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brenjoe

14:48:53 24-07-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC044 24/07/10 14:47,RESPOND Rescue Animal,10 TREGOWETH CT,KLEMZIG MAP 107 D 9 TG182,FERRET DOWN THE DRAIN C WHAT YOU CAN DO.,PDS221 - MFS Paradise Station Broadcast :lol:

brenjoe

18:41:21 25-07-10 OTH INFO; dinner tommorrow night at station at 19;00 hrs if your feeling hungry LT3 - CFS One Tree Hill Info

anyone hungry? :lol:

2468

17:08:21 26-07-10 M/B BUMPER OUT OF STATION WORKING WITH BROOM RAPE WILL ADVISE ON RETURN TO STATION. CAPTAIN - CFS Swanport Group Officers Response

disOrderly

1930428 22:27:35 20-05-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC064 20/05/10 22:27, RESPOND Assist SAAS, RAH ACCIDENT & EMERGENCY NORTH TCE, ADELAIDE MAP A A 3 TG182, STEEL CAP BOOT CRUSH INJURY, ADL204 MFS Stn 20

Ouch....crushing. Simply crushing.
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JJD

29-07-10 18:32:21    (1/1) 29/07/2010 6:31:37 PM PARACOMBE 34 OUT DRIVER TRAINING UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. CONTACT VIA GRN OR PAGE. CAPTAIN J SPARROW AND SMITHY - CFS Paracombe Info

Someone a Pirates of the Carribean fan maybe??? lol
Hmmm, a large unused document that is extremely important, but knowone knows what is in it or what it does.

Must be related to some sort of government department... - Footy


Judge me on the service....not my payslip - misterteddy

brenjoe

16:02:14 03-08-10 (1/1) 3/08/2010 4:00:53 PM To the drivers that did driver training this week ! The captain would like u 2 turn up at 18.30 hrs and clean the truck. This is not good enough! PARAC CAPTAIN - CFS Paracombe Info


Ummmm ahhhh lol

straps

Quote1800178 12:30:08 06-08-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC031 06/08/10 12:29,RESPOND Assist Resident,CRN MARION RD MELVILLE ST,SOUTH PLYMPTON MAP 129 F 16 TG182,ELDERLY PERSON LOCKED IN CAR,STM409
MFS St Marys STM409

Ummm, not even gonna think about this one..!?!?!?! (shakes head...)

Robert-Robert34

MFS: *CFSRES INC056 06/08/10 19:46,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,PRINCES HWY THORNLEA ,THORNLEA MAP 0 0 0 TG231,CAR VS COW, NO INJ, CAR ON SIDE OF ROAD,THOR00 MILL19

Kalangadoo Brigade

rescue5271

MFS: *CFSRES INC053 06/08/10 19:30,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,NEAR ALMOND CT MAIN RD,COROMANDEL VALLEY MAP 166 Q 2 TG146,CAR ON ROOF, FUEL SPILL, NIL TRAPPED,CORO MEMBER ON SCENE,CRML00 - CFS Coromandel Valley Response



MMMMMM I hear that 2 people where trapped one in the car and one under the trailer.....

SA Firey

Quote from: Robert-Robert34 on August 06, 2010, 08:05:41 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC056 06/08/10 19:46,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,PRINCES HWY THORNLEA ,THORNLEA MAP 0 0 0 TG231,CAR VS COW, NO INJ, CAR ON SIDE OF ROAD,THOR00 MILL19



Hardly amusing Rob  :roll:
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2cent

Quote08:23:02   17-08-10   MFS: OK YOU WIN - MFS Adelaide 201
08:22:09   17-08-10   MFS: SHALOM - MFS Adelaide 201
08:21:41   17-08-10   MFS: SALAM ALACHEM - MFS Adelaide 201
08:20:23   17-08-10   MFS: ABAZA - MFS Adelaide 201
08:19:06   17-08-10   MFS: COMO ESTAS AMIGOS - MFS Adelaide 201
08:18:17   17-08-10   MFS: CHAOU BONJORNO - MFS Adelaide 201
08:17:11   17-08-10   MFS: BONJOUR - MFS Adelaide 201
08:15:51   17-08-10   MFS: ALOHA - MFS Adelaide 201

:-D
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Hazmat206

14:48:54 31-08-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC036 31/08/10 14:47,RESPOND Assist Resident,678 NORTH EAST RD,HOLDEN HILL MAP 95 N 11 TG182,15 Y.O. FEMALE WEDGED BEHIND A RESEPTION, DESK. REQ BIG BURLY BLOKES TO MOVE THE,DESK. BAD LUCK DENNIS...,OAK302 - MFS Oakden 302
206 to Adelaide fire,Incident #59,situation found 440, action taken 41,K45, over

Alex

MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...

jaff

Quote from: Alex on September 07, 2010, 10:29:21 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...



And prune the rose bushes, AS REQUESTED on your first visit!!!!!
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Hazmat206

08:34:14 08-09-10 MFS: DON T FORGET MR.GROSSER...FAIRY FLOSS AND DIPPY DOGS ARE VERRRYYY FATTENING - MFS Camden Park 411
206 to Adelaide fire,Incident #59,situation found 440, action taken 41,K45, over

6739264

Quote from: Alex on September 07, 2010, 10:29:21 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...

Or just do the job properly in the first place?
To think they employed me as a drooling retard...

CFS_Firey


Alex

Quote from: 6739264 on September 08, 2010, 10:28:45 AM
Quote from: Alex on September 07, 2010, 10:29:21 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...

Or just do the job properly in the first place?

Knock the job back in the first place more like.

Andrew K

hopefully that person got told where to go

Darren

Quote from: Alex on September 07, 2010, 10:29:21 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...

Glad they didn't get me on the phone, they wouldn't have liked my answer.

disOrderly

10-09-10 00:32:03   HAPPY VALLEY *INFO* TREE WAS DOWN NOW ITS CUT UP HAPPY VALLEY 34P IN STATION GOODMORNING - H/V STATION 10/09/2010 12:31:23 AM - CFS Happy Valley Info?

Hahaha
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rescue5271

MMMMMMMMMMM Do brigades really need to send out this crap at all hours of  the day????

Bagyassfirey

Quote from: Bill Corcoran on September 11, 2010, 08:48:54 AM
MMMMMMMMMMM Do brigades really need to send out this crap at all hours of  the day????

i agree Bill so many times ya see this and messages like:-

Waaa waaa 34P and 14 responded to incident

Waaa waaa 34P and 14 on scence car off road

Waaa waaa 34P and 14 awaiting tow truck

If i was in a brigade that did this i would looooose my filtered!

but hey on the other hand maybe brigades like to have this each to their own i guess!

SA Firey

The words Private Contractor come to mind is what they'll get told.
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crossy

MFS: *CFSRES INC045 11/09/10 19:09,RESPOND Assist Resident,23 CLARENDON ST,DAVOREN PARK MAP 51 K 5 TG182,SMOKE IN HOUSE FROM BURNT FOOD,ELZ331 - MFS Elizabeth 331

know who to call next time i burn the toast....  :roll:
cant prove it?? then i didnt do it......