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Hazmat206

HV INFO ; DUE TO MY UNAVAIABLITY AT TRAINING TOMORROW NIGHT, THERE WILL BE NO SUPER ! ENJOY THE STALE BISCUITS VH-DOG2 9/03/2009

Yummy! :-P
206 to Adelaide fire,Incident #59,situation found 440, action taken 41,K45, over

Hazmat206

MFS: *CFSRES INC082 08/03/09 23:31,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,CNR SOUTH RD & PORT RD,WEST HINDMARSH MAP 105 A 11 TG182,PUT IT OUT PROPERLY THIS TIME!!!,SAIR55 WDV249
206 to Adelaide fire,Incident #59,situation found 440, action taken 41,K45, over

safireservice

Quote from: Hazmat206 on March 09, 2009, 10:15:12 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC082 08/03/09 23:31,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,CNR SOUTH RD & PORT RD,WEST HINDMARSH MAP 105 A 11 TG182,PUT IT OUT PROPERLY THIS TIME!!!,SAIR55 WDV249
And they call themselves "Professionals"?
Treat everyone as if they are an idiot, until they prove you otherwise.

RescueHazmat

I think them amount of fires re-attended by CFS / DEH over the years, far out-weighs those re-attended by SAMFS.



Unless your saying its okay, because your not Professional in the CFS??


-Didn't think so...

safireservice

Quote from: RescueHazmat on March 09, 2009, 03:37:25 PM
I think them amount of fires re-attended by CFS / DEH over the years, far out-weighs those re-attended by SAMFS.



Unless your saying its okay, because your not Professional in the CFS??


-Didn't think so...
Yeah but it was only a mattress.  :wink:
Treat everyone as if they are an idiot, until they prove you otherwise.

Alex

Quote from: RescueHazmat on March 09, 2009, 03:37:25 PM
I think them amount of fires re-attended by CFS / DEH over the years, far out-weighs those re-attended by SAMFS.



Unless your saying its okay, because your not Professional in the CFS??


-Didn't think so...


Oh... i dunno....   :-)

Bagyassfirey

MFS: *CFSRES INC035 11/03/09 14:24,RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL,5 ELSTREE ST,SALISBURY DOWNS MAP 70 L 5 TG182,1YR OLD WITH FINGER IN BATH PLUG,SAL329 NAD020 SAL321 SES Edinburgh Response

Hope its a big bathroom  :lol:

bajdas

Quote from: mac13 on March 11, 2009, 01:03:51 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC035 11/03/09 14:24,RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL,5 ELSTREE ST,SALISBURY DOWNS MAP 70 L 5 TG182,1YR OLD WITH FINGER IN BATH PLUG,SAL329 NAD020 SAL321 SES Edinburgh Response

Hope its a big bathroom  :lol:

Yeh, the SES crew could start the quickcut saw with concrete blade. Scare the kid out of the bathroom  :evil: What an overkill...
Andrew Macmichael
lives at Pt Noarlunga South.

My personal opinion only.

chook

You are starting to sound so cruel Andrew :-D
Ken
just another retard!

bajdas

Quote from: chook on March 11, 2009, 06:12:36 PM
You are starting to sound so cruel Andrew :-D

Actually I thought I was quite nice..... never did say where to apply the saw blade after it was started... maybe a fire truck, maybe a bathroom, maybe somewhere else....(did they call SES sandwich makers AGAIN !!!)  :evil:  :roll:

:lol:   :lol:  :-D
Andrew Macmichael
lives at Pt Noarlunga South.

My personal opinion only.

RescueHazmat

Ham and cheese, salt and pepper would be great, Ta.



(tic)

bajdas

Quote from: RescueHazmat on March 11, 2009, 10:40:09 PM
Ham and cheese, salt and pepper would be great, Ta.

(tic)

No problems, would you also like spam with that....I understand firies love it on an island near here and it keeps so well......    :mrgreen: :roll:
Andrew Macmichael
lives at Pt Noarlunga South.

My personal opinion only.

SA Firey

Quote from: RescueHazmat on March 09, 2009, 03:37:25 PM
I think them amount of fires re-attended by CFS / DEH over the years, far out-weighs those re-attended by SAMFS.



