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Title: Pick up lines
Post by: boredmatrix on February 12, 2008, 08:23:34 PM

Anyone got any decent pickup lines they've heard....or used - especially being firey/Rescue/Ambo??

firefighters can't walk on water but we'll get you wet anyway.
I bet I could make you scream louder than the siren...
[Hold up some spider straps for the backboard] Wanna see a neat trick?

Title: Re: Pick up lines
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on February 12, 2008, 09:34:10 PM

this was used on me. me being an ambo and all

hay your an ambo i need mouth to mouth

Title: Re: Pick up lines
Post by: SA Firey on February 15, 2008, 11:01:10 AM

I'll show you a firetruck :-D

Title: Re: Pick up lines
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 15, 2008, 11:46:49 AM

Want to see my hosework?

Title: Re: Pick up lines
Post by: 6739264 on February 15, 2008, 12:30:20 PM

I'm highly trained in cordage... especially in the dark.

Can I sink my standpipe in your hydrant?

Title: Re: Pick up lines
Post by: boredmatrix on February 18, 2008, 01:03:11 AM

not a pickup line - but saw a t-shirt that cracked me up.....

I've cancelled my subscription - you've got too many issues!

Title: Re: Pick up lines
Post by: Katrina on February 18, 2008, 09:23:25 AM

I've got a fire I need you to help put out (followed by unzipping of pants) boy was that kid really drunk that night - his mates are still laughing about it 12 months down the track

Title: Re: Pick up lines
Post by: 6739264 on February 18, 2008, 09:58:55 AM

"I'm A VOLUNTEER - No ones forces me to save hot chicks!"

Yet another great T shirt.

SA Firefighter

General Discussion => The Humour Zone => Topic started by: boredmatrix on February 12, 2008, 08:23:34 PM