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country kid

Quote from: sesroadcrashrescue on January 11, 2008, 01:48:41 PM
15:09:16 11-01-08 MFS: IF A PICTURE PAINTS A THOUSAND WORDS THEN WHY CANT I PAINT YOU MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

some ones having fun


dam u beat me to it :P

Comms

Testing the MCT all afternoon and it now works.

Morgan

1925597 19:39:30 11-01-08 SA12 YOU GOING TO BE ABLE TO COPE WITH THE "REAL" WROK LOAD? :) SAAS Salisbury

the sarcasm continues :roll:

boredmatrix

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this has been left blank for a reason

Morgan

bored matrix when was the last time you actually undertook gainful employment. Your attitude combined with your complete lack of IQ (Rv's don't extend the time taken fro transfer nor do they "take crews out of area's" ...they actually do the opposite brainiac) me thinks u need less time on comp and more time checking job screen down at centrelink 8-)

safireservice

Quote from: Comms on January 11, 2008, 04:08:08 PM
Testing the MCT all afternoon and it now works.
But for how long?  :|
Treat everyone as if they are an idiot, until they prove you otherwise.

Mike

REMINDER TRAINING TONIGHT: TOUR OF (NOT IN...) AIRCRAFT, LEAVE SUMMERTOWN STATION 1900H, OR BE @ STATE TRAINING CENTRE 1930. TEA/COFFEE PROVIDED. BTC TIM CFS: Cherryville


Spoil all the fun dont they. ;)

chook

1925590 14:09:47 14-01-08 C7 SORRY ABOUT THAT =- SOUNDED A BIT 1800 CALL ME!!! SAAS Campbelltown
Wonder what they mean? :wink:
Ken
just another retard!

Robert-Robert34

1909434 17:50:13 17-01-08 MFS: INC # 54 - 17/01/08 17:50,RESPOND Rescue Animal,TARLEE CFS,TARLEE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,SHEEP HIT BY TRUCK,TARL00*CFSRES: CFS Gilbert Group Officers Response

Cowabaaga dude  :lol: 8-)
Kalangadoo Brigade

boss

STRIKE TEAM REQUIRED FOR BELAIR INCIDENT DEPART 2045PM FROM INGLEWOOD PUB CALL LT 3 ********** - LUKE CFS Hermitage Info

nothing like a top up be for u go to a fire lol :-D :-P
we save lives, we breath smoke, we eat ash, why do we do it? cos it's a way of life for us that we have chosen to take

Robert-Robert34

1925582 18:59:48 17-01-08 PA181 ARENT YOU MEANT TO BE ON HOLIDAYS SAAS Pt Adelaide

Holidays  :? what holidays  :roll: :lol:
Kalangadoo Brigade

Robert-Robert34

1905686 12:27:30 18-01-08 MFS: INC # 34 - 18/01/08 12:27,RESPOND Assist Resident,8 MCDONALD ST,MT GAMBIER, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CAT STUCK IN A TREE FOR 3 HOURS ACROSS FROM FREW PARK,MTG701*CFSRES: MFS Mt Gambier Response

Here Kitty Kitty come on down  :lol: :-P
Kalangadoo Brigade

Benji

1908916   12:22:30   18-01-08   LITTLE HAMPTON LEFT TENNANT ONE OUT OF AREA THIS AFTERNOON CFS Littlehampton Info

I hope someone goes back to pick him up.. Who is going to pay the rent?
Ben(B2)
Crossdressing SES & CFS member

6739264

I'd hope that the Right Tennant comes to his aid and pays his share for the week ;)
To think they employed me as a drooling retard...

Blue

Quote from: Robert34 on January 18, 2008, 11:03:58 AM
1905686 12:27:30 18-01-08 MFS: INC # 34 - 18/01/08 12:27,RESPOND Assist Resident,8 MCDONALD ST,MT GAMBIER, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CAT STUCK IN A TREE FOR 3 HOURS ACROSS FROM FREW PARK,MTG701*CFSRES: MFS Mt Gambier Response

Here Kitty Kitty come on down  :lol: :-P

Ha ha Rob you beat me, I posted it on the wrong one LOL

bittenyakka

CLAIRE 24 ON TOILET FUEL DUE TO CLAIRE 24P MECHANICAL PROBLEMS

Robert-Robert34

1909700 20:08:11 19-01-08 BA400 DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS??? SAAS

Look big in what :? :roll:
Kalangadoo Brigade

Master of Disaster

22:21:33 19-01-08 C181 Cat2 Holden Hill Police Station 2a Sudholz Rd, Holden Hill 95 M13 POLICE REQUIRED   :? :lol:

fireblade

MFS: INC # 9 - 20/01/08 06:06,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,59 JETTY ST,GRANGE, MAP 115 L 2 ,,CAR INTO HOUSE. HAS LOOSENED BRICKS. FROM SAPOL.,WAD020 WDV249 NOA029*CFSRES: SES Central Region

Well what a suprise a car that smashed into a house has loosened the bricks!

Robert-Robert34

1905655 12:10:35 20-01-08 MFS: INC # 23 - 20/01/08 12:10,RESPOND Rescue Animal,WHARF RD,MURRAY BRIDGE, MAP 350 D 6 ,,SEE SA WATER VAN ADJ. CPT PROUD MOORING GALAH TANGLED IN FISHING LINE 8 METRES UP PRIORITY 2,MBR721*CFSRES: MFS Murray Bridge Response

Polly wanted a cracker not a fish  :lol: :roll:
Kalangadoo Brigade

boredmatrix

Quote from: Master of Disaster on January 19, 2008, 09:03:30 PM
22:21:33 19-01-08 C181 Cat2 Holden Hill Police Station 2a Sudholz Rd, Holden Hill 95 M13 POLICE REQUIRED   :? :lol:

lol

canned messages - if the CAD picks up that SAPOL may be required due to Assault or other risk of violence - it's automatically added to the dispatch page!

SA Firey

Whoever has the keys for 34P or knows the location of the keys please contact station ASAP. Sr3 CFS Tea Tree Gully Info
Images are copyright

rescue5271

MMMM now I have seen it all......

Robert-Robert34

1905686 04:04:52 22-01-08 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIP RHS MAIN ENTRY, POLICE STATION, BAY RD, MOUNT GAMBIER, ALARM 70/048 MFS Mt Gambier Response

That says it all  :roll: :roll:
Kalangadoo Brigade

Gungellan34

Quote from: Robert34 on January 22, 2008, 07:53:29 AM
1905686 04:04:52 22-01-08 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIP RHS MAIN ENTRY, POLICE STATION, BAY RD, MOUNT GAMBIER, ALARM 70/048 MFS Mt Gambier Response

That says it all  :roll: :roll:

:roll:Yep, that would be the most filtered Ammusing Pager Message I have seen so far......not!!
Just my opinion, but I'd like to hear yours!