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bittenyakka · October 14, 2007, 01:41:05 PM

MFS: STOP FOR FLOODING AT CENTRELINK. WATER WAS FROM NEIGHBOURS SPRINKLER

there you go

CFS_Firey · October 14, 2007, 01:47:54 PM

Quote from: bittenyakka on October 14, 2007, 01:41:05 PM
MFS: STOP FOR FLOODING AT CENTRELINK. WATER WAS FROM NEIGHBOURS SPRINKLER

there you go

OH MY GOD!!! Send the water police!!

Robert-Robert34 · October 15, 2007, 12:34:41 PM

1925616 12:31:44 15-10-07 HQ401 I SAID - CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFIN PLEASE!!!!! BUT THEN REALISED I SHOULDNT - NOT APPROPRAITE! SAAS HQ

Sounds like they may have wanted a chocolate muffin instead of a choccy chip muffin :roll:

1908916 12:38:57 15-10-07 LITTLEHAMPTON INFO TRAINING TONIGHT WILL BE A BURN OFF FOLLOWED BY A BBQ PLS BE AT STATION AT 1915 TRUCKS WILL BE GOING AT 1930 - LT1 CFS Littlehampton Info

Sounds like the brigade has invented a time machine to go back in time and collect some trucks from the 1930's :roll: :lol:

1909000 12:13:31 15-10-07 CREW REQUIRED TO ASSIST RESIDENT WITH PILE OF RUBBISH. MEET AT STATION ASAP. GRANT 0407 606 476 CFS Aldgate Info

Must have missed the garbage truck and needs the CFS to take it to the dump :lol:

Robert-Robert34 · October 15, 2007, 01:16:34 PM

1908906 13:08:07 15-10-07 MFS: INC # 37 - 15/10/07 13:07,RESPOND Assist Resident,LOT 567 SUMMIT RD,MEADOWS, MAP 202 J 7 ,,DENNIS ROBERTS NEEDS ASSIST TO GET BACK TO HOUSE.. PH NO 0417 183 125 - ON RIDE ON MOWER,1218*CFSRES: CFS Echunga Response

Sounds like the poor old ride on mower got stuck :lol:

Morgan · October 15, 2007, 01:33:54 PM

robert to you have an actual job...........besides 24/7 monitoring of the pager website?? :roll:

uniden · October 15, 2007, 08:06:51 PM

17:45:53 15-10-07 CREWS FOR CHERRYVILLE 14 AND 24 READY TO GO TO MORIALTA ASSEMBLE AT CHERRYVILLE BRING SOME FOOD IF POSSIBLE - NO FURTHER INFO - I WILL BE AT STATION APPROX 1815 HRS FROM HUGH

Where are the pies, pasties and buns Hugh??

Robert-Robert34 · October 15, 2007, 08:10:03 PM

Someone better get on one of the GRN multi agency talk groups and call Balfours :lol:

RescueHazmat · October 15, 2007, 10:17:14 PM

Quote from: uniden on October 15, 2007, 08:06:51 PM
17:45:53 15-10-07 CREWS FOR CHERRYVILLE 14 AND 24 READY TO GO TO MORIALTA ASSEMBLE AT CHERRYVILLE BRING SOME FOOD IF POSSIBLE - NO FURTHER INFO - I WILL BE AT STATION APPROX 1815 HRS FROM HUGH

Where are the pies, pasties and buns Hugh??

Is that for the burnoff which was lost?

bittenyakka · October 16, 2007, 10:39:49 AM

yep

Jono · October 18, 2007, 05:06:47 PM

9:26:30 18-10-07 MFS: INC # 35 - 18/10/07 09:26,RESPOND To,MIL LEL CFS,MIL LEL, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CONCERNED RESIDENT SMOULDERING ON PROPERTY ON SHERWIN RD ON LEFT TRAVELLING EAST,MLEL00*CFSRES: CFS Gambier Group Officers Response

mack · October 18, 2007, 06:51:54 PM

Quote from: Jono on October 18, 2007, 05:06:47 PM
9:26:30 18-10-07 MFS: INC # 35 - 18/10/07 09:26,RESPOND To,MIL LEL CFS,MIL LEL, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CONCERNED RESIDENT SMOULDERING ON PROPERTY ON SHERWIN RD ON LEFT TRAVELLING EAST,MLEL00*CFSRES: CFS Gambier Group Officers Response

geez that copuld do with some better wording hey!!!

