Sounds like a movie...
Coming soon to a CFS near you, Crank, The Origin! Where did it come from, what people has it infected "aaaaaaaaaaah" "go go go tree down tree down, strike out a 4th alarm!" Thre Cranks are everywhere, in your bathroom, in your kitchen and sitting in oyur firetruck (cut to a dark image of person driving fire truck) Can you handle this world we live in, CRank, the origin, coming soon......
Its early, just had coffee so Ill be right in a minute