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[SA Firey]

1909070 14:25:31 01-12-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: WAITPINGA RESPOND GRASSFIRE, THREE GULLY RD, ENCOUNTER BAY, NEAR BATTYE RD, YOUR BURNOFF FROM THIS MORNING HAS REKINDLED AND HEADING TOWARDS A FENCE/HOUSE 

OOPS  :-o

[mengcfs]

16:40:14 01-12-06 SHQ: KNOWING THAT GROUP THEY PROBLY DECIDED TO PLAY THERE OWN GAME ;) < 01/12/2006 16:40:03

[SA Firey]

No shortage of amusing messsages this week :-D

[probie_boy]

waikerie have had a truly shite few days. first the big fire now this...

1919390 16:07:24 01-12-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: WAIKERIE RESPOND MVA CAR V TRUCK, STURT HWY WAIKERIE, NEAR BENLOW ROAD, PERSONS TRAPPED ^ 01/12/2006 4:06:40 PM

1924305 17:26:31 01-12-06 HELICOPTER ON SITE - PATIENT STILL UNDER TRUCK - CRANE ABOUT TO LIFT - WILL CALL AGAIN LATER - FROM ANDREW - YOU KNOW NUMBER

1924138 17:39:03 01-12-06 MFS: RESPOND LIGHTING 01/12/06 17:38,STURT HWY,WAIKERIE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CNR BENLOW RD - ASSIST POLICE WITH LIGHTING AND TRAFFIC CONTROL AT A FATAL ACIDENT - P1,74029*CFSRES:

1919309 18:06:22 01-12-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: WAIKERIE & MOOROOK RESPOND SCRUB FIRE NITSCHKE RD, 12KMS EAST OF WAIKERIE, SOUTH SIDE OF RIVER, LIGHTNING STRIKE FIRE..... < 01/12/2006 18:06:08

1919390 18:16:11 01-12-06 SHQ: CFSRES WAIKERIE - CONTACT SOCC TO ACKNOWLEDGE FIRE AT NITSCHKE ROAD < 01/12/2006 18:16:00

1926672 18:19:11 01-12-06 SHQ: SAAS ADVISE THAT DUE TO BOTH HELICOPTERS BEING INVOLVED IN RETRIEVALS FROM WAIKERIE THERE IS NO PILOT AVAIL FOR R53 IF REQUIRED ^ 01/12/2006 6:18:27 PM

poor dudes.

[calspec]

They say lightening deosn't strike twice...

MFS: RESPOND RCR 01/12/06 21:04,EDUCATION RD,HAPPY VALLEY, MAP 178 A 2 ,,200M DOWN FROM PIGGOT RANGE RD - CAR VS TREE,439 8032*CFSRES:


MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Accident 02/12/06 01:43,EDUCATION RD,HAPPY VALLEY, MAP 178 A 2 ,,CAR VS TREE,439 8032*CFSRES:


4 1/2 hours apart.

[medevac]

and from what i hear there was one person trapped in each accident

[SA Firey]

and from what i hear there was one person trapped in each accident

Second one didnt hit anything he was DUI just ran off the road :wink:

[SA Firey]

1908853 17:41:03 02-12-06 SHQ: CONGRATULATIONS TO JOFF & NADIA ON THEIR MARRIAGE. BEST WISHES FOR THE FUTURE

[CFS_Firey]

BRDG: NEWS FLASH - Don't panic (and don't tell the kids!). Santa was not at the North Pole when BW14 arrived to pick him up. Mrs. Claus said he was really @#%$&* off at the reindeer and had decided to walk. She is positive that he will be here by 6.00 pm. 3/12/2006

[Robert-Robert34]

Sounds like the Country Fire Service will be delivering christmas presents on christmas eve to every one in South Australia if Santa has decided to walk  :lol: :lol:

[Robert-Robert34]

1909177 15:23:44 03-12-06 GREENOCK 14 DELIVERING SANTA TO SEPPLT FIELD FOR FOSTERS CAPTAIN 0438872027

Yay christmas is saved  :lol: :lol: :-D

[SA Firey]

1909002 16:27:31 03-12-06 BRDG: GOOD NEWS - Santa has been sighted on the hill at the Adelaide Oval (apparently with a XXXX in hand - no taste!) Was heard to be giving Ricky Ponting some batting tips at the tea break

[SA Firey]

1909002 17:02:14 03-12-06 BRDG: NEWS UPDATE - Santa has left the cricket! Last seen getting into an old blue Ford (bad enough seen drinking XXXX) and heading for the hills. The Barmy Army started singing Christmas Carols, so Santa said it was time to be off! 


