Ammusing pager message.

[bajdas]

1908032 18:05:39 01-11-06 Anyone interested in attending Xmas Pageant this Saturday, 0600 till approx 1300? If so, contact 82777411 or sms 0400990465.

Nope, going to the adelaide horse trials instead 8-)

Possibly SES Unit paging members. SES have a crew at the pagent in the city each year.

[SA Firey]

1908032 18:05:39 01-11-06 Anyone interested in attending Xmas Pageant this Saturday, 0600 till approx 1300? If so, contact 82777411 or sms 0400990465.

Nope, going to the adelaide horse trials instead 8-)

Possibly SES Unit paging members. SES have a crew at the pagent in the city each year.

Metro South SES numbers :-D

[Robert-Robert34]

Heres a SAAS pager message it seems this ambulance crew was giving the dispatcher a hard time with cracking jokes about him :lol:

1916060 11:13:58 02-11-06 PL84 THATS ENOUGH NOW FROM YOU GUYS - LEAVE ME ALONE TA PHIL

[Robert-Robert34]

Heres a funny pager message it sounds more like a circus rather than like a brigade meeting  :lol:

1908918 17:22:48 06-11-06 Meadows Info. Come one come all to another rivetting Brigade Meeting. Tonight 19.30 for 19.45 start. See the President watch the clock intently, hear the ravings of the Training Officer, hear the Captain go crook about this and that, see t

[5271rescue]

If that works and people get there good on em whats wrong with it....

[Ryan]

I dont think anyone is saying theres anythign wrong with it, just that its rather amusing.

[medevac]

1911216  11:03:49 07-11-06 MESSAGE FROM MARTIN ***** ******** - OPERATION ZEBRA IS GO

[Camo]

MFS: RESPOND Gas Domestic 07/11/06 18:28,59 HORSESHOE DR,WOODCROFT, MAP 177 K 10 ,,OCCUPANT HAS PUT A FORK THRU HIS GAS MAIN... GAS CO NOTIFIED ETA WITHIN 1 HOUR...,8032*CFSRES:


Trying to alter the gas meter maybe?

[medevac]

Hey robert,

here are some pages you dont see everyday

SHQ: *CFSRES: NARACOORTE RESPOND EMERGENCY LANDING, NARACOORTE AIRPORT < 8/11/2006 12:24:39


MFS: RESPOND Aircraft Light 08/11/06 12:29,NARACOORTE CFS,NARACOORTE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,AIRCRAFT WITH10 MINS FUEL CIRCLING NARACOORTE AERODROME. POSSIBLE CRASH LANDING, PILOT PLUS 5 PASSENGERS,5629*CFSRES:

SHQ: SIGINC: FYI: NARACOORTE ATTENDING AIRCRAFT EMERGENCY LANDING; NARACOORTE AIRFIELD, NARACOORTE, LIGHT AIRCRAFT... > 8/11/2006 12:30:46


8-)

[Robert-Robert34]

I was about to post those messages medevac but ahh well if you cant beat them join them  :wink:

Yes its not often does a brigade in the Naracoorte,Wattle Range,Kingston,Gambier or Robe group get a page for an aviation emergency landing but thankfully we have response plans to deal with this kinda emergency  :wink:

Wheres my scanner when i need it  :? oh thats right i left it in the kitchen turned off  :lol:

   

[5271rescue]

Plane landed safely this is the second airport job we have had in the past year and kingston had one early in the year..no I did not go as i was out of town ......

[Camo]

They arent all that uncommon at Mt Gambier Airport

Although it probaly is the busiest airport outside Adelaide i guess.

[Pipster]

I think Parafield is busier that Adelaide Airport - based on the number of take offs & landings.....!!

Pip

[Chirp / Vibrate]

Hey Robert, here's something you don't see everyday.

13:36:33 09-11-06 PF81 HE HAS NOW TRIED TO CUT HIS TESTES OFF,
         ?MUTILATTION, RANG SAPOL   

13:39:12 09-11-06 G81 HE HAS MUTILATED HIS GROIN

:-o

[Robert-Robert34]

Ouch why would he want to cut his balls off  :? maybe wanted to do a at home s** change operation rather than spend lots of money on one  :roll:

[2090]

Hey Robert34, SEX!  :lol:

[Robert-Robert34]

I said it that way 2090 cause its a public forum  :wink: :lol:

[squiddy]

I said it that way 2090 cause its a public forum  :wink: :lol:

But balls is always socially acceptable 
All blokes (with the exception of the guy in the pager message I guess) get balls... but not all blokes get sex :evil:

[Chirp / Vibrate]

FYI - BOM LIGHTNING SITE SHOWING ACTIVITY OVER FLINDERS CHASE. NO INCIDENTS REPORTED AT THIS STAGE. ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST :) < 11/11/2006 10:09:54
I guess theres no need to worry yet then...

[Chirp / Vibrate]

 Situation:KOALA SEEMS RELAXED BUT NEEDS REMOVAL AS NEAR MAIN ROAD

looks like the koala isn't worrying yet either!

[SA Firey]

1909191 22:54:13 11-11-06 MFS: RESPOND To 11/11/06 22:52,HANCOCK RD,SURREY DOWNS, MAP 85 C 2 ,,CNR GRENFELL - BUS STOP 57 POSSIBLE LIGHTNING STRIKE AT SERVO,9519 303*CFSRES:

Hmmm...that could have been an interesting job eh :-D

1925593 23:15:51 11-11-06 PF181 WHY DO I THINK THAT 2NITE IS GOING 2 BE VERY BUSY....

Lightning,Grass,Scrub and wet roads perhaps :lol:

[Pixie]

SHQ: FOR LUNCH. ALL LARGE COMBO'S WITH PEPSI 1 X TOASTED TWISTER WITH NO TOMATO, 1 X TWISTER NO LETTUCE OR TOMATO, 1 X TWISTER NO TOMATO NO PEPPER SAUCE WITH MAYO. THANKS MATE :) > 12/11/2006 12:18:10

Yumm...

[5271rescue]

Nice page, nice to see the staff are eating well when will KFC do free delivery's

[Alan (Big Al)]

16:17:07 12-11-06 MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Accident 12/11/06 16:16,TICKERA RD,WALLAROO DIST, MAP 000 0 0 ,,MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT, 1 KM FROM WALLAROO ON LEFT,28819 529*CFSRES:

Loooong drive for the boys from Whyalla :lol: :roll:

[SA Firey]

16:17:07 12-11-06 MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Accident 12/11/06 16:16,TICKERA RD,WALLAROO DIST, MAP 000 0 0 ,,MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT, 1 KM FROM WALLAROO ON LEFT,28819 529*CFSRES:

Loooong drive for the boys from Whyalla :lol: :roll:

Priority 1 Driver Training :lol: :lol: :-D