chook · October 18, 2007, 06:58:26 PM

And I was going to ask you guys about plain language communications

Zippy · October 19, 2007, 07:22:16 AM

03:20:03 19-10-07 MFS: INC # 10 - 19/10/07 03:19,RESPOND Flooding/Salvage,5 CHRISTOPHERSEN CT,PORT AUGUSTA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,WATER THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE P3,76420*CFSRES: SES Pt Augusta Response

Well it looks like Port Augusta's water is back on lol...and someone went to sleep with a few taps open lol...

filtered · October 19, 2007, 10:43:58 AM

11:08:48 19-10-07 PLS PH HUNG UP

Interesting name... :wink:

Robert-Robert34 · October 19, 2007, 01:56:57 PM

1925560 14:05:15 19-10-07 M89 SORRY IM EASILY CONFUSED, THERE IS A JOB AT FMC, I THIOUGHT YOU SAID 5FT INSTEAD OF GOOD AFTERNOON SAAS Marion

:roll: Yet another dumb blonde moment for one of the SAAS Comm Centre staff :lol:

Hicksflat14 · October 19, 2007, 03:16:53 PM

What exactly is funny there Robert other than the fact you felt you had to post it.
What is dumb about miss hearing a message and how do you know the colour of the person's hair was either blond or had anything to do with it?

chook · October 19, 2007, 05:32:48 PM

Geez mate you take Workplace Dignity trg seriously :-D I thought it was funny, true the blonde bit wasn't quite PC. But I still thought it was funny. cheers

RescueHazmat · October 20, 2007, 12:52:33 AM

HF14 has a valid point.

Morgan · October 20, 2007, 07:17:40 PM

anybody know whats going on in grenfell street right now?? whats looks like the whole city mfs station is down there?? :?

safireservice · October 20, 2007, 07:23:15 PM

Quote from: Morgan on October 20, 2007, 07:17:40 PM
anybody know whats going on in grenfell street right now?? whats looks like the whole city mfs station is down there?? :?

Small fire Grenfell Centre
MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 87 - 20/10/07 19:07,RESPOND ALARM 12/166,GRENFELL CENTRE,25 GRENFELL ST ,ADELAIDE, MAP 4 A
6 ,,SPKL #1 SVR ENT LEVEL REAR COMM CONSOLE,,ADL206 STM401 GLY221 ADL203 AD2090 41*CFSRES:

Zippy · October 21, 2007, 12:18:46 AM

i honestly prefered the old Grenfell centre facade compared to the glass boxy new one lol...

Sternzee · October 21, 2007, 12:42:14 PM

12:28:52 21-10-07 WL76 F48 CREW YET TO MOBILE TO KADINA, HE HAD TO DO ANOTHER FATTY BOOMBA CASE IN TOWN
lol :lol:

Morgan · October 21, 2007, 06:52:57 PM

what the hell is "fatty boomba" case?? :-o

Robert-Robert34 · October 21, 2007, 07:08:59 PM

Maybe someone who has eaten one to many cheeseburgers :lol:

Robert-Robert34 · October 21, 2007, 07:10:10 PM

I know this one may not seem funny but here it is :|

1908967 19:19:57 21-10-07 MFS: INC # 92 - 21/10/07 19:19,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,COMMERCIAL RD,SEAFORD, MAP 205 J 1 ,,CAR FIRE IN DRIVE THROUGH OF MCDONALDS.,SEAF00 MRPH00 CDN431 CDN439*CFSRES: CFS Mawson Group Officers Response

Maybe the customer wanted an extra hot meal :-P