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[brenjoe]

01:43:46 10-12-10 MFS: I SAID I,D LOOK AFTER U BUT I MIGHT JUST CHANGE MY MINE YET SAY GOOD,AYE TO THE WOG IN THE BACKL SEAT ET - MFS Adelaide 202

[disOrderly]

11-12-10 00:48:46   MFS: *CFSRES INC003 11/12/10 00:48,RESPOND ALARM 012/200,NEXT GENERATION,WAR MEMORIAL DR,NORTH ADELAIDE MAP 1 J 17 TG182,ENTOXICATED PEOPLE STUCK IN A LIFT,ADL204 - MFS Adelaide ADL204

Haha, maybe Comms are 'entoxicated.'

I wonder if being stuck in a lift when you are drunk is scarier or fun :P

[Hazmat206]

09:13:30 11-12-10 MFS: LIKE A G6, LIKE G6, NOW I'M FEELIN SO FLY LIKE A G6... - MFS Adelaide 2090

[rescue5271]

1925584 12:49:25 11-12-10 AS7 PT HAS HAD SURG ON HIS PENIS, UNSURE WHAT TYPE, RN IS WITH PT, CHEERS VANESSA

[disOrderly]

Had a quick job done? Just in and out? :P

Let the puns begin...

[straps]

1930441 07:57:18 16-12-10 H703 PUT FRESH FM ON NOW
SAAS Unit H3

Am thinking there was some good tracks being cranked out this morning..!?!?!? hehehehe

[disOrderly]

16-12-10 18:01:36   MFS: *CFSRES INC072 16/12/10 18:01,RESPOND Rescue Animal,2 BARNS AV,HIGHBURY MAP 96 L 9 TG182,BIRD IN HEATER FLEW,PDS221 - MFS Paradise PDS221

16-12-10 18:02:15   MFS: PRIORITY 2 THE BIRDS NOT IN A HURRY - MFS Paradise PDS221

[pumprescue]

This is where good spelling plays into our hands....the bird is in a heater flew hahaha get it , flew.... :roll:

[disOrderly]

Haha you firies are just too funny!

16-12-10 22:32:27   MFS: *CFSRES INC094 16/12/10 22:31,RESPOND Assist Resident,13 CHARLES ST,UNLEY MAP 130 H 5 TG182,FEMALE RESIDENT HAS LOCKED HERSELF OUT O,F THE TOILET - AND REQUIRES ACCESS - A P,RESSING NEED YOU MIGHT SAY..,GLO441 - MFS GlenOsmond GLO441

[straps]

1924690 13:43:30 17-12-10 G81 CUDDLE CREW
SAAS Unit Gawler

HUH... Say what..?? :wink:

[brenjoe]

08:17:20 18-12-10 GRP WX: MLR 18/12 T18 DP7 RH49 W25 FFDI M6 GFDI L4 RAIN 3. FO Showers. Fresh to strong and gusty south to southwest winds. Not good drinking weather. - DEH Adelaide Region
:-D

[219678377231221312]

1800166   14:00:20 19-12-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC071 19/12/10 13:59,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,7 PIONEER AV,PORT ELLIOT MAP 311 E 3 TG138,CALL FROM NEIGHBOUR,PTEL00 MDDL00 GAW359
MFS Gawler GAW359

Fire would probably be out by the time they got there!

[SA Firey]

1800166   14:00:20 19-12-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC071 19/12/10 13:59,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,7 PIONEER AV,PORT ELLIOT MAP 311 E 3 TG138,CALL FROM NEIGHBOUR,PTEL00 MDDL00 GAW359
MFS Gawler GAW359

Fire would probably be out by the time they got there!

I'll bet they looked at that and said WTF :-D

[Bagyassfirey]

1800166   14:00:20 19-12-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC071 19/12/10 13:59,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,7 PIONEER AV,PORT ELLIOT MAP 311 E 3 TG138,CALL FROM NEIGHBOUR,PTEL00 MDDL00 GAW359
MFS Gawler GAW359

Fire would probably be out by the time they got there!

I'll bet they looked at that and said filtered :-D

The question is did they respond

[Alan (Big Al)]

meh small fire out on arrival.

[219678377231221312]

1800166   14:00:20 19-12-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC071 19/12/10 13:59,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,7 PIONEER AV,PORT ELLIOT MAP 311 E 3 TG138,CALL FROM NEIGHBOUR,PTEL00 MDDL00 GAW359
MFS Gawler GAW359

Fire would probably be out by the time they got there!

I'll bet they looked at that and said filtered :-D

The question is did they respond

I've been told it was an error and they mixed up Gawler with Goolwa  :-D

[brenjoe]

17:09:49 19-12-10 ECHUNGA 14 ASSISTING SANTA FOR APPROX 45 MINUTES - CFS Echunga Info
:-D

[disOrderly]

20-12-10 17:40:10   LH CAPT PLEASE BRING AN ADJUSTABLE HAT TO THE COURTS TONIGHT BECAUSE YOUR HEAD WONT BE AS BIG AS IT IS NOW - CFS Littlehampton Info

[brenjoe]

08:51:49 23-12-10 MFS: WITH YOUR MOUTH ITS ALWAYS LOUD - MFS Adelaide 2090

:lol:

[disOrderly]

24-12-10 12:01:45   MRPH: SECURITY ALARM ACTIVATED - CFS Morphett Vale Officers


24-12-10 12:03:07   MRPH OFFICERS: Oops I entered through the back door - CFS Morphett Vale Officers

[6739264]

I hate it when that happens...

[disOrderly]

Hahaha...I was gonna chuck a pun in there but I thought it was really quite self-explanetary.

But yeah, it's quite irritating isn't it?

[SA Firey]

MFS: *CFSRES INC063 24/12/10 16:29,RESPOND Smoke in Area,ALAMEIN AV,WOODSIDE MAP 137 J 13 TG140,IN THE DETENTION CENTRE, SMOKE NEAR THE,COMMUNITY CENTRE. T-CARD REQD.,SAIR55 WDSD00 OAKB00 - CFS Onkaparinga Group Officers Response

[Zippy]

Entry conditions :P

[6739264]

Entry conditions :P

Front door or back door?