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Quote1927147 12:05:33 06-02-09 F75 PLEASE CALL ME FAT WHEELWHAIR REQUIRED AT NOARLUNGA HOSP 

Several ways to get a laff out of this....
But hey, why say bariatric when FAT will do..!!!!

Hopefully F75 didn't call the operator a "fat Wheelchair"...!!!! ;)

Cheers
Shane

H51 STILL NO ANSWER I GUESS SHE IS YOUR MISSION IF YOU CHOOSE TO
ACCEPT IT THIS PAGER WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 4 3 2 1
SAAS H51

Quote from: straps on February 06, 2009, 11:07:26 AM

Quote1927147 12:05:33 06-02-09 F75 PLEASE CALL ME FAT WHEELWHAIR REQUIRED AT NOARLUNGA HOSP 

Several ways to get a laff out of this....
But hey, why say bariatric when FAT will do..!!!!

bariatric is too many syllables for a SAAS comms operator!   :evil:

IF THERE'S ANYONE AVAILABLE TO ASSIST WITH MOVING THE RESCUE GEAR OFFICE 2 FALISBURY 24 PUMPER PLEASE BE AT STATION AT 10 THIS MORNING FROM FALISBURY LT 1 CFS Salisbury Info

lol Phalice...

MFS: *CFSRES INC058 09/02/09 15:49,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,8 MONALENA ST,PORT LINCOLN MAP 0 0 0 TG192,PERSON BURNING RUBBER OR SOME VERY,UNORTHODOX BURNING....,SAIR55 PLI549

lol...

Quote from: Alex on February 09, 2009, 01:10:39 PM
IF THERE'S ANYONE AVAILABLE TO ASSIST WITH MOVING THE RESCUE GEAR OFFICE 2 FALISBURY 24 PUMPER PLEASE BE AT STATION AT 10 THIS MORNING FROM FALISBURY LT 1 CFS Salisbury Info

bahaha

MFS: *CFSRES INC072 10/02/09 22:31,RESPOND Gas Domestic,5 DAVISON CR,SMITHFIELD PLAINS MAP 42 A 9 TG182,GAS LEAK IN DERRO HOUSE RING BYRON 04188,23469,ELZ331

9   MFS: *CFSRES INC029 11/02/09 10:06,RESPOND Assist SAAS,ROYAL SOUTH AUST. YACHT SQUADRON,VICTORIA RD,OUTER HARBOR MAP 67 H 10 TG182,ASSIST WITH PATIENT LIFT, FEMALE FALLEN,THRU HATCH, YACHT CALLED GOTCHA,LG2814 MFS Largs North 2814

i guess it did get her

lol

QuoteNa na na na na na.. Batman!
SES Northern Districts response

:-D

11:00:48   15-02-09   REMINDER ALL FALISBURY OPERATIONAL MATTERS THROUGH ACTING CAPTAIN PETER NORTON UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. CFS Salisbury Info

Lol i dont know how they can manage to do it twice ....

1919292 06:27:02 16-02-09 MFS:1: *CFSRES INC005 16/02/09 06:28,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,COOBER PEDY CFS,COOBER PEDY MAP 0 0 0 TG070,ROAD TRAIN HAS ROLLED OVER WITH LOAD OF,COCA COLA SPILLED. NO ENTRAPMENTS 130 KM,S. SOUTH OF COOBERPEDY.,CPD029 CFS Coober Pedy Response

:-D :-D :-D

MFS: *CFSRES INC049 16/02/09 18:05,RESPOND Bomb Threat,PEACHEY RD,DAVOREN PARK MAP 51 N 5 TG182,INT OF CURTIS,ELZ331

Probably just a residents car coming down the road :-P

Are either of those messages really amusing??

I forgot every thing has to be serious

Quote from: Zippy on February 09, 2009, 02:28:06 PM
lol Phalice...

MFS: *CFSRES INC058 09/02/09 15:49,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,8 MONALENA ST,PORT LINCOLN MAP 0 0 0 TG192,PERSON BURNING RUBBER OR SOME VERY,UNORTHODOX BURNING....,SAIR55 PLI549

lol...

That was some bloke doing burn outs in his back yard lol. the cfs got a page saying air support responding to port lincoln incident but never a response page lol would be funny if a bomber dropped a load of foam on his car  :-D

Now ive seen everything new Group Purchasing method  :lol:

BRENDON MCAVOY HAS FOUND CFA TAIPAN BOOTS BEING SOLD ON EBAY FOR $60
AS EXCESS STOCK SPOKE TO HERMAN HE SAID CALL YOU IF THE GROUP WANTS
TO BUY
CFS Stirling
BIDDING FINISHES TONIGHT AT 2300 SIGNED CHRIS
CFS Stirling

Quote from: Tequila on February 25, 2009, 08:33:17 PM
lol i wonder what there top bid is!? Theyd be devo if some one bought it before them! lol oh the thrill of the game. good old ebay

$66 each pair Buy It Now 6 pairs left http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Fire-fighting-Work-Boots-CFA-supply-Brand-New_W0QQitemZ400032141185QQihZ027QQcategoryZ11900QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

ive bought some ;)

hopefully get some added protection over RURAL boots in structrual incidents now.

1909192 09:29:35 27-02-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC031 27/02/09 09:27,RESPOND SHED FIRE,2 TALBOT RD,WATERLOO CORNER MAP 48 M 12 TG102,NOW OUT - SMOULDERING TRADESMAN ON SCENE, PATRICK 0414373271 BELIEVED TO BE ARSON, ATTACK SAPOL NOTIFIED,VIRG19 SLSB19 CFS Virginia Response


Someone throw some water on that poor tradey before he spontaneously combusts! :roll:

Quote from: Shiner on February 27, 2009, 08:26:10 AM
1909192 09:29:35 27-02-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC031 27/02/09 09:27,RESPOND SHED FIRE,2 TALBOT RD,WATERLOO CORNER MAP 48 M 12 TG102,NOW OUT - SMOULDERING TRADESMAN ON SCENE, PATRICK 0414373271 BELIEVED TO BE ARSON, ATTACK SAPOL NOTIFIED,VIRG19 SLSB19 CFS Virginia Response


Someone throw some water on that poor tradey before he spontaneously combusts! :roll:

And are they suggesting we attack SAPOL. Obviously BOMS didn't do English and learn proper punctuation techniques.
BAAHAAAAAAAA

 MFS: STOP FOR GOAL FROM STIRLING NORTH COMMMS OFFICER
CFS Stirling North Response


Whats the score :lol:

I know the situation is bad over there in vic but?

@@ALERT F090213306 WRAT2 NOSTC3 CIGARETTE FIRE CNR GRETA RD/RYLEY ST WANGARATTA SVNE 8395 B1 (385759) WRAT [WRAT]

BL81 HI CAN YOU PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR VEHICLE YOU ARE BLOCKING THE
ROADWAY THANKS!
SAAS Balaklava

Fend off position perhaps :lol: