Retail Therapy for Blondes

[SA Firey]

Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains". The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches".

"Fifteen inches????" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what
room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!"

The blonde says, "Helllloooooooooo. I've got Windooooooows!"
:-D

[CFS_Firey]

God help us....