>>>>> and he's upstairs in the room
>>
>> >>>>>> with Mommy, right now."
>>
>> >>>>>> Brief Pause.
>>
>> >>>>>> "Uh, okay then,
>>
>> >>>>>> this is what I want you to do.
>>
>> >>>>>> Put the phone down on the table,
>>
>> >>>>>> run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door
>>
>> >>>>>> and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car
>>
>> >>>>>> just pulled into the driveway."
>>
>>
>> >>>>>> "Okay Daddy, just a minute."
>>
>> >>>>>> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>>
>> >>>>>> "I did it Daddy."
>>
>> >>>>>> "And what happened honey?" he asked.
>>
>> >>>>>> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed
>>
>> >>>>>> with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
>>
>> >>>>>> Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
>>
>> >>>>>> and now she isn't moving at all!"
>>
>> >>>>>> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
>>
>> >>>>>> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
>>
>> >>>>>> He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
>>
>> >>>>>> and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know
>>
>> >>>>>> that you took out the water last week to clean it.
>>
>> >>>>>> He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
>>
>>
>> >>>>>> ***Long Pause***
>>
>>
>> >>>>>> ***Longer Pause***
>>
>>
>> >>>>>> ***Even Longer Pause***
>>
>>
>> >>>>>> Then Daddy says,
>>
>>
>> >>>>>> "Swimming pool? . .
>>
>>
>> >>>>>> Is this
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >>>>>> 486-5731?"
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