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[RescueHazmat]

1925864 18:20:08 27-07-07 From : Dallas Big MAN:YOu call me Ronald Again i will drop you from a very high place without a para shoot.



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[RescueHazmat]

1908868 16:57:43 28-07-07 ATHELSTONE; ATHEL 24P RESPONDED HAZMAT BURTON, STOP RECEIVED TOO, 24P RETURNED..EERO - ATHL STN 28/07/2007 16:58:58 PM


1908871 19:18:37 28-07-07 MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 46 - 28/07/07 19:18,RESPOND Hazmat Incident,BURTON RD,BURTON, MAP 60 B 12 ,,INGHAMS CHICKEN PLANT AS PER PREVIOUS,9428*CFSRES
1908991 19:19:52 28-07-07 MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 46 - 28/07/07 19:20,RESPOND Hazmat Incident,BURTON RD,BURTON, MAP 60 B 12 ,,INGHAMS CHICKEN PLANT,2928*CFSRES:

1908871 19:24:45 28-07-07 ATHL: *CFSRES: MORE CREW REQUIRED RESPOND ATHELSTONE STATION 28-07-07 19

-I guess they were needed again... ?

[Jimmy_91]

1928012 09:03:15 31-07-07 MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 18 - 31/07/07 09:03,RESPOND Rescue Animal,STIRLING HILL RD,STRATHALBYN, MAP 000 0 0 ,,P3 BIRD STUCK IN TREE,CNR HIGHLAND VALLEY RD,**** ********,73329*CFSRES:  :?

Must have been some special bird as I thought birds could fly. :? :lol:

[SA Firey]

One bird rescue we went to the magpie had some twine wrapped around its leg which got caught on the branches in a tree but it was out of reach for us so a cherry picker was called for.

[countrygirl]

so what is up the paging site this time?
Its stuck on 14.07

[CFS_Firey]

so what is up the paging site this time?
Its stuck on 14.07

have you tried refreshing? It works fine for me...

[SA Firey]

There is more than one :wink:

[David]

1909006   17:42:27   06-08-07   REMINDER SPECIAL GM 2000 AT STATION PLUS RCR COURSE TO BE COMPLETED PLUS FREE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM CFS Stirling Info

I think I'll go and train with Stirling tonight.  :-D

[Zippy]

00:19:16   09-08-07   MT171 DID U FIND THE DOOR? WE'RE GONNA DOWNLOAD U ONTO U TUBE SAAS Mitcham :-D

[Zippy]

12:05:03   09-08-07   STOCK CALL NO STRUCTURAL DAMAGE REGARDS TREV SES Noarlunga Info

thats another stop call word variation to add to the list haha

[Morgan]

Not a pager message taken from today advertisers....   read the last two paragraphs!!

A FOUR-year-old boy was stuck in a vending machine for almost an hour in a sportsman's club south-east of Melbourne.

The boy was trying to retrieve some candy when his arm and shoulder became struck in the vending machine about 5pm (AEST) at Tooradin and District Sportsmans Club, Melbourne Metropolitan Ambulance spokesman Ray Rowe said.

"The boy was trying to fetch some lollies when his arm and shoulder were stuck,'' Mr Rowe said.

"As part of the rescue operation, a CFA unit came to his assistance.

"We are not sure what state the vending machine was in when they finally freed his body.''

The boy was "very upset'' when he was freed because his toy was damaged, Mr Rowe said.

[SA Firey]

So what does a vending machine look like after the spreaders have been used on it :-P

[Jimmy_91]

1908919 11:43:20 15-08-07 YAHOO WERE ARE YOU PAGER ?SPEAK TO ME! CFS Mount Barker Info

Over here :wink: :-D

[Morgan]

in regards to my vending machine post maybe he was like homer simpson.........."sir are u still holding on to the chocolate bar.............." :roll:

[Robert-Robert34]

Not a pager message taken from today advertisers....   read the last two paragraphs!!

A FOUR-year-old boy was stuck in a vending machine for almost an hour in a sportsman's club south-east of Melbourne.

The boy was trying to retrieve some candy when his arm and shoulder became struck in the vending machine about 5pm (AEST) at Tooradin and District Sportsmans Club, Melbourne Metropolitan Ambulance spokesman Ray Rowe said.

"The boy was trying to fetch some lollies when his arm and shoulder were stuck,'' Mr Rowe said.

"As part of the rescue operation, a CFA unit came to his assistance.

"We are not sure what state the vending machine was in when they finally freed his body.''

The boy was "very upset'' when he was freed because his toy was damaged, Mr Rowe said.

Yeah it sounds like he was trying trying to pull off a homer simpson act  :roll:

[squiddy]

1916079 17:09:03 17-08-07 ST81 URGENT CASE... MOTHER DUCK NEEDING HELP TO GET DUCKLINGS ACROSS MAIN STREET... CAN YOU HELP? SAAS Strathalbyn

I thought the duck race was in November...

[SA Firey]

1916079 17:09:03 17-08-07 ST81 URGENT CASE... MOTHER DUCK NEEDING HELP TO GET DUCKLINGS ACROSS MAIN STREET... CAN YOU HELP? SAAS Strathalbyn

I thought the duck race was in November...

Its true SAAS are going quackers :-P

[Footy]

1909007 16:16:46 19-08-07 UPST: FROM CAPT: SNAG SIZZLE FOR TEA TOMORROW NIGHT PRIOR TO TRAINING STARTING AT 1800HRS. LPG TRAINING WILL COMMENCE AT 1900HRS. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ATTEND AT THIS TIME INSTEAD AT 1930HRS. 19/08/2007

LPG training and BBQ? someone is not confident of their crews ability to use a gas cylinder...

[mack]

15:06:33 21-08-07 AMBULANCE IS ALL FINISHED AT SERGES CRASH REPAIRS READY FOR PICKUP TONIGHT - CLOSE AT 5PM

[SA Firey]

1928925 09:59:59 22-08-07 Pity - you wont get to see me in green - I would look like a filtered bullfrog - thank christ for that - Malcolm SAAS Manager?  :lol:

[CFS_Firey]

MFS: INC # 31 - 23/08/07 14:34,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,60 WAYMOUTH ST,ADELAIDE, MAP A A 11 ,,ODOUR, BUILDING EVAC - CFS BUILDING,205 41 201 204 203*CFSRES:

[Zippy]

thank goodness for comm's being in MFS comcen  hahaha

[bittenyakka]

where is 206?

[6739264]

Watching foxtel... why would you turn them out to the initial alarm unless its confirmed going?

[mack]

Watching foxtel... why would you turn them out to the initial alarm unless its confirmed going?

perhaps bittenyakka meant becasue it is an odour investigation...?


sounds liek someone put the exhaust from a geni next to the intake for the air con system anyway.... d'oh!!!