Mum and Dad decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon
quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out
on the balcony with an iceblock and tell him to report on all the
neighbourhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted.
A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by"
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company" he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike....."
"The Coopers are having se__x!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having se__x??"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony with an iceblock too."
