Ammusing pager message.

[PF_]

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs

[probie_boy]

....yes

[strikeathird]

PROSPECT WILL NOT BE RESPONDING TO ROOF DUE TO EXTENT OF DAMAGE - HOUSEHOLDER HAS BEEN ADVISED TO VACATE PREMESIS FROM DON


ANy one know what cause it ?

[medevac]

^^
MFS: RESPOND COLLAPSED BUILD 09/04/06 15:17,49 BARTON ST,BLAIR ATHOL, MAP 94 C 14 ,,PART ROOF COLLAPSE AFFECTED BY WHITE ANTS OWNER CLEARED DEBRIS NEEDS HOLE TO BE SECURED HEATHER 8349 5019,73120*CFSRES

this ones interesting more than ammusing - didnt see any CFS response messages for this one.

1of2:Group Page - MB81 (Crew Names) attended a Collapsed patient who had a Vehicle Accident at Mount Barker - patient 60 yo male deceased - taken to
1927364 10:49:43 09-04-06 2of2:MBHL - ta Leith

[calspec]

Not so much amusing but...

1909004 19:40:48 10-04-06 IRBK: RESOPOND IRONBANK STATION RE LARGE EXPLOSION FROM INSIDE OLD STATION AND BUILDING IS ON FIRE.AND ALSO SPARKS HAVE STARTED A BUSH FIRE. 10/04/2006


That's one way to dispose of the old station

Doh!

Anyone got some more info on this one?

[CFS_Firey]

They are doing a joint BA excersise with Bradbury(?) for Monday night training... I guess they tested their pagers as well ;)

[calspec]

It did have "Training exercise" written all over it.  It wouldn't have looked good if a brigade managed to gut its own station on a training night - bit hard to explain to region.   :-D

[probie_boy]

yeah, they were yammering on the radio all bl**dy night!

[mengcfs]

SHQ: CFSRES: PT WAKEFIELD & DUBLIN RESPOND HIGHWAY ONE 15KM SOUTH OF PT WAKEFIELD, NTH BOUND LANE - OR 5KM SOUTH OF PT WAKEFIELD SOUTH BOUND LANE. < 12/04/2006 12:20:49

Respond to what?..........

[strikeathird]

not to mention 5 km south of port wakefield, or 15 km south ?

Obvisouly who ever informed SOC had no idea.. SOC can only go by what little info they sometimes get...

Im guessing the call came frmo another agency, or someone who was rather frazzled about where they were..

[probie_boy]

that message is so confusing, the brigades probably just cruised up and down the highway till they found sumthing to respond to.

[strikeathird]

SHQ: CFSRES PINNAROO RESPOND GRAPE SPILL MALLEE HWY AND BORDERTOWN RD , PINNAROO FROM CAPTAIN > 12/04/2006 15:41:50

another freaking one..


Its a conspiracy !!


:-P

[probie_boy]

it is. I believe it is a sabotage by french spies to lower the quantity and quality of australian wine, so their own wines can punch a hole in the market.

I found it odd that the truck drivers name was pierre...

[strikeathird]

SHQ: CFSRES: PT WAKEFIELD & DUBLIN RESPOND HIGHWAY ONE 15KM SOUTH OF PT WAKEFIELD, NTH BOUND LANE - OR 5KM SOUTH OF PT WAKEFIELD SOUTH BOUND LANE. < 12/04/2006 12:20:49

Respond to what?..........

Call from SAAS was first..

BL81 Cat2 Highway 1, Port Wakefield POLICE REQUIRED

No better info on locality..  Its a looooong stretch of road..  Guess that is all SOC had to work with.. Plus what ever they could get out of the seperate com-cens..

[Alan (Big Al)]

Maybe two differnt MVA's at same time, just take a pick at the job you want....

IT COULD HAPPEN :-o

[PF_]

hmmmm, nah we'll go see if the next one has any good lookin chicks ro rescue...  :-P

[bajdas]

"12:24:44 13-04-06 Due to the lack of personnel attending to fire calls a for sale sign will be placed out the front, with a CLOSED for business on front door."

Someone is not happy....... :x

[Firefrog]

Not my idea of volunteer motivation management, but there you go :-D

[PF_]

:lol:

Which brigade wrote that?

[Darius]

:lol:

Which brigade wrote that?

Salisbury - not exactly the best way of dealing with it in my opinion either.

[Mike]

Inspiring really.... and what happens if a new member rocks up???? confusion will reign!

[strikeathird]

haha...  Ill give you $5 for the station... Only if you throw the trucks in for free... Infact... You will have to pay me to take the trucks..




:-P

[medevac]

going freelance?

[strikeathird]

ahaha..

Nooo... Ill do just fine turning out with my brigade..


lol.........


*thinks back to a particular 'freelance' relating thread...*


:lol:

[medevac]

hahahahaah yeah :roll: