it's now Chiller...not thriller....

[boredmatrix]

it doesn't take long...

Michael Jackson has passed away as a result of food poisoning.  The US government has issued a statement warning against the dangers of eating 12 year old nuts.

[SA Firey]

As per usual Boredy your straight out of the blocks :lol:

[jaff]

The EPA is going to have a field day if they try to cremate him and if they do bury him........I bet It'll be the first time he's ever been in a box :wink:

[boredmatrix]

in commemoration of michael jacksons death, McDonalds have released the McJacko burger................i wont bore you with the details, its basically some 50 year meat stuffed between some 8 year old buns!!

[crashndash]

Michael Jackson passed away this morning... Authorities have released a statement saying that his body will be cremated, and the plastic recycled to make small toys so that children can play with him for a change

[boredmatrix]

in another twist - statements have been released claiming MJ drowned in the Hudson river.  pictures of MJ bobbing up and down on a buoy have surfaced.......

[boredmatrix]

it's Farrah Fawcetts fault...

when she arrived at heaven yesterday, God asked her if she would like to leave a legacy on the world she'd left behind. 

In a thoughtful Gesture - she asked that all the children in all the world be protected from henious monster predators....


several hours later...MJ passed away


coincidence?

[crashndash]

and one for Boredy...lol

Reports are coming throught that paramedics working on Michael Jackson were singing to him as they tried to revive him

An eye witnes is reported to have heard the paramedic singing..."just beat it....beat it....find yourself a pulse and beat it"

[Bagyassfirey]

"Police are looking in to the possible cause of Michael Jackson's heart attack they've ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times, they are blaming it on the boogie"

[calspec]

"Police are looking in to the possible cause of Michael Jackson's heart attack they've ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times, they are blaming it on the boogie"

Now that's funny!

[SA Firey]

it's Farrah Fawcetts fault...

when she arrived at heaven yesterday, God asked her if she would like to leave a legacy on the world she'd left behind. 

In a thoughtful Gesture - she asked that all the children in all the world be protected from henious monster predators....


several hours later...MJ passed away


coincidence?

The new hit single has been released "another paedophile bites the dust" :-P

[Hazmat206]

He's going to the wax museum as is

[Hazmat206]

What do Michael Jackson and Collingwood have in common?
They're both black and white and die mid year :lol: