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Robert-Robert34

Quote from: Davi on January 31, 2008, 10:48:48 AM
11:17:45 31-01-08 TURN ON THE RADIO MFS Mt Gambier

Did someone forget to do something when they left the shed :? :-D

I got dibs on that crocodile too Dave O, I've got a few people I'd like to feed to it

:roll: :roll: Very funny Davi and how are you gonna get a crocodile into Adelaide without DEH and Council Rangers spotting it  :lol:
Kalangadoo Brigade

Footy


Katrina

Will be coming to me down in the South East. Stick it in a large suitcase :?
Put it on a leash and teach it to bark :?
Though the idea of handbag and shoes sounds good but can I still feed a few people to it first :wink:
Katrina
Wattle Range
(Davi)

bajdas

Quote from: Davi on January 31, 2008, 08:02:35 PM
Will be coming to me down in the South East. Stick it in a large suitcase :?
Put it on a leash and teach it to bark :?
Though the idea of handbag and shoes sounds good but can I still feed a few people to it first :wink:

Ahhh if it is a wonmens handbag, it will bite any male for money.... does that count ??     :evil: :lol:

PS...glad my wife does not read this forum..
Andrew Macmichael
lives at Pt Noarlunga South.

My personal opinion only.

Robert-Robert34

1916064 10:44:58 01-02-08 PP84 HI... ARE YOU STILL AT THE HOSPITAL???? OR DID I HAVE A REALLY BIG BLONDE MOMENT AND MISS SOMETHING :) SAAS Pt Pirie

Sounds like the SAAS Comms operator's brain must have fallen asleep for a second  :roll: :lol:
Kalangadoo Brigade

Crownie24

1919473 1:03:04 02-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC004 02/02/08 01:02,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,4 LOCK CFS,LOCK MAP 0 0 0 TG011,LOCK HOTEL,LOCK00 CFS: Lock & Districts
1919473   01:05:49 02-02-08 MFS: URGMSG LOCK RESPOND LOCK HOTEL, 4 RAILWAY TCE 02/02/2008 1:05:37 AM CFS: Lock & Districts
1919475   01:09:04 02-02-08 MFS: URGMSG MURDINGA RESPOND LOCK HOTEL..POSSIBLE STRUCTURE FIRE 02/02/2008 1:08:52 AM CFS: Murdinga

Well they're all awake now! I hope they get it out....so they can go back to sleep...

SA Firey

Quote from: Crownie24 on February 01, 2008, 11:40:20 PM
1919473 1:03:04 02-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC004 02/02/08 01:02,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,4 LOCK CFS,LOCK MAP 0 0 0 TG011,LOCK HOTEL,LOCK00 CFS: Lock & Districts
1919473   01:05:49 02-02-08 MFS: URGMSG LOCK RESPOND LOCK HOTEL, 4 RAILWAY TCE 02/02/2008 1:05:37 AM CFS: Lock & Districts
1919475   01:09:04 02-02-08 MFS: URGMSG MURDINGA RESPOND LOCK HOTEL..POSSIBLE STRUCTURE FIRE 02/02/2008 1:08:52 AM CFS: Murdinga

Well they're all awake now! I hope they get it out....so they can go back to sleep...

STOP FOR CALL.....FIRE IS OUT...WE WERE ALL HERE ALREADY :lol:
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Robert-Robert34

Seems like they may have been at the pub and used beer to put the fire out  :roll: :lol:
Kalangadoo Brigade

SA Firey

12:48:56 02-02-08 Hello Mr Kelly we are starting So you can wake up from your nanna nap now MFS

What a hard life :-P
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chook

1918562 19:39:30 02-02-08 Softball Game, Emergency services cup tomorrow at kadina softball fields., 11.30 Police V Ambos, 12.30-1.30 Lunch, 1.30 MFS play winner of game two, Players be their By 1.00, Wallaroo would like us to have approx 6 attend., Bring your fami MFS Kadina Response
What No SES? :-D
Ken
just another retard!

