Quiet year

[uniden]

Many brigades/stations are experiencing a quiet year (financial) for call outs , not that its a bad thing. Anyone hazard a guess at why ? Maybe better home fire safety and more awareness of rural jobs/hazards with the events in Victoria..Or maybe there is no reason..

[bittenyakka]

I would think it is just luck of the draw. My brigade is up, we have already done what we did last year and have had half as many AFAs.

[RescueHazmat]

Work station has been busier.

CFS still getting near on the 300 mark.

[6739264]

At CFS we're about to hit double figures, and work is nudging eleventy billion...

Foxtel Consumption is up 35%

'Soft Porn Fridays' have been apparently cancelled by Fox/HBO :(

Shift is 110% pissed off

Gym usage is stable at 23ppm

Cookup's are suffering due to econmic restraints, we are down to 10kg of meat per cookup for the shift

S/O's are grumpy 0.68% more often

SFF's are old, crusty and angry 110% less often (The planets are aligned this year?)

Truck washing is up 98.6% with the onset of a new appliance in station

FNG/Shitkicker/Probie pranks are down 0.001% Due to "Non bastardisation" rules (haha)

SACFS Staff are retarded - no change

34P's still look like they've had a scrap metal yard blow its load all over their back end

SACFS Pumpers... HAHAHA

SACFS Appliance/Equipment R&D... VERY quiet year/decade

Phew! What a year...

[CFS_Firey]

We're significantly down on calls this year as well.  I think it's just luck...