Author Topic: Ammusing pager message. (Read 1969587 times)

Hazmat206 · « **Reply #2975 on:** March 09, 2009, 11:12:57 AM »

HV INFO ; DUE TO MY UNAVAIABLITY AT TRAINING TOMORROW NIGHT, THERE WILL BE NO SUPER ! ENJOY THE STALE BISCUITS VH-DOG2 9/03/2009

Yummy!

Hazmat206 · « **Reply #2976 on:** March 09, 2009, 11:15:12 AM »

MFS: *CFSRES INC082 08/03/09 23:31,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,CNR SOUTH RD & PORT RD,WEST HINDMARSH MAP 105 A 11 TG182,PUT IT OUT PROPERLY THIS TIME!!!,SAIR55 WDV249

safireservice · « **Reply #2977 on:** March 09, 2009, 02:33:17 PM »

Quote from: Hazmat206 on March 09, 2009, 11:15:12 AM

MFS: *CFSRES INC082 08/03/09 23:31,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,CNR SOUTH RD & PORT RD,WEST HINDMARSH MAP 105 A 11 TG182,PUT IT OUT PROPERLY THIS TIME!!!,SAIR55 WDV249

And they call themselves "Professionals"?

RescueHazmat · « **Reply #2978 on:** March 09, 2009, 04:37:25 PM »

I think them amount of fires re-attended by CFS / DEH over the years, far out-weighs those re-attended by SAMFS.

Unless your saying its okay, because your not Professional in the CFS??

-Didn't think so...

safireservice · « **Reply #2979 on:** March 09, 2009, 04:58:45 PM »

Quote from: RescueHazmat on March 09, 2009, 04:37:25 PM

I think them amount of fires re-attended by CFS / DEH over the years, far out-weighs those re-attended by SAMFS.

Unless your saying its okay, because your not Professional in the CFS??

-Didn't think so...

Yeah but it was only a mattress.

Alex · « **Reply #2980 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:17:14 AM »

Quote from: RescueHazmat on March 09, 2009, 04:37:25 PM

I think them amount of fires re-attended by CFS / DEH over the years, far out-weighs those re-attended by SAMFS.

Unless your saying its okay, because your not Professional in the CFS??

-Didn't think so...

Oh... i dunno....

Bagyassfirey · « **Reply #2981 on:** March 11, 2009, 02:03:51 PM »

MFS: *CFSRES INC035 11/03/09 14:24,RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL,5 ELSTREE ST,SALISBURY DOWNS MAP 70 L 5 TG182,1YR OLD WITH FINGER IN BATH PLUG,SAL329 NAD020 SAL321 SES Edinburgh Response

Hope its a big bathroom

bajdas · « **Reply #2982 on:** March 11, 2009, 04:17:52 PM »

Quote from: mac13 on March 11, 2009, 02:03:51 PM

MFS: *CFSRES INC035 11/03/09 14:24,RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL,5 ELSTREE ST,SALISBURY DOWNS MAP 70 L 5 TG182,1YR OLD WITH FINGER IN BATH PLUG,SAL329 NAD020 SAL321 SES Edinburgh Response

Hope its a big bathroom

Yeh, the SES crew could start the quickcut saw with concrete blade. Scare the kid out of the bathroom

What an overkill...

chook · « **Reply #2983 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:12:36 PM »

You are starting to sound so cruel Andrew

bajdas · « **Reply #2984 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:23:57 PM »

Quote from: chook on March 11, 2009, 07:12:36 PM

You are starting to sound so cruel Andrew

Actually I thought I was quite nice..... never did say where to apply the saw blade after it was started... maybe a fire truck, maybe a bathroom, maybe somewhere else....(did they call SES sandwich makers AGAIN !!!)

RescueHazmat · « **Reply #2985 on:** March 11, 2009, 11:40:09 PM »

Ham and cheese, salt and pepper would be great, Ta.

(tic)

bajdas · « **Reply #2986 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:29:06 PM »

Quote from: RescueHazmat on March 11, 2009, 11:40:09 PM

Ham and cheese, salt and pepper would be great, Ta.

(tic)

No problems, would you also like spam with that....I understand firies love it on an island near here and it keeps so well......

SA Firey · « **Reply #2987 on:** March 13, 2009, 08:42:54 AM »

Quote from: RescueHazmat on March 09, 2009, 04:37:25 PM

I think them amount of fires re-attended by CFS / DEH over the years, far out-weighs those re-attended by SAMFS.

