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[FFS]

MFS: *CFSRES INC0066 04/01/12 16:58 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, CHAPEL HILL RD MCLAREN VALE,MAP:ADL 197 K 7,TG 134, == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 2 ==APPROX 200M OUT OF MCLAREN VALE ON LEFT HAND SIDE OF ROAD :AIRDESK MCLV24P MCLV34 MWSG42 R1 WHITBRE : - CFS State Air Desk

Which level of alarm is it???

Are we to add the alarms? I make it a 32nd Alarm fire  :|

[Alan (Big Al)]

MFS: *CFSRES INC0066 04/01/12 16:58 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, CHAPEL HILL RD MCLAREN VALE,MAP:ADL 197 K 7,TG 134, == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 2 ==APPROX 200M OUT OF MCLAREN VALE ON LEFT HAND SIDE OF ROAD :AIRDESK MCLV24P MCLV34 MWSG42 R1 WHITBRE : - CFS State Air Desk

Which level of alarm is it???

Are we to add the alarms? I make it a 32nd Alarm fire  :|

tongue in cheek i hope?

[FFS]

MFS: *CFSRES INC0066 04/01/12 16:58 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, CHAPEL HILL RD MCLAREN VALE,MAP:ADL 197 K 7,TG 134, == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 2 ==APPROX 200M OUT OF MCLAREN VALE ON LEFT HAND SIDE OF ROAD :AIRDESK MCLV24P MCLV34 MWSG42 R1 WHITBRE : - CFS State Air Desk

Which level of alarm is it???

Are we to add the alarms? I make it a 32nd Alarm fire  :|

tongue in cheek i hope?

Naturally

[Robert-Robert34]

08:59:42 10-01-12 MFS: *CFSRES INC0029 10/01/12 08:59 RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, HARRIET ST STRATHALBYN,MAP:ADL 251 F12,TG 142, ==LARGE COCKATOO STUCK IN GUM TREE, WOMAN WAITING AT INTERSECTION OF ==HARRIET ST IN WHITE COROLLA, ********** :STBN34P 

*Squark* cocky stuck in a tree and cant get down *whistles*  :lol: :lol:

[FlameTrees]

08:59:42 10-01-12 MFS: *CFSRES INC0029 10/01/12 08:59 RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, HARRIET ST STRATHALBYN,MAP:ADL 251 F12,TG 142, ==LARGE COCKATOO STUCK IN GUM TREE, WOMAN WAITING AT INTERSECTION OF ==HARRIET ST IN WHITE COROLLA, ********** :STBN34P 

*Squark* cocky stuck in a tree and cant get down *whistles*  :lol: :lol:

Was the lady in the corolla trying to get to a corella???  :roll:

[vsteve01]

08:59:42 10-01-12 MFS: *CFSRES INC0029 10/01/12 08:59 RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, HARRIET ST STRATHALBYN,MAP:ADL 251 F12,TG 142, ==LARGE COCKATOO STUCK IN GUM TREE, WOMAN WAITING AT INTERSECTION OF ==HARRIET ST IN WHITE COROLLA, ********** :STBN34P 

*Squark* cocky stuck in a tree and cant get down *whistles*  :lol: :lol:

I'm assuming the way to get a bird out of a tree is with a 64.

[Robert-Robert34]

Maybe cocky had too many crackers then went up the tree for a nap and realised he couldnt get down  :lol: :lol:

[FFS]

11-01-12 22:19:50   MFS: *CFSRES INC0074 11/01/12 22:13 RESPOND HAZMAT, TODD RD BEAUFORT,MAP:C/233 54,TG 104, == BAG FOUND WITH CONTAINER WITH RADIO ACTIVE SUBSTANCE STICKER ON IT. == ==SAPOL HAVE LEFT SCENE CALL SANDRA 0427 619 112 FOR EXACT(Part 1 of 2) - CFS Northern Yorke Group Officers Response

Must be dangerous, SAPOL have buggered off  :-P

[fire8029]

12-01-12 16:32:43 Station is safe, JOE BLAND owes another carton, tally is now five, cheers Shaun THANKS : BAROSSA CONTROL 12/01/2012 4:30:39 PM - CFS Williamstown Info

[brenjoe]

14-01-12 01:34:04 THANKS FOR THE PHOTO - DEFINATLEY A MARSHMELLOW FIRE [:)] - SAAS Unit LN1

[FFS]

MFS: *CFSRES INC0054 14/01/12 16:33 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, : @PARADISE INTERCHANGE (PARADISE) DARLEY RD PARADISE,MAP:ADL 107 N 1,TG 182, ==BUS DRIVER STUCK IN THE TOILET..... P2 PLEASE ASSIST. :PDS221 : - MFS Paradise 221 Response

ah crap...

