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[Robert-Robert34]

16:17:07 12-11-06 MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Accident 12/11/06 16:16,TICKERA RD,WALLAROO DIST, MAP 000 0 0 ,,MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT, 1 KM FROM WALLAROO ON LEFT,28819 529*CFSRES:

Loooong drive for the boys from Whyalla :lol: :roll:

Priority 1 Driver Training :lol: :lol: :-D

More like a Priority 1 Autocross cause the roads out there are kinda like a speedway  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[fire03rescue]

1909509   12:14:09   13-11-06   BLASTING WILL OCCURED MCLAREN VALE QUERY AT 12.30PM 2 SHOPS TO BE FIRED MOTION DEPUTY ONE

[Alan (Big Al)]

Good ol' link they read it back to you and still bugger it up. :lol:

[Jono]

1908974   16:58:37   14-11-06   MFS: RESPOND Assist Police 14/11/06 16:57,93 SECOND AV,MOANA, MAP 205 G 4 ,,MAN POURED TURPS OVER HIMSELF THREAT TO LIGHT UP,8334 1638*CFSRES:

[probie_boy]

1908974   16:58:37   14-11-06   MFS: RESPOND Assist Police 14/11/06 16:57,93 SECOND AV,MOANA, MAP 205 G 4 ,,MAN POURED TURPS OVER HIMSELF THREAT TO LIGHT UP,8334 1638*CFSRES:

yeah that sounds nasty. did u go Jono?

speaking of bizarre people, I was at TTP today and some guy just walking along in fronty of me starts yelling and swearing, then calmly got in his car and drove off normally. Maybe he had tourettes for real!

[SA Firey]

1908974   16:58:37   14-11-06   MFS: RESPOND Assist Police 14/11/06 16:57,93 SECOND AV,MOANA, MAP 205 G 4 ,,MAN POURED TURPS OVER HIMSELF THREAT TO LIGHT UP,8334 1638*CFSRES:

SAPOL hosed him down and told CFS to go home so he wouldnt become more agitated:wink:

[SA Firey]

1927479 08:58:26 15-11-06 hello Paul, can you please come down to Ops as soon as the meeting finishes? I have a call RE an a/o that has done a petrol drive off.

OOPs maybe it was an emergency :-D 

[Scania_1]

What about this one sent out as an info page to a CFS brigade


1909055 14:56:52 15-11-06 ANYBODY AVAIL TO CHECK AN ACTIVATED SECURITY ALARM AT MY HOUSE PLS CONTACT DECLAN 0408408355 MANY THANKS

[medevac]

MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 16/11/06 18:01,22 HORSESHOE DR,ABERFOYLE PARK, MAP 166 M 9 ,,MANTHREAT TO BURN HIM AND HOUSE,8032 4924 421 431*CFSRES:


WOOOOP WOOOP WOOOOP

[Pixie]

1908974   16:58:37   14-11-06   MFS: RESPOND Assist Police 14/11/06 16:57,93 SECOND AV,MOANA, MAP 205 G 4 ,,MAN POURED TURPS OVER HIMSELF THREAT TO LIGHT UP,8334 1638*CFSRES:

MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 16/11/06 18:01,22 HORSESHOE DR,ABERFOYLE PARK, MAP 166 M 9 ,,MAN THREAT TO BURN HIM AND HOUSE,8032 4924 421 431*CFSRES:

Has the world gone CRAZY?? or just the southern suburbs??

[mengcfs]

23:58:58 16-11-06 From : Comsgt:C/Insp Gibson approves your recall to 2 persons stabbed at Eureka Tavern, EHSM is Joe DYKI 0411......

God help us, i thought this only happened in the country!!!
Boy do we have some trouble.

[squiddy]

23:58:58 16-11-06 From : Comsgt:C/Insp Gibson approves your recall to 2 persons stabbed at Eureka Tavern, EHSM is Joe DYKI 0411......

God help us, i thought this only happened in the country!!!
Boy do we have some trouble.

