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Offline bajdas

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1125 on: November 01, 2006, 05:30:57 PM »
Quote from: Ryan on November 01, 2006, 05:25:31 PM
1908032 18:05:39 01-11-06 Anyone interested in attending Xmas Pageant this Saturday, 0600 till approx 1300? If so, contact 82777411 or sms 0400990465.

Nope, going to the adelaide horse trials instead 8-)

Possibly SES Unit paging members. SES have a crew at the pagent in the city each year.
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1126 on: November 01, 2006, 05:35:32 PM »
Quote from: bajdas on November 01, 2006, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Ryan on November 01, 2006, 05:25:31 PM
1908032 18:05:39 01-11-06 Anyone interested in attending Xmas Pageant this Saturday, 0600 till approx 1300? If so, contact 82777411 or sms 0400990465.

Nope, going to the adelaide horse trials instead 8-)

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Metro South SES numbers :-D
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1127 on: November 02, 2006, 01:56:30 PM »
Heres a SAAS pager message it seems this ambulance crew was giving the dispatcher a hard time with cracking jokes about him :lol:

1916060 11:13:58 02-11-06 PL84 THATS ENOUGH NOW FROM YOU GUYS - LEAVE ME ALONE TA PHIL
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1128 on: November 06, 2006, 05:59:04 PM »
Heres a funny pager message it sounds more like a circus rather than like a brigade meeting  :lol:

1908918 17:22:48 06-11-06 Meadows Info. Come one come all to another rivetting Brigade Meeting. Tonight 19.30 for 19.45 start. See the President watch the clock intently, hear the ravings of the Training Officer, hear the Captain go crook about this and that, see t
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1129 on: November 06, 2006, 06:36:02 PM »
If that works and people get there good on em whats wrong with it....
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1130 on: November 07, 2006, 05:43:09 AM »
I dont think anyone is saying theres anythign wrong with it, just that its rather amusing.
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1131 on: November 07, 2006, 09:48:44 AM »
1911216  11:03:49 07-11-06 MESSAGE FROM MARTIN ***** ******** - OPERATION ZEBRA IS GO
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1132 on: November 07, 2006, 05:25:56 PM »
MFS: RESPOND Gas Domestic 07/11/06 18:28,59 HORSESHOE DR,WOODCROFT, MAP 177 K 10 ,,OCCUPANT HAS PUT A FORK THRU HIS GAS MAIN... GAS CO NOTIFIED ETA WITHIN 1 HOUR...,8032*CFSRES:


Trying to alter the gas meter maybe?
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1133 on: November 08, 2006, 11:20:41 AM »
Hey robert,

here are some pages you dont see everyday

SHQ: *CFSRES: NARACOORTE RESPOND EMERGENCY LANDING, NARACOORTE AIRPORT < 8/11/2006 12:24:39


MFS: RESPOND Aircraft Light 08/11/06 12:29,NARACOORTE CFS,NARACOORTE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,AIRCRAFT WITH10 MINS FUEL CIRCLING NARACOORTE AERODROME. POSSIBLE CRASH LANDING, PILOT PLUS 5 PASSENGERS,5629*CFSRES:

SHQ: SIGINC: FYI: NARACOORTE ATTENDING AIRCRAFT EMERGENCY LANDING; NARACOORTE AIRFIELD, NARACOORTE, LIGHT AIRCRAFT... > 8/11/2006 12:30:46


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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1134 on: November 08, 2006, 11:56:08 AM »
I was about to post those messages medevac but ahh well if you cant beat them join them  :wink:

Yes its not often does a brigade in the Naracoorte,Wattle Range,Kingston,Gambier or Robe group get a page for an aviation emergency landing but thankfully we have response plans to deal with this kinda emergency  :wink:

Wheres my scanner when i need it  :? oh thats right i left it in the kitchen turned off  :lol:

   
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1135 on: November 08, 2006, 02:40:24 PM »
Plane landed safely this is the second airport job we have had in the past year and kingston had one early in the year..no I did not go as i was out of town ......
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1136 on: November 08, 2006, 08:18:18 PM »
They arent all that uncommon at Mt Gambier Airport

Although it probaly is the busiest airport outside Adelaide i guess.
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1137 on: November 08, 2006, 08:47:57 PM »
I think Parafield is busier that Adelaide Airport - based on the number of take offs & landings.....!!

