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Alex

Quote from: Darius on October 15, 2009, 07:34:47 PM
the MFS ones don't generally seem to have the CFSRES

Don't need it, as they are only a notification to comcen to initiate response through BOMS.

Darren

10:37:57   10-11-09   GRID LICK 34 OUT OF STATION UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE WITH MATERNITY AND WERNER FROM LIEUTENANT 1 CFS Greenock Info


What the hell, who are Link employing.....do they read messages back to you when you dictate them ?

Zippy

10:41:55   10-11-09   MORE CREW REQUIRED FOR STRIKE TEAM TO PORT WAKEFIELD. CFS Mount Pleasant Response

gotta love the definition's of strike team....i believe you strike upon a threat...not a smouldering aftermath....

should just call them Mop Up Teams   "MUTS"

CFS_Firey

Quote from: Darren on November 10, 2009, 09:19:56 AM
What the filtered, who are Link employing.....do they read messages back to you when you dictate them ?

Not to be picky, but I don't think Link has done our paging for a while.  It's now run by Telstra, subcontracted to a mob called Xacom.

Zippy

Indians from another universe..

Darren

Ah yeah, suppose Xacom sub-contract to someone else in india, but it is getting bad, think they would get use to CFS sayings after a while.

brenjoe

we need a book made up with some of these...very good! :lol: :-D

Darius

Quote from: Darren on November 10, 2009, 01:59:02 PM
Ah yeah, suppose Xacom sub-contract to someone else in india, but it is getting bad, think they would get use to CFS sayings after a while.

yes it can get frustrating trying to dictate a message to them sometimes (on the rare occasion I use the 1300 number rather than the web) but I think of it as a good opportunity to practice the phonetic alphabet.

mengcfs

Now there's a good idea........

FYI ONLY FIRE NEAR PALMER. BRIGADES ATTENDING AS FOLLOWS: M/B X2. MYPO. JERVOIS 34 AND TANKER. DO NOT RESPOND UNLESS CALLED. HEADS UP ONLY. FROM DGO2

Zippy

It'd be a nice idea to have a appointed group information duty officer...not for responses, but for keeping everyone informed.

Alex

Quote from: Zippy on November 13, 2009, 10:40:55 PM
but for keeping everyone informed.

that would just drive me absoloutely insane.....


SA Firey

MFS: *CFSRES INC027 15/11/09 10:39,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,ROBE RD,PENOLA MAP 0 0 0 TG231,TREE ROLLED OVER. NO PERSONS PRESENT.,NO KEYS. FROM SAPOL. 50KM FROM PENOLA.,VICINITY OF KANGAROO INN SCHOOL.,PENO19 FURN00 CFS Penola Response
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safireservice

Quote from: SA Firey on November 15, 2009, 09:32:01 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC027 15/11/09 10:39,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,ROBE RD,PENOLA MAP 0 0 0 TG231,TREE ROLLED OVER. NO PERSONS PRESENT.,NO KEYS. FROM SAPOL. 50KM FROM PENOLA.,VICINITY OF KANGAROO INN SCHOOL.,PENO19 FURN00 CFS Penola Response

No keys???
Treat everyone as if they are an idiot, until they prove you otherwise.

mengcfs

QuoteFYI ONLY FIRE NEAR PALMER. BRIGADES ATTENDING AS FOLLOWS: M/B X2. MYPO. JERVOIS 34 AND TANKER. DO NOT RESPOND UNLESS CALLED. HEADS UP ONLY. FROM DGO2

Quote from: Alex on November 15, 2009, 08:38:27 AM
Quote from: Zippy on November 13, 2009, 10:40:55 PM
but for keeping everyone informed.

that would just drive me absoloutely insane.....



