the offical i have noting to post topic!

[Firey9119]

well there is "offical topics" popping up all over the place   

[medevac]

you mean "the official jack up your post count page"

 

[Ryan]

now this is a waste of webspace thread.

[Mike]

Sometimes you just have to work the bordem out of the system

[Footy]

We should make this the official firefighter joke page.
The in-jokes that people have about their occupations are great.
I have a chef for a brother who loves telling anyone who will listen that
"he is allergic to bacon, apparently he comes out in rashers..."

Anyone know any good/lame firey jokes? 

[Camo]

Your a tool man!!!

[Smallflame]

We should make this the official firefighter joke page.
The in-jokes that people have about their occupations are great.
I have a chef for a brother who loves telling anyone who will listen that
"he is allergic to bacon, apparently he comes out in rashers..."

Anyone know any good/lame firey jokes? 

After a couple of beers I've been known to come out with some interesting ones... Innuendo is always classic!

[Blue]

Just posted a reply then my computer died, so hopefully it doesn't come through twice....

I was saying that there is the standard joke about fireman having longer hoses (I think you can get that as a bumper sticker). And the Seinfeldian statement "Why is it that one spark can light up a park but it takes a whole box of matches to start the BBQ?"