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[bajdas]

09:05:59 23-11-07 ATTN: KUITPO RANGER NAME: <name> FROM <company> NUMBER: <phone#> DETAILS: SEND 20 LITRES B PLUS TO KUITPO VIA FORESTRY SA FREIGHT COMPANY BUT IT ENDED UP IN MOUNT GAMBIER. NEEDS FOR KUITPO RANGER TO RING MOUNT GAMBIER TO ORGANISE FOR IT

Well both areas have forests.....but whoever missed the correct recipient.

[mengcfs]

They called this job the Fonz... :-P

STOP FOR COOL GRASS FIRE EXTINGUISHED DALKEITH AND VIRGINA ON SCENE CREWS RET SOON

[probie_boy]

They called this job the Fonz... :-P

STOP FOR COOL GRASS FIRE EXTINGUISHED DALKEITH AND VIRGINA ON SCENE CREWS RET SOON

interesting brigade spelling... :evil:

[RescueHazmat]

LOL.. Good pickup!!!

[Morgan]

Quote from: SA Firey on November 22, 2007, 07:47:27 PM
TO ALL THE MALE MEMBERS OF THE STATION (AND FEMALE IF YOU WISH TO GO THERE) PLEASE DO NOT WALK ON THE NEW TILES IN THE MALE TOILETS, THANKS. CFS Salisbury Info

damn, you beat me to it. My question is, How do you expect them to get to the toliet then?

Floate, maybe??

stand in the door way and aim REAL HIGH :roll:

[Bowforce]

CP171 NEW INVENTION.... THE RADIO :) PLS LET FLINDERS PRIVATE KNOW ABOUT THIS WONDERFULL NEW TECHNOLOGY... :) SAAS Camden Park

[Zippy]

09:20:54   05-12-07   MURRAY BRIDGE CFS CONDUCTING BURN OFF CHRISTIAN RD 10AM UNTIL - WILL ADVISE LT3

10:06:50   05-12-07   MFS: INC # 16 - 05/12/07 10:06,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,CHRISTIAN RD,MURRAY BRIDGE, MAP 349 J 13 ,,,SAIR55 MBR721*CFSRES:

LOL...who forgot to notify Adelaide Fire...

[bajdas]

21:32:15 10-12-07 Test Page from VH59, no response necessary unless you didn't get this page and then you will never know anyway

Sooo true....the problem with pager tests, how do you know who did not receive the test page ????

[Morgan]

turning out after pager has activated step by step  :-D

1) jump in car and drive to station

2) unlock door and enter station.....

3) TURN OFF BURGLER ALARM!!! :roll:

13:42:54   11-12-07   BROO: *CFSRES: MORE CREW NEEDED BOOLEROO STATION 11-12-07 13:41 CFS Melrose Group Officers Response

13:47:50   11-12-07   BOOL: SECURITY ALARM ACTIVATED AT BOOLEROO STATION CFS Melrose Group Officers Response

[Hair]

17:18:33 11-12-07 MFS: INC # 48 - 11/12/07 17:18,RESPOND To,AVENUE RD,STIRLING, MAP 145 B 14 ,,CHILD WITH HEAD STUCK IN FENCE - STEAM ROLLER PARK,STRL19*CFSRES: CFS Stirling Response

[Hair]

CFS: *CFSRES: HELITAK 537 RESPOND ADELAIDE AIRPORT WEST HELI-PAD. TRANSPORT LINEN TO KINGSCOTE AIRPORT - SARC CANT > 11/12/2007 18:31:39 CFS Air Ops Heliair Response

Obviously a blanket attack :lol: :-D

[Robert-Robert34]

1908045 20:05:30 11-12-07 MFS: INC # 60 - 11/12/07 20:05,RESPOND Rescue Animal,MANNUM CFS,MANNUM, MAP 0 0 0 ,,BOAT REQ FOR COW RESCUE NEAR 170 MARK.,MRB029 MNNM19*CFSRES: SES Murray Bridge

Sounds like a cow had to much moo juice and got a cramp while trying to swim  :roll: :lol:

[Morgan]

1909114 19:25:05 12-12-07 PLEASE NOTE THAT ONION CUTTING THURSDAY NIGHT AT 19:30 HRS AT JACQUE & BRENTON'S. PLEASE BRING SHARP KNIVES, CUTTING BOARDS AND TISSUES! JACQUE 0407 244 002 CFS Lyndoch Response

:?

