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safireservice

Treat everyone as if they are an idiot, until they prove you otherwise.

RescueHazmat

Hmm.. Thought the fleet changeover would have kicked in by now.. - Maybe they are trying to be tricky!..

RescueHazmat

MFS: *CFSRES INC058 25/04/08 20:00,RESPOND Flooding/Salvage,238A RUNDLE ST,ADELAIDE MAP B K 6 TG182,PREMISES NAME - NAKED BOUTIQUE - LOUISA,(number)**********- HWS BLOWN ON ROOF - FLOODING ON PREMISES,EAS020 MIT020 ADL201

Zippy

#2454
hahaha nice one for the met's to go to ;)

OMGWTF

Quote1925567 23:02:48 25-04-08 N182 A CARROT STUCK.... PR SAAS Noarlunga
1925567 22:59:52 25-04-08 N182 Cat3 ** Monaro Rd, Aberfoyle Park 166 J9 SAAS Noarlunga



Uuummmm........  :? :lol:

RescueHazmat


Firey9119

1909195 11:24:51 26-04-08 The station was hit by graffitti last night. Please be vigilant if you see anything unusual when passing and and report to Crime Stoppers and the Officers. Try and monitor members vehicles during fre calls too. Thankyou. Captain. CFS Salisbury Info


some people just need to be shot!!
Phillip H
Salisbury CFS (Para Group)
FireFighter
(Firey9119)

SA Firey

Congratulations to Alison & Byron who announced the birth of their 2nd daughter Kelsey Jade Krop, at 1402 yesterday, 6lb 12oz, 50cm. Mum & baby doing fine,... Dad still loosing more hair! CFS Salisbury Info
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track400m

Hey lol yes i have had a pager message saying Child rescue kid stuck in tennis court lol and we responded and all he the kid had 2 do is push the gate open we have also done Bird in a tree aswell lol that was weird because the bird was a native australian bird lol very weird lol

6739264

To think they employed me as a drooling retard...

Footy

MFS: *CFSRES INC038 30/04/08 12:27,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,146 MAIN SOUTH RD,MORPHETT VALE MAP 176 K 14 TG182,AT REAR OF WOOLWORTHS TOASTING MARSHMALL,OWS,SAIR55 CDN431 CFS State Air Desk

I hope those marshmallows were purchased at Woolies and not the coles

bajdas

Quote from: Footy on April 30, 2008, 12:36:17 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC038 30/04/08 12:27,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,146 MAIN SOUTH RD,MORPHETT VALE MAP 176 K 14 TG182,AT REAR OF WOOLWORTHS TOASTING MARSHMALL,OWS,SAIR55 CDN431 CFS State Air Desk

I hope those marshmallows were purchased at Woolies and not the coles

I love how the dispatch is for MFS, not CFS....they must have been hungry for the marshmellows & not willing to share.
Andrew Macmichael
lives at Pt Noarlunga South.

My personal opinion only.

24pumper

Quote from: bajdas on May 01, 2008, 12:18:55 PM
Quote from: Footy on April 30, 2008, 12:36:17 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC038 30/04/08 12:27,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,146 MAIN SOUTH RD,MORPHETT VALE MAP 176 K 14 TG182,AT REAR OF WOOLWORTHS TOASTING MARSHMALL,OWS,SAIR55 CDN431 CFS State Air Desk

I hope those marshmallows were purchased at Woolies and not the coles

I love how the dispatch is for MFS, not CFS....they must have been hungry for the marshmellows & not willing to share.

Sorry Andrew You have lost me, how does MFS v CFS come into this?


Morgan

Quote1925586 14:52:34 01-05-08 CT71 YOU WENT THE WRONG WAY! NOT UPSTAIRS SAAS City
:-D

bajdas

Quote from: 24pumper on May 01, 2008, 12:42:50 PM
Quote from: bajdas on May 01, 2008, 12:18:55 PM
Quote from: Footy on April 30, 2008, 12:36:17 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC038 30/04/08 12:27,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,146 MAIN SOUTH RD,MORPHETT VALE MAP 176 K 14 TG182,AT REAR OF WOOLWORTHS TOASTING MARSHMALL,OWS,SAIR55 CDN431 CFS State Air Desk

I hope those marshmallows were purchased at Woolies and not the coles

I love how the dispatch is for MFS, not CFS....they must have been hungry for the marshmellows & not willing to share.

Sorry Andrew You have lost me, how does MFS v CFS come into this?

A joke (that obviousl;y was not typed properly & went flat)....
Andrew Macmichael
lives at Pt Noarlunga South.

My personal opinion only.

SA Firey

Good morning all! For those of you who were swinging like monkey's over the weekend you'll be pleased to know the roller door is again operational. Thank you for your assistance. Captain CFS Salisbury Info
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SA Firey

#2468
Hello again. Don't forget tonight! Yes its that time of month! Dress uniforms and reports please. CFS Salisbury Info

OK will that be khaki,green or blue :-P
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Robert-Robert34

#2469
1919074 10:17:56 06-05-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC022 06/05/08 10:17,RESPOND ALARM 12/035,SA BREWING CO PTY LTD,TOWER BAR/CASK HANDLING,OFF PORT RD,THEBARTON MAP 117 L 5 TG182,FIP RIGHT OF OFFICE DOOR NORTH SIDE,,AD2015 WDV249 41 MFS Car 41

Never mind the brewery just save the kegs and boxes of beer  :-D

1909020 08:35:05 06-05-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC015 06/05/08 08:32,RESPOND Rescue Animal,LEWIS RD,CHARLESTON MAP 114 J 16,P4 MOLLY LEWIS ******** RAPID NO 114351,LEFT ONTO LEWIS FROM NEWMAN RD,CAT UP PINE TREE,OLO020 CFS Lobethal Response 

Someone should tell this silly cat that its too early to be celebrating christmas 
:-P :lol:
Kalangadoo Brigade

SA Firey

PA6 ARE YOU BOYS NICKING THAT DUDES WIFES HANDBAG ??? SAAS Pt Adelaide
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Jimmy_91

1925586   21:51:00   08-05-08   CT171 PT'S NAME IS LIGHTFOOT.. AND THEY HAVE A SORE LEG... WE THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY.. SAAS City
Stewart Germaine
Minlaton CFS

Hair

1909195 19:01:58 10-05-08 SAL34 BACK AT STATION . 30MT X 5MT PILE OF RUBBISH BURNING . NO PERMIT , NO ENGLISH , NO IDEAR . REGARDS LT1 CFS Salisbury Info  :-D :-D :evil:

Zippy


rescue5271

LOLOLO............. Time for cards for those non english speaking people with a photo of what you can and cant do.....