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[wicky]

 MFS: FOLLOW THE WATER - MFS Paradise 221 Response  :-D

MFS: *CFSRES INC035 10/01/11 11:08,RESPOND To,VALLEY VIEW DR,HIGHBURY MAP 96 K 12 TG182,FIRE PLUG LEAKING FROM EARLIER TESTING.,PRIORITY 2,PDS221 - MFS Paradise 221 Response

[brenjoe]

1930777   21:21:34 10-01-11 SA190 RADIO BUTTON OPEN CAN HEAR YOU
SAAS Unit Salisbury

:lol:

[disOrderly]

12-01-11 06:04:11   H***** ADVISED THAT SHE REVERSED THE AMBULANCE INTO A PAGODA. PLEASE CALL HER ON THE FLEET PHONE. - SAAS Unit LW2

[Darius]

wonder if it really was a pagoda (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagoda for what they look like) or if they meant a pergola.

[pumprescue]

MOUNT PARKER 2 FOR BUCKING STATION FULLY OPERATIONAL. - CFS Mount Barker Response

Gotta love it !

[Alex]

MOUNT PARKER 2 FOR BUCKING STATION FULLY OPERATIONAL. - CFS Mount Barker Response

Gotta love it !

Are they paid to be retards?

[brenjoe]

1800125   20:58:44 12-01-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC078 12/01/11 20:58,RESPOND Rescue Animal,MITTA ST,HIGHBURY MAP 97 B 11 TG182,BIRD STUCK IN TREE...SEE OWNER IN ST - W,ILL BE FLAGGED DOWN - P2,PDS221
MFS Paradise PDS221
awwww :lol:




1800162   21:13:40 12-01-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC081 12/01/11 21:12,RESPOND To,BEACH RD,CHRISTIES BEACH MAP 185 G 11 TG182,SPARKS AND FLAMES FROM A SPOTLIGHT FROM,BP, SUBWAY LANDING IN CARYARD,CDN431
MFS Christie Downs CDN431

whoa....subway?  :lol:

[bajdas]

1800162   21:13:40 12-01-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC081 12/01/11 21:12,RESPOND To,BEACH RD,CHRISTIES BEACH MAP 185 G 11 TG182,SPARKS AND FLAMES FROM A SPOTLIGHT FROM,BP, SUBWAY LANDING IN CARYARD,CDN431
MFS Christie Downs CDN431

whoa....subway?  :lol:

That is a combined BP petrol station, subway and general store on the one site. Unless it is a different petrol station, the caryard is across Beach Road opposite the petrol station ???

That is four traffic lanes, two parking lanes and builtup median strip incorporating a turn-right lane. Long way for sparks from a carpark light to fly.

[MATTY]

13-01-11 13:21:14 MFS: *CFSRES INC079 13/01/11 13:20,RESPOND Rescue Animal,10 CHESTNUT CT,CLOVELLY PARK MAP 153 L 2 TG182,INVESTIGATE REPORTED CROCODILE IN REAR Y,ARD,STM401 

[Monger]

13-01-11 13:21:14 MFS: *CFSRES INC079 13/01/11 13:20,RESPOND Rescue Animal,10 CHESTNUT CT,CLOVELLY PARK MAP 153 L 2 TG182,INVESTIGATE REPORTED CROCODILE IN REAR Y,ARD,STM401 

Think it turned out to be a Blue tongue lizard. lol.

[bajdas]

MFS: *CFSRES INC035 14/01/11 08:49,RESPOND STORM DAMAGE,LAMEROO CFS,LAMEROO MAP 0 0 0 TG204,LAMEROO SILO WEIGH BRIDGE WITH 5000LT OF, WATER IN IT,LAMR19 - CFS Lameroo Response

That will take a while to pump out and then dry to continue grain receival

[SA Firey]

13-01-11 13:21:14 MFS: *CFSRES INC079 13/01/11 13:20,RESPOND Rescue Animal,10 CHESTNUT CT,CLOVELLY PARK MAP 153 L 2 TG182,INVESTIGATE REPORTED CROCODILE IN REAR Y,ARD,STM401 

Think it turned out to be a Blue tongue lizard. lol.

Correct :lol:

[brenjoe]

13-01-11 13:21:14 MFS: *CFSRES INC079 13/01/11 13:20,RESPOND Rescue Animal,10 CHESTNUT CT,CLOVELLY PARK MAP 153 L 2 TG182,INVESTIGATE REPORTED CROCODILE IN REAR Y,ARD,STM401 

Think it turned out to be a Blue tongue lizard. lol.

Correct :lol:

PMSL :lol:

[Hazmat206]

13:48:56 16-01-11 MFS: DO YOU MISS ME YET?? - MFS St Marys 409

13:50:58 16-01-11 MFS: YOU CUT ME DEEP MAN.... - MFS St Marys 409

[Pipster]

19:06:36 20-01-11 MU181 FROM 171 CREW PLSE CHECK FOR STIFF THEY MAY HAVE LEFT BEHIND GUYS SAAS Murray Bridge


Things must be bad when you start leaving the stiffs behind for another crew!!

