Author Topic: Continuing Story (Read 67310 times)

Alan (Big Al) · « **Reply #25 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:47:12 PM »

but alas the only people interested were the local ladies living on the second floor of the pub...

PF_ · « **Reply #26 on:** August 03, 2006, 07:15:46 PM »

and he wasnt even sure they were ladies!

(isnt it funny, I was reading one of these on an army cadets forum when I was really bored one day and all they could talk about was guns and bombs and army stuff. When you get a forum with older people the talk is all of a sexual orientation. oh well, no one is complaining

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Alan (Big Al) · « **Reply #27 on:** August 04, 2006, 12:54:20 AM »

Pf i understand if you haven't reached that stage of your life yet....

So he kept walking back to his house when he noticed a fire....(there you go something more suitable for this site

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firetruck · « **Reply #28 on:** August 04, 2006, 11:06:33 AM »

burning comfortably in the fireplace of two elderly people. But when he looked closer he saw them on the ground.....(the dirty factors up to the next poster)

CyberCitizen · « **Reply #29 on:** August 04, 2006, 11:08:10 AM »

He Then Realised That It Was A Chimney Fire And They Were On The Ground Crawling Out Of The House Due To The Smoke. When All Of A Sudden...

medevac · « **Reply #30 on:** August 04, 2006, 12:29:59 PM »

BANG... he was hit by a falling piano.

Darius · « **Reply #31 on:** August 04, 2006, 01:06:43 PM »

Luckily he had some sheet music with him

F.B.R.T · « **Reply #32 on:** August 04, 2006, 02:45:57 PM »

He removed himself out of under the piano and began playing the sheet music.

Then two firefighters came running in and one said to the other "gee this bloke must have concussion cause that music is really sheet!!"

Manuel · « **Reply #33 on:** August 04, 2006, 04:28:19 PM »

But then the fire fighters got a more important call to go to, the cat that was shot, got stuck up a tree

, So they set off with their lights and sirens to go and rescue the cat, but on the way....

mengcfs · « **Reply #34 on:** August 04, 2006, 04:33:17 PM »

The orange people cut them off at the intersection and said, "This is our job, back off", but the firies continued on racing them, but before anyone could get to the cat..........

medevac · « **Reply #35 on:** August 04, 2006, 05:00:40 PM »

it died

CFS_Firey · « **Reply #36 on:** August 04, 2006, 06:08:05 PM »

and fell out of the tree onto an elderly woman, breaking her neck...

PF_ · « **Reply #37 on:** August 04, 2006, 06:41:40 PM »

The firefighters then said, and that is how politics between servies ends up, 1 dead woman, and 1 cat that ran away, shame shame shame. Then the MFS went back to their roast dinner meal waiting for another call, which came 35minutes later for a......

(Ive reached the stage of my life where I can drive a car on my own, write crude jokes and laugh at 12 year olds on a power trip in army cadets, it really is amusing reading those forums

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Alan (Big Al) · « **Reply #38 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:22:36 AM »

COQ to Klangadoo CFS station who were attending an out of control sparkler at the local.....

CFS_Firey · « **Reply #39 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:31:22 AM »

Brothel. On arrival they had discovered that the incident was indeed of large magnitude, and the second in charge of Kalangadoo 34 had requested the COQ to ensure that...

Toast · « **Reply #40 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:50:38 AM »

Kalangadoo and the surrounding area was adequetly covered by the likes of Station 20's entire staffing. Sadly this meant that

CFS_Firey · « **Reply #41 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:17:43 AM »

No staff were left in Station 20, which was a shame because there was a contractor with an oxy torch in the old reserve bank building, who

Toast · « **Reply #42 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:19:53 AM »

decided, for once to follow OH&S practices, so he put the oxy torch down. Then the noticed the shadow of a low flying plane headed straight for the

CFS_Firey · « **Reply #43 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:22:03 AM »

airport runway, where it landed safely, before bursting a tyre, and hurtling uncontrollably towards a

Toast · « **Reply #44 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:23:42 AM »

Hanger full of F111's already on their noses with no font wheels, It missed! And impacted the

CFS_Firey · « **Reply #45 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:25:59 AM »

Huge shipment of nuclear and biological weapons that the US government had stored at Adelaide airport ready for deployment to Serbia. On impact, the shipment

Toast · « **Reply #46 on:** August 05, 2006, 03:44:42 AM »

Wobbled slightly, moved a few inches and promptly spat the plane back out. As sunlight shone into the cockpit of the plane, the pilots body vanished! It was becuase

rescue5271 · « **Reply #47 on:** August 05, 2006, 07:30:26 AM »

The plane was a new top secret weapon used for aerial

CFS_Firey · « **Reply #48 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:27:18 PM »

firebombing, that worked by vanishing fuel in front of the fire! On this particular day though, the plane had been

Manuel · « **Reply #49 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:30:12 PM »

at an air show. But this was all a dream and he woke up...

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