hahaha, that is priceless.
I've seen a triage nurse ask to put a C-Collar on drunk pt who had been assaulted (and came in with SAPOL) but was moving around fine and trying to get off the barouche (like they all do) even though the Ambo's hadnt put one on and they were probably going to take it off in Resus anyway.
And is the Elite one meant to be about MedSTAR?