Pip

[tft]

MFS: *CFSRES INC084 20/01/11 19:48,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,GRENFELL RD,SURREY DOWNS MAP 84 N 5 TG182,REIGNITION OF THIS MORNING FIRE AT SHOPP,ING CENTRE GOLDEN GROVE SHOPPING CENTRE,GGV311 TTGY19 - CFS Para Group Officers Response

This is now a Domestic Fire and why did TTG get called first this time  but at the first job at 09:10:52 when the first call was at 09:06.

First call
MFS: *CFSRES INC022 20/01/11 09:06,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,CNR GRENFELL AND GOLDEN GROVE RD,SURREY DOWNS MAP 84 M 5 TG182,BUY AND SAVE SHOP MULTIBLE CALLS PERSONS, REPORTED,ADL205 CAR031 GGV311 SAL329 SAL321

20-01-11 09:10:52   MFS: *CFSRES INC022 20/01/11 09:10,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,CNR GRENFELL RD AND GOLDEN GROVE RD,SURREY DOWNS MAP 84 M 5 TG182,SECOND ALARM,AD2015 ADL206 AD2092 TTGY19 OAK301 OAK303 SCHMRL CROCKF KILSBY

[SA Firey]

MFS: *CFSRES INC084 20/01/11 19:48,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,GRENFELL RD,SURREY DOWNS MAP 84 N 5 TG182,REIGNITION OF THIS MORNING FIRE AT SHOPP,ING CENTRE GOLDEN GROVE SHOPPING CENTRE,GGV311 TTGY19 - CFS Para Group Officers Response

This is now a Domestic Fire and why did TTG get called first this time  but at the first job at 09:10:52 when the first call was at 09:06.

First call
MFS: *CFSRES INC022 20/01/11 09:06,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,CNR GRENFELL AND GOLDEN GROVE RD,SURREY DOWNS MAP 84 M 5 TG182,BUY AND SAVE SHOP MULTIBLE CALLS PERSONS, REPORTED,ADL205 CAR031 GGV311 SAL329 SAL321

20-01-11 09:10:52   MFS: *CFSRES INC022 20/01/11 09:10,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,CNR GRENFELL RD AND GOLDEN GROVE RD,SURREY DOWNS MAP 84 M 5 TG182,SECOND ALARM,AD2015 ADL206 AD2092 TTGY19 OAK301 OAK303 SCHMRL CROCKF KILSBY

The first job was K99(Well involved) two storey structure fully involved.Tea Tree Gully 34P were part of the second alarm response.

In the second incident at the same premises it was dual response with Golden Grove for a rekindle on the first floor as Salisbury were tied up at an RCR, so they were next closest resource :wink:

[Pipster]

i completely understand that many struggle when a radio is put in their hands (i personally found i put on a 'radio' voice), but there are only a handful of k codes that are really relevant to tasks the cfs face. I still believe they are useful and its not too hard to memorise a few codes

And that is the problem...only a few codes to memorise...that's easy...until you come across something that is different.... and either don't use the code, or have to go looking at your cheat sheet for them...which defeats the whole purpose of having the K codes in the first place!!

Pip

[SA Firey]

Meanwhile back to amusing messages, anyone for truck soccer :-D

MENG: TRNG TONIGHT IS TRUCK SOCCER. ENHANCE YOUR RUNNING GRASS FIRE AND DRIVING SKILLS. WILL BE A TOP NIGHT. CAPTAIN. - CFS Meningie Info

[tft]

YDMIN: Is someone available to take the Micro5PID to Stirling tonight? For a training session with Brendan at Stirling Station tonight. (Micro5 Upskill) Please call Robin 8236 3153 if you can do this. --end of message --- Robin Holmes AFSM - CFS Burnside Info
Why would you put that on a page :?

[misterteddy]

only one reason........ but maybe two hands  :roll:

[pumprescue]

As you might have noticed it came from an Email pager message, most likely in his email message already, I don't think he is that sad !

[CFS_Firey]

YDMIN: Is someone available to take the Micro5PID to Stirling tonight? For a training session with Brendan at Stirling Station tonight. (Micro5 Upskill) Please call Robin 8236 3153 if you can do this. --end of message --- Robin Holmes AFSM - CFS Burnside Info
Why would you put that on a page :?

As pumprescue said, it looks like an email signature:

24-01-11 12:42:40   ADMIN: Regarding PID transfer to Stirling Job in hand - thanks to Scott. ------- End of Message -------- Robin Holmes AFSM Director Advisory KPMG 151 Pirie Street Adelaide SA 5000 Australia Tel +61 8 8236 xxxx Fax +61 8 8236 xxxx Mob 0407 - CFS Burnside Info

[brenjoe]

1926227   17:23:58 27-01-11 AS60 IS YOUR PARTNERS STETHESCOPE IN THE BACK OF A UTE SOMEWHERE
SAAS Unit Ashford

:-o

[Alex]

BECAUSE OF HIGH TEMPERATURES TODAY, REMINDER TO KEEP HYDRATED AND HAVE SUBSTANTIAL MEALS. REGARDS OH&S OFFICER. - CFS

And don't forget to wipe your arse.