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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3475 on: February 15, 2011, 11:02:37 AM »
14-02-11 19:58:55 A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR AN AMAZING WOMAN. YOU ARE FUNNY, SMART & GENUINELY KIND. ONE PERSON'S LOSS IS ANOTHER MAN'S GAIN. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY NATALIE. FROM S - CFS Tea Tree Gully Info

wow....now thats a private no expense spared heart-felt expression of feelings.... well done S you're a unique individual (thankfully)

Even worse when you see that the message was sent to Dalkeith, Tea Tree Gully, One Tree Hill, Salisbury & Virginia CFS paging groups.

Sounds like a lawn manicurist at work too...



Or possibly a garbage collector!
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3476 on: February 15, 2011, 09:59:21 PM »
1905686   23:21:53 15-02-11 message only-can everyone check their pockets for an extra set of keys, please contact station if so, sorry for late page
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3477 on: February 17, 2011, 12:56:12 AM »
17-02-11 00:41:43   LE2 KRANSKY, CUSTARD BERLINER AND SOME SALMONELLA XXXX KIDDING - SAAS Unit LE1
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3478 on: February 20, 2011, 03:51:58 PM »
1916063   11:16:47 20-02-11 PP81 SORRY HAVE I HAD A MOMENT??? ARE YOU STILL AT THE HOSPITAL OR CLEAR?
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3479 on: February 23, 2011, 09:19:59 AM »
23-02-11 10:21:06   MFS: PLEASE INFORM SENIOR MATZKA...SIT FOUND 181 DOES NOT COVER " BIT OF A BACK YARD BURN" - MFS OHalloran Hill OHH421
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3480 on: February 26, 2011, 06:21:01 PM »
26-02-11 14:53:19    next weeks lucky duty officer is, "Its been Rhaining Men" Hondow!! - MFS Loxton Response
Hmmm, a large unused document that is extremely important, but knowone knows what is in it or what it does.

Must be related to some sort of government department... - Footy


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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3481 on: February 26, 2011, 09:04:43 PM »
MFS:1: *CFSRES INC090 26/02/11 22:31,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,156 LAKE TCE E,MT GAMBIER MAP 0 0 0 TG195,IN A GRASS BLOCK ADJACENT THE ABOVE ADDR,ESS. THERE IS A BOTTLE WITH A FLAME OUT,THE TOP.... YES, THIS IS TRUE...,SAIR55 - MFS Mt Gambier Response  :lol:
cant prove it?? then i didnt do it......

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3482 on: February 27, 2011, 06:21:54 PM »
27-02-11 19:14:17 B double fallen over at Dingo''s Rest need crew for lighting tower, request from police, Stuart - SES Barmera Response

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3483 on: March 02, 2011, 01:38:48 AM »
Didn't happen to see the response after that about 20 mins later, along the lines of "thanks guys be nice if more than 1 person showed up !"

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3484 on: March 05, 2011, 02:30:48 PM »
05-03-11 15:49:21 OH81 I WILL FEEL BAD READING IT OUT.. IT A PT WHO CAR RAN OVER HER FOOT - SAAS Unit O'Halloran Hill
05-03-11 15:48:41 OH81 CatB Int Main South Rd, O'halloran Hill 165 D14 - Adelaide Uni Road Accident Research

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3485 on: March 05, 2011, 11:30:13 PM »
00:02:21   06-03-11   *CFSRES:PAGER TEST ONLY DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS PAGE "PERSON" :FROM G.C.C 11:58:01 PM - CFS Southern Fleurieu Group Info


CFS Paging 101 - Grade: FAIL

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3486 on: March 10, 2011, 08:06:45 PM »
1930443   21:17:48 10-03-11 H706 CHEER UP YOU CAT
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3487 on: March 11, 2011, 09:42:18 PM »
1919302   20:16:00 11-03-11 BFF1 COURSE TO BE HELD AT BERRI ON MAY 27TH TO THE 29TH. SUPPRESS WILD LIFE COURSE TO BE HELP AT WAIKERIE ON JUNE 18TH TO THE 19TH. FROM GTO.
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Wild Life? :lol: :lol:

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3488 on: March 12, 2011, 03:39:24 AM »
04:18:22 12-03-11  CT171 CatC Australian Helicopters 5 Reginald Ansett Dr, Adelaide Airport 128 G6


04:36:17 12-03-11  CT171 AUSTRALIAN HELICOPTERS IS AROUND BEHIND HARBOUR TOWN THESE DATYS....

