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medevac

MFS: RESPOND To 16/01/06 11:16,GULF ST VINCENT,GULF ST,VINCENT, MAP 67 A 7 ,,,2725*CFSRES:

not often that the marine boys get a job...

Robert-Robert34

1928735 14:25:59 19-01-06 SHQ: IGNORE PAGE I'M HAVING A BLONDE DAY >

Sounds like the work of a blonde SOC staff member  :-D :roll: :-P
Kalangadoo Brigade

Steveg

From : MANWHORE:GO THE VEGEMITE VALLEY!!! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME YOU SEXY SEXY GREEK MAN. YEAH, GET SOME AZZANOPOULOUS, LOVE YA GUTS!!!

:? :?

Mike

Quote from: Steveg on January 20, 2006, 06:54:41 AM
From : MANWHORE:GO THE VEGEMITE VALLEY!!! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME YOU SEXY SEXY GREEK MAN. YEAH, GET SOME AZZANOPOULOUS, LOVE YA GUTS!!!

:? :?

I saw that..... sounds scary!

CyberCitizen

This Is Where I Would Like To Know Who Sent It & Where It Was Going To, Bring On The Tags.

Ha Ha Funny Anyway.

24P

heres another
FYI: tastes like - cold beer!!!!
obviously someone not at work today?
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

Morgan

1925576 14:58:21 20-01-06 BP71 IT IS OK FOR LADIES NOT FOR A MAN !!

the mind boggles?! :? :-P

Morgan

this one today:

SHQ: *CFSRES: ETTRICK APPLIANCE & CREW RESPOND TO TINTINARA FIRE AVAILABLE CREWS CALL DARRYL ON 0429 817 899 < 21/01/2006 20:13:

you can respond an appliance without crew???!! :roll:

fire03rescue

How about this message
RE BABY KOALA IN PARK NEXT DOOR HAS CLIMBED ONTO MY FIANCEE & HAS FALLEN ASLEEP ON HIM. PLS ADVISE

CFS_Firey

09:34:45  23-01-06  MFS: RESPOND To 23/01/06 09:34,FLAXLEY RD,FLAXLEY, MAP 184 B 15 ,,MAN BURNING IN REAR YARD,1248*CFSRES:

That has got to hurt! :P

medevac

mmm saw that one and wondered..... :roll:

Mike

maybe he got a bit hot under the collar??  :wink:

Morgan

whats with this one??

1916195 12:05:05 23-01-06 So come to the station and don't say hello to me then......snob.....typical Aussie  :-o :-D

Morgan

1908055 16:35:19 23-01-06 CALL OUT PEOPLE!

apparently TTG SES don't feel like cutting up a tree at salsbury today??
:lol:

medevac


TillerMan

MFS: RESPOND To 23/01/06 16:40,LIVERPOOL ST,PORT LINCOLN, MAP 0 0 0 ,,AT COLES STORE KIDS HAND CAUGHT IN DRINK DISPENSER,549*CFSRES:

Maybe the kid should let go of the drink...... :lol:

medevac

hahah reminds me fo the simpsons.... people are so stupid...  i mean, who would honestly stick there hand in ther???

Morgan

1925593 00:45:44 24-01-06 PF181 I WENT EASY ON U SARAH I TOLD THE OTHER CREWS U BROKE DOWN NOT PRANGED INTO A COP CAR!!!!! DOH!!!!


Busted!!!!!!!! :roll: :-o :-D

Sam

1908229   14:45:56   24-01-06   Christian, I''m lonely without you - please find me... Is that you Christian????

ha ha  is that you Christian  :lol:

PF_

#94
And someone once got into trouble for announcing they had a baby... :roll:

Hope the Jehova's Witnesses dont come across that page.

Morgan

1909509 19:03:46 24-01-06 WE HAVE BEEN LOCKED IN - NEED TO GET OUT - ARASH 0413561227


hmmmmm wonder if there out yet??!  :-D

TillerMan

I can be christian if the person sending that message is hot enough   :wink:   :mrgreen:

strikeathird

^ ^^ ^ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Morgan

any one from port augusta way know just what this guy is stuck in?? :?

1918593 07:38:48 25-01-06 MFS: RESPOND RCR 25/01/06 07:38,HOSPITAL RD,PORT AUGUSTA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,PERSON TRAPPED IN HOSPITAL CAR PARK,519*CFSRES:

strikeathird

Respond RCR ( Road Crash Rescue ) would suggest a Car accident....