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[SA Firey]

i'm sure the Mets don't mind...a short trip across the square once a days keeps the stats looking good....

and probably justifies at least a couple of $ million in ESL funding every year too!

Also helps pay for all those new Scania's :wink:

[Zippy]

21:11:07    MFS: *CFSRES INC053 14/11/10 21:10,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203

21:12:07    MFS: *CFSRES INC054 14/11/10 21:11,RESPOND ALARM 036/119,YATALA PRISON,1 PETER BROWN DR,NORTHFIELD MAP 94 Q 7 TG182,FIP MAIN GATE,,AD2015 OAK301 OAK303 PDS22

Prison saying hello to its bigger brother through the fire service.

[Fire000]

Surely the false alarms at the Remand Centre are getting ridiculous. If smoking is banned from Government Buildings, why not the Remand Centre also?


MFS will soon be able to buy a new appliance with the cash they rake in from attending alarms at the Remand Centre.

[brenjoe]

12:25:21 15-11-10 MFS: NO NEED TO RUSH. I'VE EATEN YOUR LUNCH ROSSY!!! - MFS Adelaide 202

12:27:10 15-11-10MFS: NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE IN COMMS EVERYDAY :-) - MFS Adelaide 202

:lol:

[Hazmat206]

14:32:08 16-11-10 MFS: LEYLAND BROTHERS CHANGE QUARTERS TO STATION 40 (ONE STEP CLOSER) - MFS St Marys 401

[485298]

18:18:23 18-11-10 MFS: JUST THE CHIV, THE OTHERS ARE ON B SHIFT - MFS Angle Park 361
18:16:02 18-11-10 MFS: YEAH, AT TEA, BE ON IN 15 MINS, HE IS ACTUALLY COOING FOR US ! - MFS Angle Park 361  :-)
18:14:34 18-11-10 MFS: WHAT, ALL OF US? - MFS Angle Park 361


18:47:17 18-11-10 MFS: HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF HEADQUARTERS, YOU SLIPPERY EEL? - MFS Angle Park 361
:?

[Alan (Big Al)]

messages from comms to mct and back i would think

[misterteddy]

NS-A INFO: ANYONE KNOW WHY BURGULAR ALARM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED?? Phone Capt ASAP. - CFS Norton Summit Info


Burglar?  :lol:

[straps]

1930811 17:44:21 22-11-10 EC12 TONY CLARKE WOULD LIKE YOU TO BRING UP SOME LIGNOCAINE I2 FOR NUMBING HIS SHEEP PLEASE
SAAS Unit H51

Ummm, aphrodisiac...????

[485298]

1930811 17:44:21 22-11-10 EC12 TONY CLARKE WOULD LIKE YOU TO BRING UP SOME LIGNOCAINE I2 FOR NUMBING HIS SHEEP PLEASE
SAAS Unit H51

Ummm, aphrodisiac...????

Lol local anasthetic so when he numbers his sheep the dont kick  him where it hurts lol ..... :evil:

[disOrderly]

25-11-10 01:39:30   SA190 SPRINT EARLIER SAID TO WATCH YOUR DOOR HANDLES, AND YOU MAY HAVE GOT THE WRONG BLOKE HAHA - SAAS Unit Salisbury

Picked up the wrong patient?

[rescue5271]

1909090 08:46:32 30-11-10 REMINDER - COMMITTEE MEETING TONIGHT 30TH NOV 2000 DUE GROUP PLANNING REQUIREMENTS NEXT WEEK W.WILKINSON :FROM G.C.C 8:43:18 AM



Wow is this message 10 years old???

[Robert-Robert34]

1930815 16:39:19 30-11-10 PA56 MY GOD - PLEASE LET ME NEVER CALL AN AMBULANCE WITH YOU 2 TO COME GET ME AT NETLEY

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[JJD]

Comforting...

[misterteddy]

Comforting...

sarcasm

[JJD]

Glad someone around here can recognise it when they see it!!!  :evil:

[Alan (Big Al)]

MFS: *CFSRES INC064 02/12/10 16:52,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,STRATH - GOOLWA RD FINNISS ,FINNISS MAP 0 0 0,GRAIN TRUCK ROLLOVER,STH029 - SES South Coast Response

siggghhh,, so i guess its easier to respond ses from victor harbor than 2 closer cfs units to this job to back up strath ses

on ya ses RO way to keep it in house

[Alex]

JANET *** FROM WOOD CROSS CANNOT ATTEND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY I AM IN A BUSH FIRE AREA. - CFS Morphett Vale Officers Info

Aaaah and thats why you never will know... Cant educate the unwilling.

[Fire000]

EIGHT alarms at the Remand Centre between 18:00 and 23:59 Thursday 2nd December. Didn't even bother looking before 18:00hrs, but wouldn't be surprised if there are even more. Are MFS even bothring to get in their trucks to attend these anymore?

Surely this is getting beyond a joke........... what are MFS doing about this? Who is the brain who designed the fire alarm system for the Remand Centre?  What will it take for someone to do something? For a delayed response by MFS to a real incident caused because they're attending yet another false alarm at the Remand Centre. Are MFS even charging for the attendance fees?

Why not ban smoking int he cells, wouldn't it be a simple fix to the problem. You can't smoke in a hospital or government building, so why is the Remand Centre any different. CRAZY!!!!!!

Almost worth moving the MFS Station to the Remand Centre, the response time would be amazing.

I'd welcome your thoughts from your forumites.

02-12-10 18:52:55    MFS: *CFSRES INC083 02/12/10 18:52,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

02-12-10 19:17:02    MFS: *CFSRES INC087 02/12/10 19:16,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

02-12-10 19:52:42    MFS: *CFSRES INC100 02/12/10 19:52,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

02-12-10 20:39:08    MFS: *CFSRES INC110 02/12/10 20:38,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

02-12-10 21:10:06    MFS: *CFSRES INC114 02/12/10 21:09,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

02-12-10 22:03:36    MFS: *CFSRES INC122 02/12/10 22:03,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

02-12-10 22:30:36    MFS: *CFSRES INC127 02/12/10 22:30,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

02-12-10 23:15:01    MFS: *CFSRES INC132 02/12/10 23:14,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

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You will find that many units that go to the Adelaide Remand Centre are usually K3 (Available to run) withing 5 minutes if there was a major scale emergency. The only time the Remand Centre causes anguish to MFS is when they have lots of EMERGENCIES, this means the units like Prospect and others have to cover the Adelaide base. This then results in stations being thrown out of kilt because of these changes. However, on a quiet day at the office, think about how much money the MFS will get for a call out, only a couple of km's away. I do agree that they should ban smoking in the building, but with the money the MFS are getting, they are able to buy the new scania's.

Cheers Mike   

[Hazmat206]

Depending on the time, not all appliances get responded

[Alex]

0800 - 1800 mon to fri [excluding public holidays]it is a reduced response... unfortunately it is usually after 1800 that they dial up the sensitivity on the system and MFAs occur.

[Alan (Big Al)]

**** 24 arrived at scene, liason with owner. 34P on recconnaisance in area


Really?? i could think of better things to do than go looking for jobs  :|
and i have noticed this brigade do quite a bit of self respondng/paging for jobs..

Meh maybe i am just being picky

[Zippy]

It would help avoid having callouts at a later time tho....  driver training as well....   It may look sus, but i think it helps manage the workload.

[Alan (Big Al)]

and a job left for 20 mins in that situation may not need to be a job at all down the track   :lol: