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Firey9119

1919415 17:49:13 29-12-09 DRUG TEAM MEMBERS REQUIRED CREW OF 4 DEPART 19 HUNDRED HOURS PLEASE RING MARK AT STATION CFS Keyneton Response

what the!!! :mrgreen:
Phillip H
Salisbury CFS (Para Group)
FireFighter
(Firey9119)

straps

1908950 22:26:39 29-12-09 MFS:1: *CFSRES INC093 29/12/09 22:25,RESPOND To,CORNER OF COLVILLE RD & RYAN RD,WHITES VALLEY MAP 224 M 6 TG132,FROM SAPOL. SOME BRAIN SURGEON HAS SPILL,ED APPROX 8 LITRES OF OIL ACROSS THE RD., NEED KITTY LITTER
CFS Kyeema Group Officers response


SA Firey

03:10:01 30-12-09 MFS: IS THERE ANY POINT IN GOING BACK TO STATION?? MAY AS WELL STAY AT THE TAVERN AT THIS RATE... MFS Elizabeth 331

Well it is Elizabeth after allthey never sleep :lol:
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Crankster 34

Quote1908950 22:26:39 29-12-09 MFS:1: *CFSRES INC093 29/12/09 22:25,RESPOND To,CORNER OF COLVILLE RD & RYAN RD,WHITES VALLEY MAP 224 M 6 TG132,FROM SAPOL. SOME BRAIN SURGEON HAS SPILL,ED APPROX 8 LITRES OF OIL ACROSS THE RD., NEED KITTY LITTER

Slightly unprofessional, not to mention it pushes the message needlessly over into two seperate messages. This results in the response tone only activating for about a second before the next message containing the brigade names is received on the normal tone.


Crankster on scene, you can take a stop...

Zippy

Quote from: Crankster 34 on December 30, 2009, 08:45:32 AM
Quote1908950 22:26:39 29-12-09 MFS:1: *CFSRES INC093 29/12/09 22:25,RESPOND To,CORNER OF COLVILLE RD & RYAN RD,WHITES VALLEY MAP 224 M 6 TG132,FROM SAPOL. SOME BRAIN SURGEON HAS SPILL,ED APPROX 8 LITRES OF OIL ACROSS THE RD., NEED KITTY LITTER

Slightly unprofessional, not to mention it pushes the message needlessly over into two seperate messages. This results in the response tone only activating for about a second before the next message containing the brigade names is received on the normal tone.

But it relates to how the volly's would think tho....I vote that its politically correct...

Hazmat206

1800177 06:03:46 01-01-10 MFS: CAN YOU FIND SOME MORE WE LOVE WORK MFS St Marys 401
206 to Adelaide fire,Incident #59,situation found 440, action taken 41,K45, over

Baxter

1927242 15:20:40 06-01-10 WM81 CatB Stuart Hwy, Coondambo
WES Woomera Emergency Services

I think this may be a spelling error
keep it simple for sanity skes please

Zippy


Baxter

Yes you are partly right Zippy but it also according to Place Names of South Australia a former pastoral station that is now part of Bruce Well 54 km east of Kingoonya along the railway line. Unfortunately I think they meant GLENDAMBO
keep it simple for sanity skes please

Pipster

Coondambo is where the Glendambo CFS appliance is kept...and where there is an airstrip.....

Pip
There are three types of people in the world.  Those that watch things happen, those who make things happen, and those who wonder what happened.

SA Firey

22:19:34 06-01-10 MFS: YOU NEED AS MUCH BEAUTY SLEEP AS YOU CAN GET....YOU HAD BETTER GET HOME????;-) MFS Elizabeth 331

22:24:49 06-01-10 MFS: I LL LET RUDDERBUDDY KNOW WHEN I SEE HIM LYNDOCH LIMP MFS Elizabeth 331

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SA Firey

MFS: *CFSRES INC021 07/01/10 08:30,RESPOND Assist SAAS,WOODFALLS RD,ELIZABETH VALE MAP 62 A 11 TG182,AMBOS NEED A LIFT WITH AN 'OVER EATING',TYPE OF BLOKE WHO IS STUCK IN THE LITTLE BOYS ROOM...,ELZ331 MFS Elizabeth 331
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SA Firey

IF ANYONE IS GOING INTO THE MORGUE IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS, COULD THEY PLS CALL ME SO WE CAN RETURN PUMPER'S CAMERA FOR REPAIRS - PLS CALL DAVID CFS Burnside Info


What the....

