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[SA Firey]

N40 I THOUGHT IT WAS 20 MINUTES FOR CRIB BREAKS - PLEASE EXPLAIN - MD2 SAAS Noarlunga

:lol:

[CFS_Firey]

13:16:58   29-12-07   P71 I REALLY THINK TODAY CALLS FOR ICECREAM SAAS Prospect

[SA Firey]

test message... where are you little pager SES Northern Districts Info?

Anyone found a GRN Pager :lol:

[Robert-Robert34]

1925622 15:46:07 31-12-07 C89 MURPHYS LAW GET BACK ON AND I GET JOB FOR U - CALL BACK ON AIR PLEASE - RAH TO PARADISE SAAS Campbelltown

Never heard that murphys law rule before  :lol: is it a new one or did SAAS comms make it up  :roll:

[Zippy]

murphy's law is all to present in the emergency services mate.

it you say its gonna be quiet....it wont be. literally.

"we havent had a hazmat in a while"....2 days later BAM! like...2 hazmats...

murphys law is quite evil...

[Firey9119]

1905686 16:20:41 31-12-07 ROB BAKER HAVING NYE PARTY AT HIS HOUSE TONIGHT IF ANY ONE WOULD LIKE TO ATTEND , FROM THE STATION. AFTER 8.00PM 13 WERONA ST (NOT ALL SA FIREFIGHTER MEMBERS INVITED) MFS Mt Gambier Response


dont you hate when we are not invited !!!!

[Firey9119]

Probably doing Para Group a favour with it offline its a piece of you know what that tanker :-D

yes it is a piece of you know what BUT its a well look after piece of you know what

and also i would rather the piece of crap you know then the one you dont!!

[Firey9119]

1928388 22:28:10 31-12-07 FW: _____ QUICK!! Go Now
1928388 22:04:04 31-12-07 QUICK!! Go Now


ok where are we going

any ideas whos pager ID this is??

[RescueHazmat]

Google it...

???

[Robert-Robert34]

1925588 13:50:45 02-01-08 MT71 U WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH SAAS Mitcham

:roll: Sounds like somebody has been watching too much South Park  :lol:

[SA Firey]

TRUR: HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL, WHAT BETTER WAY TO WORK OFF A HANGOVER AND ALL THAT FOOD THAN ATTENDING TRAINING TONIGHT? - EXERCISES INVOLVING - DRAUGHTING, WATER RELAY, SMD 1, RUNNING GRASSFIRES AND MOPPING UP TACTICS - TIMED TEAM BASED EVENTS CFS Truro Info


:-D :-D

[countrygirl]

Not sure if this posting is actually amusing.
Wonder how the patient would feel knowing the problem was broadcast.

THE ACTUAL COMMENTS IN THE CASE ARE "ABDO PAIN POST SEX" JUST SO YOU KNOW...

[Morgan]

1925598 06:12:54 03-01-08 SA181 IN OTHER WORDS THE CALLER HAS NO IDEA... SAAS Salisbury

telling it how it is :-P

[Smallflame]

1925588 13:50:45 02-01-08 MT71 U WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH SAAS Mitcham

:roll: Sounds like somebody has been watching too much South Park  :lol:

I don't know what they're putting in the water distributed at the moment... Perhaps the new blue uniforms have some other contaminants! Been fairly blunt lately!

[Robert-Robert34]

1925568 11:22:29 07-01-08 M77 SORRY, OUR GRAND PLAN HAS GONE POOF! I HAVE SOME OTHER STUFF FOR YOU TO DO INSTEAD! TA JADE SAAS Marion

Grand plan for what  :? world domination  :lol: :roll:

[boredmatrix]

a plan?  a comcen had a plan?  WOW! 

....cynically I think I know why it didn't work.....planning never works on level 2 of eastwood!!   :lol:

[Zippy]

fact of life #404456
Planning in emergency services is at best: ad-hoc. full stop.

[boredmatrix]

thanks for pointing out the bleeding obvious!

[Zippy]

thats ok mate ;)  buy my facts of life book from danoz direct for 5 payments of $39.95 but wait theres more...get a free halligan tool if u use ur credit card!

[Robert-Robert34]

1907338 12:57:33 10-01-08 if u go to mt barker get lettuce & tomatoes pls. b GRN Link Techs

Weeee a shopping trip  :-D dont forget to pick up a 30 pack of Coke Zero and a carton of beer as well  :lol: :roll:

[Robert-Robert34]

1925577 15:41:07 10-01-08 F74 THE GODS OF ATS WORK HAVE SMILED ON YOU AND DECIDED THAT YOU MAY RETURN HOME, WITH OUT 'PENALTY' :):) SAAS Fulham

I didnt know SAAS has a god  :lol: what religion are they  :roll:

[Crownie24]

1927119   17:32:11 10-01-08 PLS PH ROB ELLIOTT WHEN NOT KILLING PATIENTS YOU KNOW NUMBER SAAS

Surely thats taking it too far...SAAS has been letting loose lately....

[Firefrog]

It's called sarcasm and probably quite funny to those it was intended for. 8-)

We shouldn't get bent out of shape after reading stuff that's not even technically meant for us.... :wink:

[chook]

Now thats funny - those SAAS guys have a wicked sense of humour :-D
Pity others don't seem to take a leaf out of their book :wink:
cheers

[sesroadcrashrescue]

15:09:16 11-01-08 MFS: IF A PICTURE PAINTS A THOUSAND WORDS THEN WHY CANT I PAINT YOU MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

some ones having fun