6739264

Sorry chook, its for the 'Emergency Services' not Jims Priority 1 Mowing Services...

:D
To think they employed me as a drooling retard...

chook

Ken
just another retard!

RescueHazmat

Hehe.. In gest, I was going to say, "It says LUNCH"... - But that was only a typical firey pun.. - And only cause you left yourself wayyy too open for it!.. :p

-All jokes mate. :)

chook

And taken as such :-D Always appreciate a good joke :wink:
cheers guys
Ken
just another retard!

RescueHazmat

And i'll defintaely take one back, so its all good.. :)

Katrina

PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIRE ALARM, *CFSRES: MOBILONG PRISON, MAURICE ROAD, MURRAY BRIDGE CFS Swanport Group Officers Response
1919403 20:06:20 02-02-08 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIRE ALARM, *CFSRES: MOBILONG PRISON, MAURICE ROAD, MURRAY BRIDGE CFS Murray Bridge Response
1905655 20:06:15 02-02-08 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIRE ALARM, *CFSRES: MOBILONG PRISON, MAURICE ROAD, MURRAY BRIDGE MFS Murray Bridge Response

This went on for a fair bit of the day. Was someone trying to break out and kept lighting fires :-D
Or is Murray Bridge CFS the latest government source of prison patrols :?
Katrina
Wattle Range
(Davi)

Zippy

that most filtered place to have fire alarms...should just have a sprinkler system, with a pump ready to boost it...:P

SA Firey

G181 ITS OK YOU CAN TALK ABOUT HOW COOL COMMS IS :) SAAS Gawler
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chook

Desperate for some love? :-D
Ken
just another retard!

Jono

1927147   13:40:11   03-02-08   F75 HELLO SOILED STRETCHER 4 U AT QEH SAAS Fullham
Jono
Snr 2
Seaford CFS (Mawson Group)

BLEVE

Crownie24

Quote from: Jono on February 03, 2008, 12:28:55 PM
1927147   13:40:11   03-02-08   F75 HELLO SOILED STRETCHER 4 U AT QEH SAAS Fullham

Was hesitating as to whether or not I should post that one......Gross....one of the perks of the job I guess... :|

Morgan

Quote1918562 19:39:30 02-02-08 Softball Game, Emergency services cup tomorrow at kadina softball fields., 11.30 Police V Ambos, 12.30-1.30 Lunch, 1.30 MFS play winner of game two, Players be their By 1.00, Wallaroo would like us to have approx 6 attend., Bring your fami MFS Kadina Response
What No SES?

the only SES on yorkes are at maitland and warooka. This a copper coast thingy

Morgan

QuoteOr is Murray Bridge CFS the latest government source of prison patrols

maybe their like Cadell bridgade where the prisoners ARE the firies and this is their way of getting a day pass................... :-P

chook

Ken
just another retard!

Alan (Big Al)

Quote from: Davi on February 03, 2008, 06:44:36 AM
PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIRE ALARM, *CFSRES: MOBILONG PRISON, MAURICE ROAD, MURRAY BRIDGE CFS Swanport Group Officers Response
1919403 20:06:20 02-02-08 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIRE ALARM, *CFSRES: MOBILONG PRISON, MAURICE ROAD, MURRAY BRIDGE CFS Murray Bridge Response
1905655 20:06:15 02-02-08 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIRE ALARM, *CFSRES: MOBILONG PRISON, MAURICE ROAD, MURRAY BRIDGE MFS Murray Bridge Response

This went on for a fair bit of the day. Was someone trying to break out and kept lighting fires :-D
Or is Murray Bridge CFS the latest government source of prison patrols :?

The port augusta prison fire alarm goes off almost once or twice per day, that would have to be annoying the hell out of the stirling north brigade
Lt. Goolwa CFS