[fire8029]

16-01-12 11:45:56 MILLHAMPTON 24P BACK ONLINE - CFS Bomber 3

what? is this supposed to be littlehampton?

[vandog]

09:20:44   17-01-12   MFS: *CFSRES INC0032 17/01/12 09:20 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, 18 GLADSTONE RD NORTH BRIGHTON,MAP:ADL 140 H16,TG 182, == ASSIST SAAS GENTLEMAN WITH TESTECLES CAUGHT IN CHAIR :ADL202 : - MFS Adelaide 202


Oh dear.......... 

[fire8029]

ouch

[FlameTrees]

09:20:44   17-01-12   MFS: *CFSRES INC0032 17/01/12 09:20 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, 18 GLADSTONE RD NORTH BRIGHTON,MAP:ADL 140 H16,TG 182, == ASSIST SAAS GENTLEMAN WITH TESTECLES CAUGHT IN CHAIR :ADL202 : - MFS Adelaide 202


Oh dear.......... 

Is that assist a SAAS gentleman....or assist SAAS, gentleman....

Punctuation makes all the difference.

Moral of the story from the job : always wear underpants before sitting down!!  :-D

[misterteddy]

lolol...it's actually a lot more common than u think although most times it doesnt turn into a multi-agency response. Dangerous places those nursing homes... :|

[FlameTrees]

Must say in my years as a volly ambo and in comms (rider - 15+ years ago)...cant say I ever came across a job like that.

Did have a couple of vacuum cleaner related jobs though.......

:roll:

[fire8029]

19-01-12 15:45:57 HELLO,. SOMEONE HAS CALLED IN AND REPORTED THAT U HAVE A TREE BRANCH?? ON THE ROOF OF THE AMBULANCE, CAN U PULL OVER AND CHECK AND ADVISE?? - SAAS Unit Marion

[HeavyRescue]

MFS: *CFSRES INC0078 19/01/12 21:15 RESPOND VEHICLE FUEL LEAK, DAWS RD/SOUTH RD MELROSE PARK,MAP:ADL 141 N 9,TG 182, ==AMBULANCE LEAKING FLUIDS INCLUDING FUEL :STM401

Few busted hoses??? Lol

[FFS]

19-01-12 15:45:57 HELLO,. SOMEONE HAS CALLED IN AND REPORTED THAT U HAVE A TREE BRANCH?? ON THE ROOF OF THE AMBULANCE, CAN U PULL OVER AND CHECK AND ADVISE?? - SAAS Unit Marion

Love it! Haha

[Robert-Robert34]

11:23:51 20-01-12 MFS: *CFSRES INC0039 20/01/12 11:20 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, STURT ST MOUNT GAMBIER,MAP:MGB 4 D 4,TG 232, ==#59, CAT STUCK UP TREE :MTG703 MTG709 : - MFS Mt Gambier Response

Here kitty kitty kitty time for a bath  :lol: :lol:

[FFS]

28-01-12 20:07:01   MFS: *CFSRES INC0116 28/01/12 20:06 RESPOND RUBBISH OR WASTE, 59 WALPOLE RD PARALOWIE,MAP:ADL 70 C 4,TG 182, == DOG HOUSE ALIGHT (IT WENT WOOF) :AIRDESK ELZ339 : - MFS Elizabeth 339
:lol:

[SA Firey]

I CAN'T GET NO......... SATISFACTION... SATISFACTION... - MFS Elizabeth Station

[F.B.R.T]

I CAN'T GET NO......... SATISFACTION... SATISFACTION... - MFS Elizabeth Station

This would be absolute gold thru the new turnout system on station!

[fedgy]

29-01-12 21:55:51 MFS: *CFSRES INC0087 29/01/12 21:55 RESPOND SEVERE WEATHER, : @MFS - WHYALLA **UNK** NICHOLSON DR WHYALLA NORRIE,MAP:WYA 3 E11,TG 062, == FLOODING AT MFS AND SAAS STATION. :WHY523 : - MFS Whyalla Response