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Footy

20:43:03 27-05-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: CLEVE RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ARNO BAY RD, HALF KM OUT OF CLEVE, CLEVE CAPTAIN INATTENDANCE. > 27/05/2007 8:42:57 PM

so is he "in attendance" and there already?
or is "inattendance" and not able to attend?

bajdas

#1751
17:55:46 27-05-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: WEETULTA RESPOND GRASS FIRE, IN THE SAND DUNES NEAR COOPERS REEF, PORT HUGHES - NEED TO ACCESS VIA LOVERS LANE < 27/05/2007 17:55:38

17:45:50 27-05-07 MFS: RESPOND GRASS FIRE 27/05/07 17:45,PORT HUGHES TWN,PORT HUGHES, MAP 000 0 0 ,,NEAR COOPERS REEF, SAND DUNES, NEED TO ACCESS VIA LOVERS LANE,DAILY INC. NO. 46,681 28819*CFSRES:

Was someone getting cold or too hot at Lovers Lane....  :mrgreen:

Would spoil the mood with the lights/sirens on the truck going past..  :roll:
Andrew Macmichael
lives at Pt Noarlunga South.

My personal opinion only.

Blue

Quote from: bajdas on May 28, 2007, 09:57:37 AM
17:45:50 27-05-07 MFS: RESPOND GRASS FIRE 27/05/07 17:45,PORT HUGHES TWN,PORT HUGHES, MAP 000 0 0 ,,NEAR COOPERS REEF, SAND DUNES, NEED TO ACCESS VIA LOVERS LANE,DAILY INC. NO. 46,681 28819*CFSRES:

Was someone getting cold or too hot at Lovers Lane....  :mrgreen:

Would spoil the mood with the lights/sirens on the truck going past..  :roll:

Spoil the mood you reckon? Might enhance it  :evil:  :lol:


Quote from: Footy on May 27, 2007, 09:02:09 PM
20:43:03 27-05-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: CLEVE RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ARNO BAY RD, HALF KM OUT OF CLEVE, CLEVE CAPTAIN INATTENDANCE. > 27/05/2007 8:42:57 PM

so is he "in attendance" and there already?
or is "inattendance" and not able to attend?

LOL Footy, always great to meet a fellow spelling nazi   :-D   Although I believe nonattendance would be the correct grammar if that's what was meant   :wink:  :lol:

Footy

Quite correct Blue,

but in my profession, I just have to know it's wrong, then i tell them to go and look at it in the dictionary

lol...

Footy

15:46:53 28-05-07 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIP- DRY SALESIAN HOUSE, I2: FIP - WET INSIDE HALL RIGHT SIDE, ST MARKS COLLEGE, 455 THE TERRACE, PORT PIRIE

so is it going to be renamed "Wet Selesian house"?

uniden

Dare say the DRY means dry installation, ie smoke/thermal detectors and WET is the sprinkler system..

Zippy

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE

Question for 1 million dollars is:  What is George foreman's favorite kitchen tool?

18:18:36   28-05-07   B FRYER NO CFS Mount Barker Info

18:20:11   28-05-07   A GRILLER YES CFS Mount Barker Info


Blue

Even after the fifty fifty knocked out c and d they still got it wrong  :-o
Should have phoned a friend....  :roll:

CFS_Firey

14:29:20   31-05-07   Pls check use by dates on the chocolates in back fridge. 3/4 of them are out of date. Ta Monica

I can help with that... :evil:

Alan (Big Al)


1909083 13:15:04 04-06-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: YANKALILLA RESPOND TREE DOWN MAIN SOUTH RD, BETWEEN MYPOLONGA & YANKALILLA, 700M FROM YANKALILLA SEED BLOCKING ONE LANE... > 04/06/2007 13:15:07

1909083 13:16:54 04-06-07 SHQ: CORRECTION BETWEEN YANKAPONGA AND YANKALILLA > 04/06/2007 13:16:58

:lol: :lol: Now that would be a funny town name
Lt. Goolwa CFS

standpipe

It's not a town. It is a property exactly half way between the two towns.
find 'em hot leave 'em wet !

Alan (Big Al)

I do know that it's not a town :-P
Lt. Goolwa CFS

JamesGar

Yankaponga is the mid point between Myponga and Yankalilla - Property Name of a farm at that location
James Gardiner
Belair CFS

probie_boy

someone is getting an F


MFS: RESPOND Private Alarm 05/06/07 11:43,SEAFORD 6 TO 12 SCHOOL,GRAND BVD,SEAFORD, MAP 205 L 1 ,,SMOKE DETECTOR IN HOME EC AREA,DAILY INC. NO. 23,8334 8124 431 439*CFSRES: 

Pixie

i always laugh when my pager goes off for that one, because it is my school, so i have to leave school, jump on a truck and then respond back to school.

ohh, and they never evacuate when the alarms go off, which is annoying
SACFS
Seaford Brigade
Lieutenant 2

**My View only, does not reflect that of the Seaford Brigade or SACFS**

bittenyakka

how often does you school go off?

24P

MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 06/06/07 17:13,SHORT RD,PENFIELD GARDENS, MAP 40 K 8 ,,NEAR HEATH SLIP RD,DAILY INC. NO. 58,9619 9219 332*CFSRES:
Must be a good car fire if they need that many appliances!  :?
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

probie_boy

Quote from: 24P on June 06, 2007, 05:00:51 PM
MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 06/06/07 17:13,SHORT RD,PENFIELD GARDENS, MAP 40 K 8 ,,NEAR HEATH SLIP RD,DAILY INC. NO. 58,9619 9219 332*CFSRES:
Must be a good car fire if they need that many appliances!  :?

bus or a truck perhaps?


1928011 11:04:59 06-06-07 MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 06/06/07 11:03,LOT 93 BAINS RD,ONKAPARINGA HILLS, MAP 177 E 15 ,,MR CERONE, **** ****, HORSE STUCK IN HOLE FOR PAST 24 HRS, P3,DAILY INC. NO. 32,72820*CFSRES:

How long were they gonna wait before deciding to get the horse out?  :?

bittenyakka

well

MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 06/06/07 17:13,SHORT RD,PENFIELD GARDENS, MAP 40 K 8 ,,NEAR HEATH SLIP RD,DAILY INC. NO. 58,9619 9219 332*CFSRES:
CFS - Para Group

then
MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 06/06/07 17:29,SHORT RD,WATERLOO CORNER, MAP 49 P 13 ,,SAPOL ON SCENE,DAILY INC. NO. 59,9619*CFSRES:

I hope it's the same fire???

probie_boy

maybe not, the UBD reference is 9 pages difference

CFS_Firey

Quote from: probationary one on June 06, 2007, 05:24:53 PM
maybe not, the UBD reference is 9 pages difference
Wouldn't that make it an adjoining page above or below?

24P

Quote from: probationary one on June 06, 2007, 05:08:02 PM
Quote from: 24P on June 06, 2007, 05:00:51 PM
MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 06/06/07 17:13,SHORT RD,PENFIELD GARDENS, MAP 40 K 8 ,,NEAR HEATH SLIP RD,DAILY INC. NO. 58,9619 9219 332*CFSRES:
Must be a good car fire if they need that many appliances!  :?

bus or a truck perhaps?

Nah just a car
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

wilma

MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 06/06/07 17:29,SHORT RD,WATERLOO CORNER, MAP 49 P 13 ,,SAPOL ON SCENE,DAILY INC. NO. 59,9619*CFSRES: CFS Virginia Response  wonder if its another cop car    :-D
Barossa CFS Group
Barrosa DGO 3
(Formaly Wilma)

mack

Quote from: Pixie on June 06, 2007, 02:25:37 PM
i always laugh when my pager goes off for that one, because it is my school, so i have to leave school, jump on a truck and then respond back to school.

ohh, and they never evacuate when the alarms go off, which is annoying

would have thought your education may be more important than CFS... do you leave school for any call?

filtered

15:41:00   06-06-07   ATTENTION ASF BARTON AND FF BELLCHAMBERS YOU ARE BOTH ON DUTY THIS WEEK , AND AT LEAST ONE PAGER TEST THIS WEEK WOULD BE GOOD..S/O BAXTER

15:43:00   06-06-07   very delicately put Clive, well done, I think they will get the message

15:54:39   06-06-07   They probably thought you would be out catching cod and would not miss a couple of tests, dumb filtered