Unless your saying its okay, because your not Professional in the CFS??


-Didn't think so...

But the DEH rekindles are much BIGGER :-P
Images are copyright

Robert-Robert34

1909283 11:21:48 13-03-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC026 13/03/09 11:20,RESPOND Assist Resident,3 SECOND AV,NARACOORTE MAP 0 0 0 TG227,ASSIST DISTRESSED ELDERLY FEMALE WITH,CAT STUCK ON ROOF PRIORITY 2,NRCT19 CFS Naracoorte Group Officers Response

Here kitty kitty kitty oh bugger it lets just use a one of the side reels and blow the cat down  :-D :-D
Kalangadoo Brigade

car31

MFS: COULD YOU PLEASE TURN OFF THE FM RADIO WHILST YOU ARE TRANSMITTING INCIDENT INFORMATION THANK YOU. COMMS MFS Elizabeth 339 Response :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

must be the party bus!!!

Hazmat206

Quote from: G D on March 13, 2009, 08:13:49 PM
MFS: COULD YOU PLEASE TURN OFF THE FM RADIO WHILST YOU ARE TRANSMITTING INCIDENT INFORMATION THANK YOU. COMMS MFS Elizabeth 339 Response :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

must be the party bus!!!

It's friday night party mix on 102.3!
206 to Adelaide fire,Incident #59,situation found 440, action taken 41,K45, over

FireFighter19

MFS: *CFSRES INC078 13/03/09 22:27,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,LOWER LIGHT ,LOWER LIGHT MAP 0 0 0 TG100,FELLA REPEATEDLY DRIVEN 4 WHEEL DRIVE IN,TO PUB AND KNOCKED THE WALL DOWN CALL FR,OM SAPOL P2 NO LIFE RISK,TWEL00 CFS Light Group Response

Someone didn't want happy hour to end! :lol:

jaff

Quote from: FireFighter19 on March 14, 2009, 03:15:48 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC078 13/03/09 22:27,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,LOWER LIGHT ,LOWER LIGHT MAP 0 0 0 TG100,FELLA REPEATEDLY DRIVEN 4 WHEEL DRIVE IN,TO PUB AND KNOCKED THE WALL DOWN CALL FR,OM SAPOL P2 NO LIFE RISK,TWEL00 CFS Light Group Response

Someone didn't want happy hour to end! :lol:


"I'll (hic) fix this furgin problem of no (hic) drive through meself, ya barrstads" :-D
Just Another Filtered Fireman

SA Firey

 09:46:13 25-03-09  P81 WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS DEAL?
                    SAAS Prospect
09:46:39 25-03-09  P81 DONUT AND A HOT CHOCOLATE
                    SAAS Prospect
Images are copyright

Master of Disaster

20:53:53 25-03-09 MURRAY BRIDGE HUMPER BACKAT STATION AND STANDING DOWN
CFS Murray Bridge response AHAHAHAHA :lol: :-D

Zippy

You can only hear the following from Adelaide fire: Roger, Murray Bridge Humper, your K69, out.

RescueHazmat


Robert-Robert34

1909003 09:41:56 31-03-09 THANKS TO THE EFFORTS OF MERCENARY WISSELL WHO''S EFFORTS HAVE ALLOWED THE SAFE RETURN OF 1 X E-FLARE THROUGH NEGOTIATIONS WITH IT''S CAPTIVES.... - STEFAN CFS Burnside Info

I wonder which brigade was holding Burnside's E-FLARE hostage  :lol: :lol:
Kalangadoo Brigade

Zippy

Them eflares....have to make sure ya engrave them!  And dont forget the GPS tracker.

bajdas

07:17:22 01-04-09 all members needed at station now CFS Blackwood Info

07:24:03 01-04-09 HA,HA APRIL FOOLS CFS Blackwood Info

Given the time delay between the messages, I wonder how many volunteers reached the station before the second page.....personal opinion, not funny if it makes you late for work.
Andrew Macmichael
lives at Pt Noarlunga South.

My personal opinion only.