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1138 on: November 09, 2006, 12:37:33 PM »
Hey Robert, here's something you don't see everyday.

13:36:33 09-11-06 PF81 HE HAS NOW TRIED TO CUT HIS TESTES OFF,
         ?MUTILATTION, RANG SAPOL   
 
13:39:12 09-11-06 G81 HE HAS MUTILATED HIS GROIN

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1139 on: November 09, 2006, 03:33:45 PM »
Ouch why would he want to cut his balls off  :? maybe wanted to do a at home s** change operation rather than spend lots of money on one  :roll:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1140 on: November 09, 2006, 04:09:39 PM »
Hey Robert34, SEX!  :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1141 on: November 09, 2006, 07:10:25 PM »
I said it that way 2090 cause its a public forum  :wink: :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1142 on: November 10, 2006, 05:29:23 AM »
Quote from: Robert34 on November 09, 2006, 07:10:25 PM
I said it that way 2090 cause its a public forum  :wink: :lol:

But balls is always socially acceptable 
All blokes (with the exception of the guy in the pager message I guess) get balls... but not all blokes get sex :evil:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1143 on: November 11, 2006, 09:00:11 AM »
FYI - BOM LIGHTNING SITE SHOWING ACTIVITY OVER FLINDERS CHASE. NO INCIDENTS REPORTED AT THIS STAGE. ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST :) < 11/11/2006 10:09:54
I guess theres no need to worry yet then...
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1144 on: November 11, 2006, 09:04:05 AM »
 Situation:KOALA SEEMS RELAXED BUT NEEDS REMOVAL AS NEAR MAIN ROAD

looks like the koala isn't worrying yet either!
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1145 on: November 11, 2006, 10:20:37 PM »
1909191 22:54:13 11-11-06 MFS: RESPOND To 11/11/06 22:52,HANCOCK RD,SURREY DOWNS, MAP 85 C 2 ,,CNR GRENFELL - BUS STOP 57 POSSIBLE LIGHTNING STRIKE AT SERVO,9519 303*CFSRES:

Hmmm...that could have been an interesting job eh :-D

1925593 23:15:51 11-11-06 PF181 WHY DO I THINK THAT 2NITE IS GOING 2 BE VERY BUSY....

Lightning,Grass,Scrub and wet roads perhaps :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1146 on: November 12, 2006, 05:36:28 PM »
SHQ: FOR LUNCH. ALL LARGE COMBO'S WITH PEPSI 1 X TOASTED TWISTER WITH NO TOMATO, 1 X TWISTER NO LETTUCE OR TOMATO, 1 X TWISTER NO TOMATO NO PEPPER SAUCE WITH MAYO. THANKS MATE :) > 12/11/2006 12:18:10

Yumm...
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1147 on: November 12, 2006, 07:52:35 PM »
Nice page, nice to see the staff are eating well when will KFC do free delivery's
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1148 on: November 12, 2006, 09:24:09 PM »
16:17:07 12-11-06 MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Accident 12/11/06 16:16,TICKERA RD,WALLAROO DIST, MAP 000 0 0 ,,MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT, 1 KM FROM WALLAROO ON LEFT,28819 529*CFSRES:

Loooong drive for the boys from Whyalla :lol: :roll:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #1149 on: November 13, 2006, 04:59:22 AM »
Quote from: MundCFS on November 12, 2006, 09:24:09 PM
16:17:07 12-11-06 MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Accident 12/11/06 16:16,TICKERA RD,WALLAROO DIST, MAP 000 0 0 ,,MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT, 1 KM FROM WALLAROO ON LEFT,28819 529*CFSRES:

Loooong drive for the boys from Whyalla :lol: :roll:

Priority 1 Driver Training :lol: :lol: :-D
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