[Hair]

MFS: INC # 70 - 12/12/07 22:15,RESPOND Hazmat Incident,EYRE HWY,PORT AUGUSTA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,BACK UP STIRLING NTH TO TRUCK FIRE POSS HAZMAT,PAU519*CFSRES: MFS Pt Augusta Response

22:27:43 12-12-07 MFS: Hi Rod, notifying you of a truck fire that Pt Augusta MFS are going to about 15kms out of Pt Augusta heading to Ceduna. They are responding as a hazmat appliance. Apparently the truck has explosives onboard (run for your life) ..Matty 12/12/2007 10:27:32 PM MFS

[Dave O]

1925587 13:26:41 13-12-07 CT74 HI - FOR YOUR INFO TO AVOID ANY EMBARRASING MOMENTS YOUR PT IS ACTUALLY A GENETIC MALE, PREFERS TO BE KNOWN FEMALE SAAS City

[Robert-Robert34]

1925572 15:50:50 13-12-07 N81 I AM MOST IMPRESSED WITH THE RADIO MANNERS U ARE TEACHING UR THIRD! NICE WORK SAAS Noarlunga

Whats the prize i hope a brand new shiny Ambulance or maybe a unlimited shopping spree  :lol: :-P

[Robert-Robert34]

1919066 20:38:22 13-12-07 MFS: INC # 76 - 13/12/07 20:38,RESPOND Rescue Animal,TRINITY CT,ANDREWS FARM, MAP 41 K 12 ,,CAT IN DRAIN DETAILS AS SUPPLIED BY S/O COLLINS,ELZ331*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

Sounds like the poor kitty was looking for his yarn ball and got stuck trying to get it from the drain  :lol:

[safireservice]

1919066 20:38:22 13-12-07 MFS: INC # 76 - 13/12/07 20:38,RESPOND Rescue Animal,TRINITY CT,ANDREWS FARM, MAP 41 K 12 ,,CAT IN DRAIN DETAILS AS SUPPLIED BY S/O COLLINS,ELZ331*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

Sounds like the poor kitty was looking for his yarn ball and got stuck trying to get it from the drain  :lol:

Not bad hey, thats in CFS area. I dont see any CFS on that page. The wonders of the mfs comms!  :-D

[Alan (Big Al)]

Would you honestly want to go to that??? :|

[6739264]

Would you honestly want to go to that??? :|

Yep! I love warm and fuzzy Animal Rescues. They are great for PR.

And if you get to use the powersaw its a bonus!

[boredmatrix]

sitrep I heard that cracked me up one day for a MFS crew that was attending a cat in a tree.........



....."cat in a tree - 1 High Pressure Line in use".....

[SA Firey]

We had a former member who use to love using a 64mm line on cats, and giving a sitrep 1 x 64mm line in use on the radio for all to hear :lol:

[alphaone]

1919066 20:38:22 13-12-07 MFS: INC # 76 - 13/12/07 20:38,RESPOND Rescue Animal,TRINITY CT,ANDREWS FARM, MAP 41 K 12 ,,CAT IN DRAIN DETAILS AS SUPPLIED BY S/O COLLINS,ELZ331*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

Sounds like the poor kitty was looking for his yarn ball and got stuck trying to get it from the drain  :lol:

Not bad hey, thats in CFS area. I dont see any CFS on that page. The wonders of the mfs comms!  :-D

Yes it is CFS area, its dual response between Elizabeth MFS and Dalkeith CFS. It is a regular occurance for those guys not to be responded to their own area by MFS comms.

[mack]

1919066 20:38:22 13-12-07 MFS: INC # 76 - 13/12/07 20:38,RESPOND Rescue Animal,TRINITY CT,ANDREWS FARM, MAP 41 K 12 ,,CAT IN DRAIN DETAILS AS SUPPLIED BY S/O COLLINS,ELZ331*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

Sounds like the poor kitty was looking for his yarn ball and got stuck trying to get it from the drain  :lol:

Not bad hey, thats in CFS area. I dont see any CFS on that page. The wonders of the mfs comms!  :-D

Yes it is CFS area, its dual response between Elizabeth MFS and Dalkeith CFS. It is a regular occurance for those guys not to be responded to their own area by MFS comms.

looks to me like the call came from the SO... so perhaps they came across hte incident, and the page is just to create a job number?

[safireservice]

So that raises the question what were they doing out there at that time of night?