Continuing Story

[Alan (Big Al)]

but alas the only people interested were the local ladies living on the second floor of the pub...

[PF_]

and he wasnt even sure they were ladies! :-o

(isnt it funny, I was reading one of these on an army cadets forum when I was really bored one day and all they could talk about was guns and bombs and army stuff.  When you get a forum with older people the talk is all of a sexual orientation.  oh well, no one is complaining  :evil:  :mrgreen: )

[Alan (Big Al)]

Pf i understand if you haven't reached that stage of your life yet.... :lol: :-P



So he kept walking back to his house when he noticed a fire....(there you go something more suitable for this site :roll:)

[firetruck]

burning comfortably in the fireplace of two elderly people. But when he looked closer he saw them on the ground.....(the dirty factors up to the next poster) :lol:

[CyberCitizen]

He Then Realised That It Was A Chimney Fire And They Were On The Ground Crawling Out Of The House Due To The Smoke. When All Of A Sudden...

[medevac]

BANG... he was hit by a falling piano.

[Darius]

Luckily he had some sheet music with him

[F.B.R.T]

He removed himself out of under the piano and began playing the sheet music.

Then two firefighters came running in and one said to the other "gee this bloke must have concussion cause that music is really sheet!!"

[Manuel]

But then the fire fighters got a more important call to go to, the cat that was shot, got stuck up a tree :-o, So they set off with their lights and sirens to go and rescue the cat, but on the way....

[mengcfs]

The orange people cut them off at the intersection and said, "This is our job, back off", but the firies continued on racing them, but before anyone could get to the cat..........

[medevac]

it died

[CFS_Firey]

and fell out of the tree onto an elderly woman, breaking her neck...

[PF_]

The firefighters then said, and that is how politics between servies ends up, 1 dead woman, and 1 cat that ran away, shame shame shame.  Then the MFS went back to their roast dinner meal waiting for another call, which came 35minutes later for a......

(Ive reached the stage of my life where I can drive a car on my own, write crude jokes and laugh at 12 year olds on a power trip in army cadets, it really is amusing reading those forums  :-P )

[Alan (Big Al)]

COQ to Klangadoo CFS station who were attending an out of control sparkler at the local.....

[CFS_Firey]

Brothel. On arrival they had discovered that the incident was indeed of large magnitude, and the second in charge of Kalangadoo 34 had requested the COQ to ensure that...

[Toast]

Kalangadoo and the surrounding area was adequetly covered by the likes of Station 20's entire staffing. Sadly this meant that

[CFS_Firey]

No staff were left in Station 20, which was a shame because there was a contractor with an oxy torch in the old reserve bank building, who

[Toast]

decided, for once to follow OH&S practices, so he put the oxy torch down. Then the noticed the shadow of a low flying plane headed straight for the

[CFS_Firey]

airport runway, where it landed safely, before bursting a tyre, and hurtling uncontrollably towards a

[Toast]

Hanger full of F111's already on their noses with no font wheels, It missed! And impacted the

[CFS_Firey]

Huge shipment of nuclear and biological weapons that the US government had stored at Adelaide airport ready for deployment to Serbia.  On impact, the shipment

[Toast]

Wobbled slightly, moved a few inches and promptly spat the plane back out. As sunlight shone into the cockpit of the plane, the pilots body vanished! It was becuase

[rescue5271]

The plane was a new top secret weapon used for aerial

[CFS_Firey]

firebombing, that worked by vanishing fuel in front of the fire!  On this particular day though, the plane had been

[Manuel]

at an air show. But this was all a dream and he woke up...