Blonde hops onto a plane, and sits herself down in first class - despite having just an economy ticket.
The hostess argues with the blonde for about 20 minutes- with the blonde insisting that she paid for a seat, and this one is the one that suits her....
..exasperated - the Hostie asks the pilot for advise. He goes down to first class and introduces himself and offers her a drink and starts chatting to her. About 2 minutes later she gets up and moves down to her assigned seat.
amazed - the hostie asks the captain how he did it...
"simple..."
"......told her that first class was going to New York, not Sydney...."
