Pick up lines

[boredmatrix]

Anyone got any decent pickup lines they've heard....or used - especially being  firey/Rescue/Ambo??

• firefighters can't walk on water but we'll get you wet anyway.
  
• I bet I could make you scream louder than the siren...
  
• [Hold up some spider straps for the backboard] Wanna see a neat trick?
  

[sesroadcrashrescue]

this was used on me. me being an ambo and all

hay your an ambo i need mouth to mouth

[SA Firey]

I'll show you a firetruck :-D

[CFS_Firey]

Want to see my hosework?

[6739264]

I'm highly trained in cordage... especially in the dark.

Can I sink my standpipe in your hydrant?

[boredmatrix]

not a pickup line - but saw a t-shirt that cracked me up.....


I've cancelled my subscription - you've got too many issues!

[Katrina]

I've got a fire I need you to help put out (followed by unzipping of pants) boy was that kid really drunk that night - his mates are still laughing about it 12 months down the track

[6739264]

"I'm A VOLUNTEER - No ones forces me to save hot chicks!"

Yet another great T shirt.