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General Discussion => The Humour Zone => Topic started by: SA Firey on July 15, 2007, 03:22:30 PM

Title: Blonde Joke
Post by: SA Firey on July 15, 2007, 03:22:30 PM
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
Title: Re: Blonde Joke
Post by: SA Firey on August 01, 2007, 12:03:09 PM
So you can get away with a lot more :lol:
Title: Re: Blonde Joke
Post by: Hazmat206 on July 10, 2009, 11:38:00 PM
A blonde calls delta airlines and asks, "how long will it take from New York to San Francisco"?,
The agent replies, "Just a minute",
The blonde says "Thank you" and hangs up
Title: Re: Blonde Joke
Post by: boredmatrix on July 11, 2009, 12:24:55 AM
Blonde hops onto a plane, and sits herself down in first class  - despite having just an economy ticket.

The hostess argues with the blonde for about 20 minutes- with the blonde insisting that she paid for a seat, and this one is the one that suits her....

..exasperated  - the Hostie asks the pilot for advise.  He goes down to first class and introduces himself and offers her a drink and starts chatting to her.  About 2 minutes later she gets up and moves down to her assigned seat.

amazed - the hostie asks the captain how he did it...

"simple..."


"......told her that first class was going to New York, not Sydney...."
Title: Re: Blonde Joke
Post by: jaff on July 13, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
Quote from: Tequila on July 12, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde



Tequila, maybe you could start to do some extra studying or..........maybe dye your hair!
Title: Re: Blonde Joke
Post by: Mike on July 13, 2009, 11:03:23 AM
Quote from: jaff on July 13, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
maybe dye your hair!

Artificial intelligence  :wink: :-)
Title: Re: Blonde Joke
Post by: bittenyakka on July 13, 2009, 01:46:34 PM
Quote from: Tequila on July 12, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde

Is this like a joke or which previous post does it relate to? I don;t get it.. :?
Title: Re: Blonde Joke
Post by: Mike on July 13, 2009, 02:08:06 PM
Quote from: bittenyakka on July 13, 2009, 01:46:34 PM
Quote from: Tequila on July 12, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde

Is this like a joke or which previous post does it relate to? I don;t get it.. :?

Relates to:

QuotePosted by: Hazmat206 

A blonde calls delta airlines and asks, "how long will it take from New York to San Francisco"?,
The agent replies, "Just a minute",
The blonde says "Thank you" and hangs up

:-D
Title: Re: Blonde Joke
Post by: jaff on July 13, 2009, 02:50:40 PM
Quote from: bittenyakka on July 13, 2009, 01:46:34 PM
Quote from: Tequila on July 12, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde

Is this like a joke or which previous post does it relate to? I don;t get it.. :?



Bittenyakka dyes his hair! :-D
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