enjoy taking threads way, way off track. Wait, thats not me, thats
(pity this wasnt the last sentence I could have made a cameo appearence, oh well)
"continuing sentence due to..."
..a tree that dropped his branch right on the old mans head as he was on his way to bingo on his gopher cart. the police were there as someone stole the old mans gopher cart, the thief got away but was recognised as....
edited a few spelling errors, some words got left out.