Nah mate, its Salisbury...

[bajdas]

1908974   16:58:37   14-11-06   MFS: RESPOND Assist Police 14/11/06 16:57,93 SECOND AV,MOANA, MAP 205 G 4 ,,MAN POURED TURPS OVER HIMSELF THREAT TO LIGHT UP,8334 1638*CFSRES:

MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 16/11/06 18:01,22 HORSESHOE DR,ABERFOYLE PARK, MAP 166 M 9 ,,MAN THREAT TO BURN HIM AND HOUSE,8032 4924 421 431*CFSRES:

Has the world gone CRAZY?? or just the southern suburbs??

Unknown details, but my guess is that depression can affect anyone.

[sapolpd]

1924690 14:48:20 17-11-06 G81 FYI PT IS NAKED

:-o

[sapolpd]

23:58:58 16-11-06 From : Comsgt:C/Insp Gibson approves your recall to 2 persons stabbed at Eureka Tavern, EHSM is Joe DYKI 0411......

God help us, i thought this only happened in the country!!!
Boy do we have some trouble.

Nah mate, its Salisbury...

Classy pub gets classy patrons.

[5271rescue]

and classy drugs.......

[squiddy]

1924690 14:48:20 17-11-06 G81 FYI PT IS NAKED

:-o

That can't be a good thing if they are getting a heads-up about it before they get there...  :|

[SA Firey]

1924690 14:48:20 17-11-06 G81 FYI PT IS NAKED

:-o

That can't be a good thing if they are getting a heads-up about it before they get there...  :|

So they can cover their eyes :-D

[SA Firey]

1909043 11:37:13 19-11-06 CAN WE CREW TODAY - WHO DOESN'T WANT TO GO ON STRIKE TEAM - ALL CREW RING CAPTAIN AT STATION

[SA Firey]

1900144 16:39:42 20-11-06 THIS IS A VERRRRRRRRRRRRRY LONG TEST MESSAGE TO STUART / NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD MEN TO COME TO THE AID OF THE PARTY / OF ALL THE FISHES IN THE SEA THE MERMAID IS THE ONE FOR ME / RYRYRYRYYYRYRYRYRYRYR / END OF TEST MESSAGE / STUART

[probie_boy]

1900144 16:39:42 20-11-06 THIS IS A VERRRRRRRRRRRRRY LONG TEST MESSAGE TO STUART / NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD MEN TO COME TO THE AID OF THE PARTY / OF ALL THE FISHES IN THE SEA THE MERMAID IS THE ONE FOR ME / RYRYRYRYYYRYRYRYRYRYR / END OF TEST MESSAGE / STUART

i hate the toolio that sends all those test messages to stuart. hes the one that fills up the pager site with "the cat jumped over the hat and landed on the mat".

[SA Firey]

Me thinks Stuart has a lot of pagers by now :lol:

[squiddy]

1926886 17:07:42 20-11-06 MFS: RESPOND Assist Police 20/11/06 17:06,** ************,ELIZABETH DOWNS, MAP 52 E 6 ,,PERSON IN HOUSE ...POSSIBLE COVERED IN PETROL,331*CFSRES:

1919072 17:20:36 20-11-06 MFS: RESPOND To 20/11/06 17:19,** ************,ELIZABETH DOWNS, MAP 52 E 6 ,,ATTEMPT SUICIDE - NO SIREN ON APPROACH,31*CFSRES:

3 in 6 days. Must be coming up to xmas  :-(

[SA Firey]

1909003 21:50:35 20-11-06 I'M GLAD THE TANKER HASN'T BEEN REQUIRED OVER THE LAST FEW DAYS BECAUSE 1/4 OF A TANK OF FUEL AND 1/2 TANK OF WATER DOESN'T GO VERY FAR. STATION

Blooper plus :-D

[Ryan]

squiddy, ya might want to edit the address of that pager message just to keep some things private.
does seem a bit odd to ahve so many attempted suicides in the past few days.