Unless your saying its okay, because your not Professional in the CFS??

-Didn't think so...

But the DEH rekindles are much BIGGER

Robert-Robert34 · « **Reply #2988 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:03:30 PM »

1909283 11:21:48 13-03-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC026 13/03/09 11:20,RESPOND Assist Resident,3 SECOND AV,NARACOORTE MAP 0 0 0 TG227,ASSIST DISTRESSED ELDERLY FEMALE WITH,CAT STUCK ON ROOF PRIORITY 2,NRCT19 CFS Naracoorte Group Officers Response

Here kitty kitty kitty oh bugger it lets just use a one of the side reels and blow the cat down

car31 · « **Reply #2989 on:** March 13, 2009, 09:13:49 PM »

MFS: COULD YOU PLEASE TURN OFF THE FM RADIO WHILST YOU ARE TRANSMITTING INCIDENT INFORMATION THANK YOU. COMMS MFS Elizabeth 339 Response

must be the party bus!!!

Hazmat206 · « **Reply #2990 on:** March 13, 2009, 10:07:15 PM »

Quote from: G D on March 13, 2009, 09:13:49 PM

MFS: COULD YOU PLEASE TURN OFF THE FM RADIO WHILST YOU ARE TRANSMITTING INCIDENT INFORMATION THANK YOU. COMMS MFS Elizabeth 339 Response

must be the party bus!!!

It's friday night party mix on 102.3!

FireFighter19 · « **Reply #2991 on:** March 14, 2009, 04:15:48 PM »

MFS: *CFSRES INC078 13/03/09 22:27,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,LOWER LIGHT ,LOWER LIGHT MAP 0 0 0 TG100,FELLA REPEATEDLY DRIVEN 4 WHEEL DRIVE IN,TO PUB AND KNOCKED THE WALL DOWN CALL FR,OM SAPOL P2 NO LIFE RISK,TWEL00 CFS Light Group Response

Someone didn't want happy hour to end!

jaff · « **Reply #2992 on:** March 14, 2009, 06:05:19 PM »

Quote from: FireFighter19 on March 14, 2009, 04:15:48 PM

MFS: *CFSRES INC078 13/03/09 22:27,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,LOWER LIGHT ,LOWER LIGHT MAP 0 0 0 TG100,FELLA REPEATEDLY DRIVEN 4 WHEEL DRIVE IN,TO PUB AND KNOCKED THE WALL DOWN CALL FR,OM SAPOL P2 NO LIFE RISK,TWEL00 CFS Light Group Response

Someone didn't want happy hour to end!

"I'll (hic) fix this furgin problem of no (hic) drive through meself, ya barrstads"

SA Firey · « **Reply #2993 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:18:48 AM »

09:46:13 25-03-09 P81 WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS DEAL?
SAAS Prospect
09:46:39 25-03-09 P81 DONUT AND A HOT CHOCOLATE
SAAS Prospect

Master of Disaster · « **Reply #2994 on:** March 25, 2009, 08:46:52 PM »

20:53:53 25-03-09 MURRAY BRIDGE HUMPER BACKAT STATION AND STANDING DOWN
CFS Murray Bridge response AHAHAHAHA

Zippy · « **Reply #2995 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:06:39 PM »

You can only hear the following from Adelaide fire: Roger, Murray Bridge Humper, your K69, out.

RescueHazmat · « **Reply #2996 on:** March 26, 2009, 09:55:44 AM »

Robert-Robert34 · « **Reply #2997 on:** March 31, 2009, 10:34:30 AM »

1909003 09:41:56 31-03-09 THANKS TO THE EFFORTS OF MERCENARY WISSELL WHO''S EFFORTS HAVE ALLOWED THE SAFE RETURN OF 1 X E-FLARE THROUGH NEGOTIATIONS WITH IT''S CAPTIVES.... - STEFAN CFS Burnside Info

I wonder which brigade was holding Burnside's E-FLARE hostage

Zippy · « **Reply #2998 on:** March 31, 2009, 06:41:28 PM »

Them eflares....have to make sure ya engrave them! And dont forget the GPS tracker.

bajdas · « **Reply #2999 on:** April 01, 2009, 10:50:53 AM »

07:17:22 01-04-09 all members needed at station now CFS Blackwood Info

07:24:03 01-04-09 HA,HA APRIL FOOLS CFS Blackwood Info

Given the time delay between the messages, I wonder how many volunteers reached the station before the second page.....personal opinion, not funny if it makes you late for work.