I was actually being sarcastic with the "Do not respond unless called" part....
:lol:


boss

#3115
MFS: *CFSRES INC055 21/11/09 17:00,RESPOND Assist Resident,[Address Removed],MIDDLETON MAP 306 F 11 TG138,PERSON STUCK IN TOILET AFTER DOOR LOCK H,AS BROKEN, [Phone #]. 40 Y.O WOMAN,MDDL00
CFS Middleton response


now thats a stinker of a job  :lol:  :-P  :-o
we save lives, we breath smoke, we eat ash, why do we do it? cos it's a way of life for us that we have chosen to take

CFSFirey661

#3116
:)

Believe they got stop called though...lucky!!

CFSFirey661

#3117
PAGER TEST STATION 54, DUTY CREW SUN 22ND F/F PORTER S & S/F ARNELL, TIP FOR TODAY, DO NOT EAT YELLOW SNOW!! : (

lol bit of random advice for those going to the snow

Robert-Robert34

1908882 18:29:45 22-11-09 Carey Gully Sleigh 14 responding to urgent call from Father Christmas who needs a ride to Uraidla because his own sleigh has broken down. From Sue and Richard. CG Station 22/11/2009 6:21:26 PM CFS Carey Gully Info

I wonder if they will respond priority one  :lol:
Kalangadoo Brigade

Zippy

MFS:1: *CFSRES INC024 24/11/09 11:18,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,NORTON SUMMIT RD,WOODFORDE MAP 120 F 4 TG182,SPOT FIRES SOUTHERN EDGE OF MORIALTA CON,SERVATION PARK -ADJACENT NORTON SUMMIT R,D, NEAR SECOND WATERFALL.,NORT00 BLP211 SAIR55

DEH overachiving once again.. ;)

Robert-Robert34

 :roll: :roll: nothing new to say the least
Kalangadoo Brigade

Zippy

MFS: *CFSRES INC054 26/11/09 15:34,RESPOND Tree Down,ADELAIDE-MANNUM RD,GUMERACHA MAP 88 H 10,TREE BLOCKING ROAD ON ADELAIDE SIDE OF G,UMERACHA IN FRONT OF FAWLTY TOWERS.FROM,POLICE. P2,OLO020 CFS Lobethal Response

MFS: *CFSRES INC054 26/11/09 15:44,RESPOND Tree Down,ADELAIDE-MANNUM RD,GUMERACHA MAP 88 H 10 TG098,ON ADELAIDE SIDE OF GUMERACHA IN FRONT O,F FAULTY TOWERS,GUMA00 CFS Gumeracha Group Officers Response

MFS: *CFSRES INC054 26/11/09 15:55,RESPOND Tree Down,ADELAIDE-MANNUM RD,GUMERACHA MAP 88 H 10 TG098,ON ADELAIDE SIDE OF GUMERACHA, IN FRONT,OF FAULTY TOWERS,FORR00 CFS Forreston Response

MFS: *CFSRES INC054 26/11/09 16:13,RESPOND Tree Down,ADELAIDE-MANNUM RD,GUMERACHA MAP 88 H 10 TG098,ON ADELAIDE SIDE OF GUMERACHA IN FRONT O,F FAULTY TOWERS,LOBE19 CFS Lobethal Response


Gotta love it when we go in circles..

SA Firey

Quote from: Robert-Robert34 on November 22, 2009, 06:08:48 PM
1908882 18:29:45 22-11-09 Carey Gully Sleigh 14 responding to urgent call from Father Christmas who needs a ride to Uraidla because his own sleigh has broken down. From Sue and Richard. CG Station 22/11/2009 6:21:26 PM CFS Carey Gully Info

I wonder if they will respond priority one  :lol:

No Robert, he has till the 25th of December to get there :-P
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Bagyassfirey

08:36:22 30-11-09 FYI Loby 34 is going to mt barker to have seat covers fitted will be away for approx 2 days. cheers Glen 1Lt. 30/11/2009 08:35:54 PM CFS Lobethal Info

must be some serious seat covers...

Darren

Unit is now standing down. Thankyou to all crew who have responded over the last two days, well done. Any taskings will be defaulted until 0600 tomorrow. SES Edinburgh Info


Oh dear, we did a few fire calls, can we take the night off ?