1909002 17:27:05 03-12-06 BRDG: WARNING - Santa seen to stop on side of Mt Barker Rd, Leawood Gardens. Apparently talking to deer. (Hope he doesn't start emloying scab labour! 

[Robert-Robert34]

Somebody better call Rudolph & the other reindeers who are on strike cause it sounds like they are about to lose their job  :lol: 

[filtered]

The message that started it all...


BRDG: BREAKING NEWS - Santa in industrial dispute with
Rudolf and other reindeer. Reindeer now on strike!
Bridgewater 14 making way to North Pole in effort to get
Santa to our Christmas Party by about 6.00 pm. The party is
still starting at 4.00 pm, bring food to share! 3/12/2006

[bittenyakka]

HAPPY VALLEY *INFO* BE AWARE THE PUMPER IS IN 14'S ENGINE BAY, 14 IS IN THE STOREROOM , BE AWARE WHEN ENTERING STATION FOR FIRE CALLS, ITS A TIGHT SQUEEZE. - H/V STATION 3/12/2006 6:02:32 PM

Happy valley have a pumper?

[Camo]

HAPPY VALLEY *INFO* BE AWARE THE PUMPER IS IN 14'S ENGINE BAY, 14 IS IN THE STOREROOM , BE AWARE WHEN ENTERING STATION FOR FIRE CALLS, ITS A TIGHT SQUEEZE. - H/V STATION 3/12/2006 6:02:32 PM

Happy valley have a pumper?

They have a 24P.

Thats either a big storeroom or a small 14.  :-D

[medevac]

they may have been housing that type 2 for the night???  :?

[Scania_1]

bet they would love to keep it. lol (the type 2)

[fire03rescue]

I thought that they were getting the type 2 pumper, for good

[Chirp / Vibrate]

SHQ: *CFSRES: AVON PORT WAKEFIELD NANTAWARRA & BALAKLAVA RESPOND GRASS FIRE ALONG RAILWAY LINE. BETWEEN BOWMANS AND NANTAWARRA. > 04/12/2006 15:20:05

and

MFS: RESPOND GRASS FIRE 04/12/06 15:18,NAIRNE TOWN,NAIRNE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,ON TRAINLINE. 3KM STH OF NAIRNE TOWARD WARRA,12642 1298 1268*CFSRES:

Warra? Would that be on the "Nairne-to-Warra" road ;)

Heysen crews didn't find anything. Wakefield Group responded lots of brigades by the look.

[Scania_1]

Yeah and the trainline runs east-west through that area. Bit hard to go 3km south??? along the railway line.

[Robert-Robert34]

Heres something that doesnt happen too often here in the South East a grass fire started as direct result of a RCR  :-o

1909359 11:33:43 05-12-06 SHQ: CFSRES: MILLICENT, ARGYLE, THORNLEA, FURNER RESPOND GRASS FIRE, PRINCES HIGHWAY, 20 KM NORTH MILLICENT TOWARDS KINGSTON, ** RESULT OF MVA** 

1912670 11:38:58 05-12-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: BOMBERS 583 & 564 RESPOND GRASS FIRE PRINCES HIGHWAY 20KM FROM MILLICENT TOWARDS KINGSTON 

[squiddy]

1908782 13:37:29 05-12-06 You smell like a taxi drivers socks
1908782 13:39:46 05-12-06 what about a fat womans vagina

Good to see SAAS are using the paging service for it's intended purpose...

How foul is that? I hope someone gets their arse kicked for it.

[medevac]

and how do we know its SAAS?


you should be careful laying blame without actual evidence me thinks...