The emergency services themed word association thread!!!!!

[CFS_Firey]

Now showing at the movies, "Water on a plane" the thrilling story of how things went wrong...
Not sure why, but I felt compelled to post that....

Seeing as this thread is such a disaster, maybe we could just change it to "replacing the Snakes in Snakes on a plane with something amusing"

[Toast]

hey look someone is burning, no wait its toast keep the water on the plane

Idiot... uh I mean...

[Timbo]

pencil

[CFS_Firey]

what is happening here?

[PF_]

hey look someone is burning, no wait its toast keep the water on the plane

Idiot... uh I mean...

poor toast doesnt like it when people give him crap back

[Manuel]

I still love toast

[PF_]

has anyone seen snakes on a plane?

Rakes on a plane, garden tool revenge!

[Toast]

How about...

"Logic in a CFS decision" 

"Bogans on an appliance" (The story of a Heysen Group strike team)

"Elitist idiots in a line" (Lofty Group goes to the same job as above)

"Pumpers in a CFS station" (A fairytale)

"P F on a plane" (Heck thats scary)

[bittenyakka]

congratilations you scored 10/10 for wath the world should be but isnt.

[Toast]

ooh can I win something?

Ill donate it to a charity... like the CFS!

[Manuel]

you made my day toast

[PF_]

you two arent highschool swet hearts by any chance?

[Toast]

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not at high school, NOR primary school!

And no, not sweethearts, he's my dad...

[PF_]

youre not Tasmanian by any chance?

But youre my dad, that makes him my grandad

[CFS_Firey]

And I'm your big brother... theres nothing I don't know......

[probie_boy]

and im you're uncle!

and im locking this thread, seeming as it has become an atrocious heap of poo. im locking not deleting so everyone keeps there posts for the ever important post count!