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3489 on: March 18, 2011, 12:19:50 PM »
21:07:16 17-03-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC074 17/03/11 21:06,RESPOND Rescue Animal,9 NILE ST,PARALOWIE MAP 60 J 12 TG182,DOG, HEAD STUCK IN A WINE RACK!,SAL321 - MFS Salisbury 321
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3490 on: March 19, 2011, 10:45:32 PM »
1925586   23:04:32 19-03-11 CT171 THERE IS AN AWESOME DJ ON FRESH FM RIGHT NOW! YOU SHOULD TUNE IN
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3491 on: March 23, 2011, 12:02:44 PM »
15:51:17 22-03-11 MFS: HIS HANDS ARE SO SOFT AS WELL - MFS Adelaide 2027 (Heavy Rescue Pod)

Hmmm
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3492 on: March 23, 2011, 02:07:25 PM »
14:54:46 23-03-11 HbSEBA2 NOSTC3 COKE BOTTLE LIT ON FIRE - SMOULDERING 76 EDWARDS ST SEBASTOPOL /JONES DR //ST JAMES AV SVC 8117 G6 (503344) F110309501 CBRATS 

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3493 on: March 23, 2011, 04:10:02 PM »
14:54:46 23-03-11 HbSEBA2 NOSTC3 COKE BOTTLE LIT ON FIRE - SMOULDERING 76 EDWARDS ST SEBASTOPOL /JONES DR //ST JAMES AV SVC 8117 G6 (503344) F110309501 CBRATS 

Is this a test page from the new system and thus an example of the new format ? Or from interstate ?
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3494 on: March 23, 2011, 04:59:29 PM »
CFA
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3495 on: March 23, 2011, 06:33:56 PM »
14:54:46 23-03-11
HbSEBA2            - Message Tone Code,  CAD Zone.
NOSTC3             - General Response Type, Priority of Response (1 or 3..no such thing as 2)
COKE BOTTLE LIT ON FIRE - SMOULDERING  - Additional Information
76 EDWARDS ST SEBASTOPOL - Address
/JONES DR  - First nearest intersection
//ST JAMES AV - Second nearest intersection
SVC 8117 G6 (503344) - Map Ref
F110309501  - Incident Number
CBRATS      - Brigades Responded

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3496 on: March 24, 2011, 08:45:10 AM »
From the staff on day shift today.
09:05:54 24-03-11 QDThought for the day brought to you by PM, TC, DB & HB. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? General Message to follow. [WBOL]
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3497 on: March 29, 2011, 12:06:58 PM »
12:00:18 29-03-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC035 29/03/11 11:59,RESPOND Rescue Animal,46 MAREVISTA CR,WHYALLA MAP 0 0 0 TG192,P2 - TO INVESTIGATE REQUEST FROM RSPCA,TO REMOVE A PET FROG FROM THE DRAIN,NO IM NOT JOKING,WHY529 - MFS Whyalla 529 Response
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3498 on: March 29, 2011, 07:51:07 PM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC072 29/03/11 19:59,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,12 SMILLIE ST,BRUKUNGA MAP 150 M 10 TG128,CAR HAS PARKED ITSELF NICELY IN THE LOUN,GEROOM. WOULD LIKE IT REMOVED PLEASE...,MBKR19 MTB020 BRUK00



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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3499 on: April 01, 2011, 08:17:19 PM »
1925584   17:37:02 01-04-11 AS7 I DONT HAVE A CAKE TIN I JUST REMEMBERED
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no supper tonight :lol:

 

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