Ammusing pager message.

[SOCC]

What I am meaning is , read them, have a laugh, be curious, but leave it at that.

[CFS_Firey]

ahh, no worries... have to agree there too :)

[Firefrog]

Yes - very unwise to act on anything that was not addressed or intended for you. Ok to paste things here for a chuckle but take it no further.

[PF_]

Been about 3 or 4 MVA's in the last hour.  Danger hour

[MATTE]

Just because you guys/gals at Kangarilla only just got paging technology doesnt mean you can abuse it... hahahahahaha

[strikeathird]

Roger Radio.








*Sorry mate, had to do it.. :P .. Chuclkes to self at thought of Farva in Supertroopers!*

[Laska]

Just because you guys/gals at Kangarilla only just got paging technology doesnt mean you can abuse it... hahahahahaha

LOL Very funny.. there aint nothing wrong with living in the sticks.. Who cares we have chickens in our station.. we get free eggs :D

Besides.. we're even getting broadband soon so us Kangarillians aren't that far out :P

[Alan (Big Al)]

Roger Radio.








*Sorry mate, had to do it.. :P .. Chuclkes to self at thought of Farva in Supertroopers!*

Funniest movie i've ever seen. If there are more police like that around it would be good. :wink:

[Darius]

The chimney thing might have been a chimney fire, people dont have fires going in the middle of summer.

but how would the chimney fire have started if the fire place wasnt lit.... but yeh they do around that area... friken cold some times even in summer.

much as I hate to inject some facts into all the speculation...

one reason for having a fire in summer is some people have a
range to provide hot water.

But in this case it is a heritage listed, vacant, locked up
cottage (technically owned by SA Water).  The interior could
have been on fire and the chimney the only place for the smoke
to escape.  Local residents rang the local captain who rang MFS
and requested the turnout.

[strikeathird]

Thanks for that..








:roll:

[rescue5271]

Come on radio if we where not ment to read or act or laugh at these pager messages,,then why has someone up the chain not instructed the paid staff to stop sending these silly messages??????  ONE RULE FOR ALL I SAY......

[CFS_Firey]

shhh blinky!  Maybe the people up the chain don't know... Don't let them take my fun away! :P

[Mike]

1916944 13:17:21 16-02-06 You Idiot.......!!

to the point ;)

[mengcfs]

Brown snake removed from Comms. room, be alert, hopefully there are no others. CherCapt. :-o

Wonder if they have near miss/accident forms............ :-P
Might get them a new comms room!!!

[bajdas]

Brown snake removed from Comms. room, be alert, hopefully there are no others. CherCapt. :-o

Wonder if they have near miss/accident forms............ :-P
Might get them a new comms room!!!

Hopefully they will check their PPE incl boots before putting them on. Would hate a passenger to show itself has they are getting dressed, or while they are on the truck  :-o

[Mike]

I hope they had there boots on before they got on the truck.

I dunno though, thought CFS were ment to be environmentally friendly.... taking a perfectly good home away from the snake! It would have kept any rodent issues down to ;)
(tongue in cheek) lol

[calspec]

1909230 23:38:04 17-02-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: KINGSTON RESPOND TOILET BOWEL FIRE AT APEX TOILET BLOCK, OPPOSITE SERVICE STATION, KINGSTON < 17/02/2006 23:37:51

Time to lay off those baked beans!  :-D

[mengcfs]

1909230 23:38:04 17-02-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: KINGSTON RESPOND TOILET BOWEL FIRE AT APEX TOILET BLOCK, OPPOSITE SERVICE STATION, KINGSTON < 17/02/2006 23:37:51

Time to lay off those baked beans!  :-D

This message hasn't been manipulated has it? - Toilet Bowl or to Bowel :? :-D

[Alan (Big Al)]

No hasn't been manipulated i saw it too on the site it did read "bowel" :lol:

[Robert-Robert34]

Try this one on for size

1908909 14:03:50 20-02-06 MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 20/02/06 14:03,569 BUGLE RANGES LOC,BUGLE RANGES, MAP 0 O 0 ,,CAT DOWN HOLE,1248*CFSRES:

Sounds like this little kitty had a dose of to much milk and fell down the hole drunk  :lol:

[mengcfs]

MFS: RESPOND To 20/02/06 14:45,BROADMEADOWS PRIMARY SCHOOL,HEYWOOD ST,ELIZABETH NORTH, MAP 52 B 4 ,,CHILD WITH GAS BOTTLE AND LIGHTER,331*CFSRES:

Do you think this kid will wet the bed :-P

[bajdas]

MFS: RESPOND To 20/02/06 14:45,BROADMEADOWS PRIMARY SCHOOL,HEYWOOD ST,ELIZABETH NORTH, MAP 52 B 4 ,,CHILD WITH GAS BOTTLE AND LIGHTER,331*CFSRES:

Do you think this kid will wet the bed :-P

If the kids doesn't, the parents and teachers of the school will if you read the pager message at face value. :-D
Imagine if the gas bottle was leaking or on and the kid lite the lighter.......booooom

[PF_]

Am I the only one who got a mental image of a "calvin" (and Hobbes) like character running around carrying a BBQ gas bottle and lighter with an evil grin.... :evil: :-P  (been eating too much vegemite)

[PF_]

1926227 17:21:05 20-02-06 AS10 MORE LIKE A BIG GIRLS BLOUSE!

:-o

[medevac]

MENU CHANGE FOR TRAINING TOMORROW NIGHT - PIZZA AND BEER INSTEAD - PLS MESSAGE NUMBERS ATTENDING TO HELP WITH ORDERING TO BIRDY ON ********

hmmm my kinda training...