CORRECTION TO LAST PAGE, RUNDLE MALL IS A BETTER PLACE TO GO THAN THE MORGUE. CFS Burnside Info

damn straight :lol:
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Robert-Robert34

1909225 11:53:41 12-01-10 CFSR5: R5HQ INFO: GOODMORNING ALL PHILS MOBILE PHONE HAS DECIDED THAT WATER AND GOLF DONT MIX. IT HAS DIED. PHIL IS WITHOUT A PHONE UNTIL IT IS REPLACED. BUGGER!! CFS R5 HQ Info

:roll: :roll: :roll:
Kalangadoo Brigade

brenjoe

1800181   18:30:37 12-01-10 MFS: PICK UP PIZZA BOX RECEPTION RESIDENTIAL BLDG MFS Adelaide 201
hungry? lol

Hazmat206

1800096 22:28:34 14-01-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC068 14/01/10 22:28,RESPOND To,18 ROGERS ST,HIGHBURY MAP 96 M 8 TG182,EX HAS THROWN HER HOUSE KEYS ON THE ROOF,PDS221 MFS Paradise
206 to Adelaide fire,Incident #59,situation found 440, action taken 41,K45, over

Robert-Robert34

20:37:19 21-01-10 DISHWASHER HAS PACKED IT IN AGAIN AND IS NOW LEAKING. CAN YOU PLEASE ORGANISE HOBART. FROM BRETT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

:roll: :roll: Another dishwasher bites the dust  :lol:
Kalangadoo Brigade

Bagyassfirey

21:02:55 21-01-10 HAHN INFO FOR INFORMATION KUIPTO FSDI = 18 GFDI = 16 FOR 22/01/10, PEOPLE PLS GET A GRIP CFS Hahndorf Info   

Bagyassfirey

11:13:02 22-01-10 FOR INFO FDI NOW 105 AND DRY LIGHTNING FORECAST.HOPING IT STAYS QUIET FROM JASON 22/01/10 11:13:35 CFS Mount Pleasant Response

11:15:28 22-01-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC034 22/01/10 11:13,RESPOND Smoke in Area,TUNGKILLO ,TUNGKILLO MAP 0 0 0 TG096,SMOKE FROM WITHIN BURNT AREA OF PREVIOUS, FIRE,SAIR55 MPLT19 CFS Barossa Group Officers Response

whitecloud

Quote from: Bagyassfirey on January 22, 2010, 09:50:22 AM
11:13:02 22-01-10 FOR INFO FDI NOW 105 AND DRY LIGHTNING FORECAST.HOPING IT STAYS QUIET FROM JASON 22/01/10 11:13:35 CFS Mount Pleasant Response

11:15:28 22-01-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC034 22/01/10 11:13,RESPOND Smoke in Area,TUNGKILLO ,TUNGKILLO MAP 0 0 0 TG096,SMOKE FROM WITHIN BURNT AREA OF PREVIOUS, FIRE,SAIR55 MPLT19 CFS Barossa Group Officers Response

Haha, "Hope it stays quiet" seems to work the same way as polishing one's boots : surefire way to ensure the pager goes off...

straps

#3170
Quote1925597 22:34:36 25-01-10 SA12 GTN SPRAY NEEDS TO BE DISCARDED ON EXPIRY DATE, 3 MONTHS IS filtered. TA LARS
SAAS Unit  

Ummm, I guess thats pretty clear..!?!?!?!?  :evil:

Hazmat206

1908108 19:28:44 27-01-10 Thank your mother for the rabbits SES
206 to Adelaide fire,Incident #59,situation found 440, action taken 41,K45, over

SA Firey

#3172
08:42:08 28-01-10 MFS: IMAGINE ARRIVING AT A HOUSE FIRE AND SAYING NEVILLE 99 MFS St Marys 401

MFS: KAY WAS NEVILLES WIFE..HE INVENTED THE NEVILLE CODES...SOUNDED NOT QUITE CORRECT ON RADIO SO THEY WERE CALLED "K" CODES...SOUNDED MORE PROFESSIONAL MFS St Marys 401

:lol: :lol:

and some more later

MFS: HILLY, I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING THE NET FOR SEVERAL HOURS. THERE ARE SPECIFIC REASONS FOR THE 'K CODES' - BUT NOTHING TO EXPLAIN 'K' AS THE PREFIX FOR THOSE CODES... ONE THOUGHT IS THAT IT MAY BE SHORT FOR 'KEY' - ? MFS St Marys 401

MFS: NO....NEVILLE !!!! MFS St Marys 401
11:37:00 28-01-10 MFS: NEVILLE SOUNDS BETTER??? MFS St Marys 401
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SA Firey

08:05:28 28-01-10 STLN: Happy Birthday 40th to our resident pole dancer - have a great day !! CFS Stirling North Info

Happy Birthday  :lol:
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Zippy

10:21:47   06-02-10   Check out my photos on Facebook Hi Chvl, I set up a Facebook profile where I can post my pictures, videos and events and I want to add you as a friend so you can see it. First, you need to join Facebook! Once you join, you can also create CFS Cherryville Info

hahahaha, mega fail....this is what happens when your email contacts book contains a paging address ;)